The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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Nick: For crying out loud! Doesn't Ecklie know we are the night shift.

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Nick: Look at me. I am... *takes off sunglasses* Horatio Caine. *Puts back sunglasses*
Grissom: What does that make me? Calleigh Duquesne?
Nick: Not without the high heels.
Grissom: That never did make sense to me. Hard to chase after suspects in them.
Nick: That's what Frank Tripp is for.

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Nick: You have some nerve coming back here. Trying to get Catherine's job?
Grissom: No. Sara made me drive for her visit to see the old neighborhood.
 
Dynamo1:guffaw:

SWAP MEET

DOC:: "She didn't drown in that fountain, she was already dead":(

GRISSOM:: "Great, here we go again, and I'm so tired":shifty:

DOC:: "I'll see what she died of and let you know":cardie:

GRISSOM:: "I can hardly wait, see ya' later, call me when you find out":borg:
 
Grissom: Al, what did she die of?
Doc Robbins: She passed away on her couch without eating or drinking anything for months.
Grissom: Anyone know why she would do that?
Robbins: She wouldn't move until our new season started.

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Robbins: She's dead, Gil.
Grissom: I can see that. Did you take her prints?
Robbins: Damn it, Gil. I'm a doctor, not a ...
Grissom: Enough with the Star Trek quotes. Been watching another marathon?
Robbins: Yes. It was fascinating.
Grissom: I'll see you later when you have something to report.
Robbins: Live long and proper.
 
:guffaw: so funny Dynamo1 and have you ever wonderd why they always use flashlights, why don't they just turn on the damn lights?

GIL AND NATALIE

GRISSOM:: "OK, you don't want to play scrabble, or checkers, or monopoly, what do you want to do?:alienblush:

NATALIE:: [Silence]:shifty:

GRISSOM:: "Want to go for a drive out in the desert"?:eek:

NATALIE:: [Silence]

GRISSOM:: "We'll stop at In-And-Out Burgers":p

NATALIE:: "[to herself, if he doesn't stop this, I'll slice his throat]

GRISSOM:: "So, what do you say"?:(
 
Grissom: You have got to stop this obsession with me before Lady Heather finds out.

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Petersen: Can you believe it? All the money this show makes and CBS can't afford much lighting.

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Natalie: You can pray all you want. I'm still going after your dog next.
 
Grissom: "Paddy cake paddy cake, bakers man..."

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Grissom: "...so in other words, the theory of relativity..."
Natalie: "Oh look! A shiny new penny!"
 
Funny DJ she was such a psycho, and couldn't relate to anything normal. I hope we see her again:evil:

COOL CHANGE

WARRICK:: "What is that crawling up the wall"?:confused:

CATH:: "One of Gils little friends, call him in, he'll be thrilled":rolleyes:

WARRICK:: "Yeah he will be HEY, GRISSOM, COME HERE":cardie:
 
Warrick: That's a new one. I never saw Hodges do THAT before.
Catherine: But does he have to do that in public?

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Catherine: Blue thong?
Warrick: Yes, Ecklie got a gift for Christmas last year. It is the "Thong of the Month" club.
 
:lol: Poor Hodges, he never gets a break, fuuny stuff Dynamo1

CAGED

SARA:: "So Archie, what ya' got":confused:

ARCHIE:: "The fingerprints don't match":(

SARA:: "What, they have to, are you sure"?:vulcan:

ARCHIE:: "Yes Sara, I'm sure, they're not a match":alienblush:

SARA:: "Wanna go for a brewski"?:beer:

ARCHIE:: "I don't drink, but I'm really busy, so I'll talk to you later":shifty:

SARA:: "WOW, talk about a brush off":cardie:
 
Sara: So, Archie, what ya' got?
Archie: The fingerprints don't match. But I got good news.
Sara: If this turns into a Geico joke, that laptop will end up in a painful place.

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Sara: What's the matter? You seem shocked.
Archie: You won't believe thsi.
Sara: What?
Archie: This is a surprise.
Sara: Tell me, already.
Archie: Now that you're back, our ratings beat Grey's Lobotomy.
 
Actually "Grey's Lobotomy" beat out CSI by 2 million last night, who watches this? no one I know:confused:

FAMILY AFFAIR

SARA:: "Hey Conrad, thank's for inviting me to come back, wanna a hug":lol:

ECKLIE:: [clenched teeth] Yeah welcome back Sidle, or is it Grissom"?:confused:

SARA:: "Yeah it's Grissom, so come give us a smile":rommie:

ECKLIE:: "Right, they need you in the lab, see you later, and do a good job":shifty:

SARA:: "OK, Conrad, I will, see ya' later" [grump]:(
 
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Ecklie: This has been a rotten day. The only thing worse that could happen is a visit from Sidle.
Sara: Hello, Conrad.
Ecklie: Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!
 
CATH AND DR. LANGSTON

CATH:: "How tall were you when you were little"?:confused:

DR. LANGSTON:: "Oh, about this high"?:cool:

CATH:: "Really, so do you have a brother"?:shifty:

DR. LANGSTON:: "I do, want to meet him"?:p

CATH:: "Yes, will he visit you"?:cardie:

DR. LANGSTON:: "Hopefully, and he'll like you":cool:

CATH:: "Goodie can't wait":alienblush:
 
Raymond: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto...

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Raymond: So, the guy who tried to mug me was only this tall.
Catherine: What did you do?
Raymond: I stuffed him into a mailbox with a stamp on his forehead. He should be in the middle of the desert by now.

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Raymond: It's the truth. The front end of the car was bouncing this high and the bass of his car stereo could be heard for two blocks.
Catherine: I'll have a talk with Hodges about that.
 
Raymond: I saw Hodges in the locker room and he was *short* if you get my meaning!

Catherine: Really, I'll have to warn Wendy!!!
 
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