To the Cast and Crew of Our School Play:
For the Love of All things Wonderful, you are all the stupidest people I have every had the 'pleasure' of working with. First of all, Cara, you are NOT a lead, you do NOT have the right to WALK AWAY from our Stage Manager. You were asked to shut up during rehearsal SIX times. And always by people who are MORE important than you are. Jess is doing her absolute best and you went and made her feel like Shit. Jessie is my girl and you will treat her with some respect DAMN IT! To the rest of you, shut up during rehearsal. Turn off the god damn computer and listen and watch for your cues. Auz, you miss them, every single time, and if the Director has to bellow for you one more time I fear he might actually hurt himself. You know better, you've been in these plays for 3 YEARS now. GET A CLUE! Ashton, I don't care what your excuse is, you know how Mr. P is and how he wants this play to succeed, you could put forth a little effort and do you job. To everyone, just because Auditions were easy doesn't mean everything else will be. We open in ONE WEEK! Get it together and help us pull it off or we're all going to look like shit. FIGURE IT OUT!
Ma Bailey