Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
:guffaw::guffaw: OMG, I laughed so hard, priceless, really funny. Ecklie and Hodges:lol:
The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!
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Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
ELLIE
GRISSOM:: "Cath, here's a gift for you, my little cockroach, isn't he cute"?
CATH:: "EWWW, no no thank you, that's gross":scream:
GRISSOM:: "It's not gross, he's a fine speciman, and I thought you'd be pleased"
CATH:: "Well, I'm not, disgusting, if you want to give me a gift I'd be pleased with, how about a diamond necklace":bolian:
GRISSOM:: "I don't understand you"
CATH:: "Likewise, now get that creepy crawler out of my face":vulcan:
GRISSOM:: "Cath, here's a gift for you, my little cockroach, isn't he cute"?
CATH:: "EWWW, no no thank you, that's gross":scream:
GRISSOM:: "It's not gross, he's a fine speciman, and I thought you'd be pleased"
CATH:: "Well, I'm not, disgusting, if you want to give me a gift I'd be pleased with, how about a diamond necklace":bolian:
GRISSOM:: "I don't understand you"
CATH:: "Likewise, now get that creepy crawler out of my face":vulcan:
^ :lol: That's funny, Desertwind.
Cath: Lindsey's got a friend who is using drugs and she tried to talk some sense into the friend, but they won't listen. Any advice?
Grissom: Yeah, take this. Tell Lindsay to show her friend a picture of a healthy human brain and then show her friend this and say "this is your brain on drugs".
Cath: What is that really?
Grissom: It's a synthetic brain that I poured acid on for an experiment. But, Lindsey's friend doesn't have to know that.
Cath: Lindsey's got a friend who is using drugs and she tried to talk some sense into the friend, but they won't listen. Any advice?
Grissom: Yeah, take this. Tell Lindsay to show her friend a picture of a healthy human brain and then show her friend this and say "this is your brain on drugs".
Cath: What is that really?
Grissom: It's a synthetic brain that I poured acid on for an experiment. But, Lindsey's friend doesn't have to know that.
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Grissom: I ran Greg's coffe through the lab and discovered what was in it.
Catherine: What did you find?
Grissom: Garlic.
Catherine: He's been watching Emeril again. Right?
Both together: BAM!
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Grissom: Another of Hodge's little game creations.
Catherine: Should I make the usual call?
Grissom: I'm not sure, but let's play it safe. Call the HazMat team.
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Grissom: These are Warrick's ashes. His will specified that he wants them to be scattered over the betting windows of three casinos.
Catherine: Sore loser.
Catherine: What did you find?
Grissom: Garlic.
Catherine: He's been watching Emeril again. Right?
Both together: BAM!
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Grissom: Another of Hodge's little game creations.
Catherine: Should I make the usual call?
Grissom: I'm not sure, but let's play it safe. Call the HazMat team.
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Grissom: These are Warrick's ashes. His will specified that he wants them to be scattered over the betting windows of three casinos.
Catherine: Sore loser.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
:lol:Dynamo1 hilarious~
"Justice Is Served"
SARA:: "What the hell is that thing"?
NICK:: "I'm hep, what the hell is that thing"?
GRISSOM:: "I'm perplexed too, what the hell is that thing"
SARA:: "What the hell is that thing"?
NICK:: "I'm hep, what the hell is that thing"?
GRISSOM:: "I'm perplexed too, what the hell is that thing"
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Sara: Is that a bird?
Nick: No, I think it's a plane.
Grissom: No, it's Hodges dressed like Superman with a parachute.
Nick: No, I think it's a plane.
Grissom: No, it's Hodges dressed like Superman with a parachute.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
:guffaw:Hodges dressed like Superman with a parachute:lol: funny
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Petersen: They are watching us again.
Fox: It's creepy.
Eads: There's Desertwind, Dynamo1, DJRideout, GregNickRyanFan...
Petersen: Couldn't it have been GilGregNickRyanFan?
Fox: It's stalking. I'm going to get a restraining order.
Eads: Good idea.
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Petersen: Here we go again. Night shift working in the daytime.
Eads: Doesn't make a bit of sense.
Fox: Even the viewers know that Ecklie wouldn't pay out for overtime.
Petersen: They probably have a thread about it on that message board.
Eads: It's better than discussing whether I wear boxers or briefs.
Fox: So which DO you wear?
Fox: It's creepy.
Eads: There's Desertwind, Dynamo1, DJRideout, GregNickRyanFan...
Petersen: Couldn't it have been GilGregNickRyanFan?
Fox: It's stalking. I'm going to get a restraining order.
Eads: Good idea.
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Petersen: Here we go again. Night shift working in the daytime.
Eads: Doesn't make a bit of sense.
Fox: Even the viewers know that Ecklie wouldn't pay out for overtime.
Petersen: They probably have a thread about it on that message board.
Eads: It's better than discussing whether I wear boxers or briefs.
Fox: So which DO you wear?
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
I swear Dynamo1 your a riot, hilarious lines, you must be the life of the party:lol: I always wondered about the day light thing too, beings they work the nightshift
"Justice Is Served"
GRISSOM:: "Has somebody been mixing Margaritas in this blender"
WARRCK:: "I know nothing":alienblush:
GRISSOM:: "Call the rest of the team in her, right now, this is for lab work":scream:
WARRCK:: "OK boss, [hope they ditched the Tequila]":shifty:
GRISSOM:: "Has somebody been mixing Margaritas in this blender"
WARRCK:: "I know nothing":alienblush:
GRISSOM:: "Call the rest of the team in her, right now, this is for lab work":scream:
WARRCK:: "OK boss, [hope they ditched the Tequila]":shifty:
Grissom: *to himself* One, two, three, four...
Warrick: *thinking* What in the world is he doing?
:lol: Warrick's expression is just too funny.
Warrick: *thinking* What in the world is he doing?
:lol: Warrick's expression is just too funny.
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Grissom: You're telling me that you got this free glass with a fill up and a Big Gulp?
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Petersen: Since CBS is cutting budgets all around, we are not going to have any music from bands this season. Now there will be several of these glasses with different amounts of water, and we will tap them with spoons. First, let's practice the theme song.
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Petersen: Since CBS is cutting budgets all around, we are not going to have any music from bands this season. Now there will be several of these glasses with different amounts of water, and we will tap them with spoons. First, let's practice the theme song.
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