Things I learned from CSI:Miami

You can call your fellow CSI's in Miami and all come to work the next day wearing the same color i.e. -- orange or purple
 
-Anybody can work in the lab and the the field
-Neon colors and paisley are a must for a man's wardrobe in Miami
-If you have a relationship with Horatio Caine, you will die, except if you're the mother of his child
 
togofan444 said:
-Anybody can work in the lab and the the field
-Neon colors and paisley are a must for a man's wardrobe in Miami
-If you have a relationship with Horatio Caine, you will die, except if you're the mother of his child
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Hey, the night is still young on that last one. :lol: But for Kyle's sake I hope it doesn't happen.
 
-You can get shot or injure yourself and you're good as new in no time!

-If you work for the lab, the people you end up in relationships with either a) betray you, b) hurt you physically and/or try to kill you, c) die themselves, d) are jerks, or e) use you to get information.

-Cleavage must be out at all times when you're in the field. It goes oh-so-well with white. :rolleyes:

-Being romantic with Horatio Caine = death, unless you are Rebecca Nevins or Julia Winston.

-When in NY, you must flirt with the curly haired female supervisor.

-If you meet Horatio Caine on the street, and you're not a victim, run, or you soon will be. :lol:
 
- Everyday in Miami, you look like you're straight out of fashion show, no matter what has happened to you
-Everyone can wear the same color and they all look good..... White, Green, etc.
- No matter how many car crashes you're in, you won't die or be hurt in any way whatsoever
- Don't gamble, either the money's counterfeit or the table's full of cops with guns
 
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HnStetlerfan said:
If you're a recurring actor (Rick) they can dress you in the most godawful attire imaginable. I'm thinking of the Human Candy Cane (Caine, Candy for Caine?, oops, sorry) shirts and ties they made Stetler wear in the first part of the 6th season. David Lee Smith should get it in his contract that he doesn't have to wear sh*t like that.
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LMAO!!!:guffaw:

What about poor Eric and those horrible floral pimp shirts he had to wear all of last season (and the season before). The poor man really needs a wardrobe change! :rolleyes:
 
A single stab wound in the abdomen from a short blade can kill you almost instantaneously, but with a bullet in the gut you will last long enough to make it to the hospital and spend a few hours there before you die.

The color white not only reflects all light, it also repels blood. But only if you're wearing stiletto heels. So go ahead, CSI gals, wear those white pants and spike heels to the bloody crime scenes, and leave the Tide pen at home!
 
you can get out of an exploding meth lab in the nick of time!

little coffins are really scary

Never mess with Calleigh Duquesne

Don't make Horatio mad
 
Did Eric mention he's Catholic? =p

I love the one about the stab wound and the bullet, hahaha so true :lol:
 
oh wait.. wait... I have more -

Iguanas crawl around on peoples graves in Miami

You can have your car run off in the 'glades and still have great hair for the rest of the day

When you are looking for something on the computer, It'll pop up on the screen when someone comes into the lab

to Frank, all suspects are "Felony stupid"
 
  • Upon joining the CSI staff, check the "Color of the Day" calendar to make sure your clothes are color coordinated with the rest of the team.
  • It doesn't matter how many of your relatives die under mysterious circumstances, if you are Horatio Caine, you will never be a suspect :thumbsup:
  • Even if you give your gun and badge over to the police officers and call yourself a "civilian", you are still allowed to wander around the crime lab.
  • Lab results will usually pop right out of the printer when you walk into the room. :lol:
 
More things I've learned...

*It's always acceptable to bring your personal drama to the office (See Eric, Calleigh, Horatio, Ryan, etc...):rolleyes:

*If you are Horatio, young, hot women will fall at your feet (I don't get this one):eek:
Finally...

*If you break the rules and lose your job you will probably be rehired again.:wtf:

:)
 
Audrey posted: What about poor Eric and those horrible floral pimp shirts he had to wear all of last season (and the season before). The poor man really needs a wardrobe change! :rolleyes:
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:lol: Those weren't really too bad, although he'd look better in a solid-colored t-shirt or something. What about Peter Elliot in that one episode where they had him in this extremely bold yellow shirt and tie??? :lol: Well, at least it went well with his sunny personality. :lol:

Audrey2419 said:
More things I've learned...

*It's always acceptable to bring your personal drama to the office (See Eric, Calleigh, Horatio, Ryan, etc...):rolleyes:

*If you are Horatio, young, hot women will fall at your feet (I don't get this one):eek:
Finally...
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Don't you know that the red hair acts as a mesmerizing beacon??? Well, it sure has that effect on me anyway! :drool:

*If you break the rules and lose your job you will probably be rehired again.:wtf:

:)
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Which means there's hope for Cooper! :lol: And maybe especially if Horatio would just be a little nicer to Rick (which I really do want to see happen). Then anyone could get rehired probably. :devil:
 
HnStetlerfan said:
*If you break the rules and lose your job you will probably be rehired again.:wtf:

:)
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Which means there's hope for Cooper! :lol: And maybe especially if Horatio would just be a little nicer to Rick (which I really do want to see happen). Then anyone could get rehired probably. :devil:
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So true! Also, if something happens to you that's totally not your fault, it will ruin your life(Eric).
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