The Rant and I Cannot Say This Out Loud Thread #2

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To my insistent nausea: What did I ever do to you? I didn't do anything. I ate right, slept properly, did all the good stuff, I hardly eat junkfood, I hardly take anything unhealthy and now I can't sleep, I've one meal in the past 4 days, my dad is all over my ass trying to force food down my throat because he says it's not healthy to not eat at all. I feel like throwing up every 30 seconds or so, give or take 10 seconds. I can't DO anything anymore because I just feel tired and emotionally exhausted. I can't even sleep because you wake me up, and you don't even give me a fever to explain all this unneccessary grief. You suck.
 
To Uni --WHY do you not explain things properly to us. Yes we have a poster day but we have been told diffeerent things some say yes you have to do a poster some say you have a product you just have to show that... just give us a definitive answer which is highly unlikely. You do this with all our modules you never explain to us yes we are university final year students but sometimes it still does help to have direction.

To Me --All you had to do was have the right version on ur USB and what do you do delete the wrong one your bloody lucky you have backup of it on your PC or you'd be in deep ****.
 
To person (and to people in general):

Grow a brain before you talk to me!

To job:

I'm tired of looking for you, can you not just find me?

To girlfriend:

Drive faster, I miss you.
 
To my cats: Why do you have to fight all of the time? I don't sleep as it is, it would be nice to get more than a whopping 2 hours a night.

To my health insurance company: I really really hate you, but I need you so all I can say is DAMN!
 
To my sister's (now ex-)boyfriend:
How could you do that? You "weren't thinking"? You don't just break up with someone without thinking! And you don't hook up with another girl and tell her that you don't love your girlfriend anymore, then break up with your girlfriend and when the other one finds out and gets mad at you, you don't come back to her whining and saying you "weren't thinking"!! You're my freind and I've always liked you, but dammit the next time I see you I'm so gonna kick your a**!! Nobody hurts my little sister!!!

To a friend:
I'm really sorry about your friend. It's always bad when you hear about young people getting killed, but finding out that one of your friends knew the person makes it even worse.

To FC Bayern:
Haha 2 minutes ago I wanted to rant about you, telling you to score a goal for Heaven's sake, and now the score's 1-1 and I'm optimistic again! Don't want a penalty shootout though so you better score the second one before the match is over!
EDIT: F********K!!!!!!!! From 1-1 to 3-1 within 3 minutes!! That's impossible!! What the heck's happening there??
2nd edit: Yeeehaaaaaaa!!!! Knew you'd make it!!
 
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To GZ - What's up with you? I don't think I've ever seen you look like that - you look almost ready to kill someone. Every time I try and cheer you up you just seem like you're not listening. You're never like that when you get back from vacation. And I know you said you'd take me to the dance, it's ok, I'll live. I just want to know why you haven't come online or anything. I miss you.

To PP: Dangit! Why did you have to leave? Now I'm all sad.

To VB: Nooo don't bring my story to writing club!!! It's terrible!

To myself: Stop feeling all emo. Mom didn't leave you at school on purpose.
 
To my room: Why cant you clean yourself? Its the 21st century, you would think someone would have invented something already.

To my dog: Stop wrecking the house!!!!! Geez, is it so hard to chew on a chew toy rather than the door? I dont think so.
 
To myself: why did you have to eat so much you feel sick. I mean breakfast, huge lunch, crisps, chocolate and like ten cups of tea, a banana and a bowl of cereal all within the last couple of hours (except the breakfast). Now you feel sick and can't do your essay that has to be in in like two days, you stupid stupid girl...

To aforementioned essay: you SUCK. seriously, how am i meant to write a professional standard essay that has to sound like ' i went on holiday to the seaside and ate lots of ice-cream.' i sound like i'm 5. and why couldn't you be about ice-cream? easier than all this teamworking nonsense you want me to write about.

To exams: must you really come around so soon? seriously it seems like 2 minutes ago the last set of exams, and alas, you're here again already. you suck too.
 
To the woman in the charity shop yesterday: I know you have a policy of wrapping sharp objects, and given it's a rough area, I don't blame you - there are, however, much better ways to word it. When I bought those knitting needles yesterday, you could have said, "Here, let me wrap those up so they don't catch on anything in your bag". Instead, you implied I was buying them to use as a weapon. Would you have said anything like that if I'd been a little old lady? No, of course you wouldn't. You assumed that because I'm young (and by the way, I'm a few years older than I look) I must be a) violent and b) incapable of using them for knitting. I had to explain your comments to my daughter on the way home as she heard everything, she's only 3 1/2 and shouldn't have to hear things like that.
 
To _______: &?%#@! Back off.

To ____: It's. Not. Legal. Don't. Do. It. And you better have been kidding when you said that. Or she could get arrested, seriously. Relationships are based on trust and she doesn't even know your true age... oh my word.
 
To Legs-Why won't you tan? Wearing shorts is a nightmare as you are sooo pale...like a scalp! I spend time outside! WHY DON'T YOU TAN!

To Bruises-Hehe. You make me look hardcore. Now if you'd only stop hurting

To GR-Aahhh Your in Raro! I don't have to see you for 3 weeks! Yeash!
 
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To Yahoo!IM: Why do you hate me? All I did was curse at you for not wanting to add pretty users, but no, you had to go and sulk and stop working completely!! You suck!

To myself: Why are you not sleeping?

To ________: You know, it kinda gets annoying when you to talk to me EVERY single time I come online. Now I'm seriously thinking of blocking you because you never say anything interesting anyway. Boo!
 
To friends: I love you all, but I can't help you all in the same time. The only time I have is after 2 a.m. Thank you for not making a crisis and waited fro the weekend to come (which is also full btw)

To the exam on Monday: I hate you. I can pass you, but that doesn't stop me from hating your guts. Really! Integration is not my favourite subject but I got it :D I will laugh in your face when I will pass

To myself: There is food in the fridge. You didn't have to go to the Chinese place and spend half of your money on food.

To music: I am bored of you. Please come up with something new because I am bored of the same things over and over again.

To Lay's: You need to ban me as a customer. Really!]

To sleep: Go away for 2 days! I have to study hard!

To new job: I love you! What is more pleasant but working for the UK from my country? Nothing I tell you.

To teachers: Chill the !#!!@@#@ % out! I have only missed one class of you subject! It's not like the world has ended.

To my back: Stop hurting. You are annoying!
 
To french: arrggghh!! I hate you at the moment!

To exam: I can do...I can speak french really well but not under pressure!

To teacher: Please don't make me laugh!...If I screw it up it'll be your fault for not helping me!

To self: You'll be fine, you can ony do your best...and plus tommorw night will be fun. Get your ass in to gear and look t your notes!
 
^ Nat just breathe you'll be okay hahaha no worries!! you'll do fine okay, and if you ever need to talk you know where to find me ;)

To my new job: I love you but GAH! but you make me feel so tired afterwards seriously I come home feeling more exhausted than I did when I was at school all the time....

To the kids I work with: haha you all make me laugh your so cute and sweet! :)

To my boss : your a great teacher and your really funny too...I like your sense of humour and I think its what gets you through your sometimes hectic and stressful job!

To self: this week has been hectic but you'll get used to everything and you'll be fine so don't worry...

To everyone else: Its my birthday in 2 weeks so please please don't forget about this is time like you gus do every year!! :(
 
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