The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

[Desertwind]

:lol:all so funny:bolian:

GIL AND CATH

CATH:: "OMG, this is just awful, and I could have gone and seen Paul McCartney

GRISSOM:: "Focus Cath, we're on a case, do you think I'm enjoying this"?

CATH:: "This guy stinks, you can see his lips move, and the dummy singing "I've got a pain in my sawdust, well I've got a pain somewhere else":scream:

GRISSOM:: "I know, he is terrible, but we might learn something, he's going to talk to us"


CATH:: "What I do for you, and this job will be the end of me"

 

[K-Bug]

Catherine: "This is ridiculous, I'm twice her age and I can dance better then that!"
Grissom: "Show me?"

~/~

Catherine: "Is that..."
Grissom: "Greg? Yep."
Catherine: "And is he..."
Grissom: "Drunk? Yup."
Catherine: "But is he..."
Grissom: "Stripping? Sure is."
Catherine: "...waiter, another one please!"

 

[Desertwind]

NICK AND SARA

SARA:: "Nick what are you doing, this guy is hanging from the ceiling, and your looking at the wall, cut him down"

NICK:: "In due time Sara, there's something on the wall that look's like blood"

SARA:: "Where's is Brass, and Greg and the rest of our team"?:cardie:

NICK:: "I don't know, call them, or ask the guys behind you":alienblush:

SARA:: [mumbling to herself], "Do I have to do everything, geez louise":scream:

 

[Dynamo1]

Nick: Poor Hodges. I guess he bothered Grissom one time too many.

---=== OR ===---

Nick: Hodges, you can come down now. This game will never sell... Hodges?... Hodges?

---=== OR ===---

Sara: Do you think Newsweek will buy my crime scene photos? Time? People? Mad?

---=== OR ===---

Nick: Once again, we have a corpse just hanging around waiting for us.
Detective: Ba dum bum.

 

[GregNickRyanFan]

Sara: I'm just going to ignore the fact that Nick is singing "Mr. Roboto" and doing the robot dance.

:lol: That's what it looks like he's doing in the pic. :lol:

 

[Desertwind]

CAGED, S/2

NICK:: "Greg what are you doing, and why are you writing on the glass, they just cleaned it, don't you have a notebook"?

GREG:: "You know how the budget is, and why do you care, mind you own business":shifty:

NICK:: "What if Ecklie walks in"?:cardie:

GREG:: "What if he does, I'm not afraid of him, you are":evil:

NICK:: "Alright buddy, carry on, whatever":brickwall:

 

[Dynamo1]

Greg (writing): For a good time, call Conrad at 555-1234.
Nick: Ecklie will recognize your handwriting.
Greg: I practiced forging his own handwriting.
Nick: Good idea.

---=== OR ===---

Greg: Darn it, you have beaten me in 61 games of Tic Tac Toe. Anoither game?

---=== OR ===---

Greg (writing): I will not wear showgirl hats in the lab.
I will not wear showgirl hats in the lab.
I will not wear showgirl hats in the lab.
I will not wear showgirl hats in the lab.
I will not wear showgirl hats in the lab.
I will not...

 

[ladyhunter]

Nick: "This glucose molecule goes here, that one there..."

Greg: "Wait, what are you doing?

Nick: "Something you should have done a long time ago. Your homework."

Greg: *looking down* "Yes mom."

 

[GregNickRyanFan]

Greg: I love -

(Nick looks up)

Greg (finishes writing): Nina.

Nick: Who is Nina?

Greg: Um, she's the lead singer of a local punk rock band that I met at the club I went to three nights ago.

Nick: Oh yeah? What's the name of the band?

Greg: Oddly enough it's ... The Bunsen Burnout.

Nick: Cool name.

Greg: I thought so too.

 

[Desertwind]

WARRICK..CATH..SARA

WARRICK:; WOW, I don't believe this, looking for that stripper bar, and look who's in drag, Hodges"

CATH:: "I used to work at that bar, and they never had anyone who looked like him talk about "drag" that's really bad, but I do like his bright red lipstick:vulcan:

SARA:: "And isn't that Ecklie in the audience"

WARRICK:: "Well now we know what they do in their off time, and his wig is on crooked

SARA:: "Should we call Gil or Brass"?

CATH:: "Well, their are on their own time, creepy":cardie:

WARRICK:: "And I got reprimanded for gambling"

 

[GregNickRyanFan]

Sara: Warrick!
Warrick: What?
Sara: Why did you make my sim hook up with Ecklie?
Warrick: I didn't. These things have minds of their owns, I swear.
Cath: I can't complain. My sim hooked up with Vartann.

 

[Wojo]

Sara: Warrick!
Warrick: What?
Sara: Why did you make my sim hook up with Ecklie?
Warrick: I didn't. These things have minds of their owns, I swear.
Cath: I can't complain. My sim hooked up with Vartann.

:lol: good one, I luv the Sims!

Warrick: "See I told you, there really is fan fiction written about us!"

Cath: "Wow I never would have guessed!"

Sara: "Click on the one about Nick and Greg, I wanna see what its about"

Warrick: "Trust me, you don't want to know."

 

[lal]

Sara: Warrick!
Warrick: What?
Sara: Why did you make my sim hook up with Ecklie?
Warrick: I didn't. These things have minds of their owns, I swear.
Cath: I can't complain. My sim hooked up with Vartann.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Sara: Warrick!
Warrick: What?
Sara: Why did you make my sim hook up with Ecklie?
Warrick: I didn't. These things have minds of their owns, I swear.
Cath: I can't complain. My sim hooked up with Vartann.

:lol: good one, I luv the Sims!

Warrick: "See I told you, there really is fan fiction written about us!"

Cath: "Wow I never would have guessed!"

Sara: "Click on the one about Nick and Greg, I wanna see what its about"

Warrick: "Trust me, you don't want to know."

good one Wojo :lol:

 

[GregNickRyanFan]

^^ :lol: Why didn't I think of that? heh. For some reason my mind went to the Sims even though I've never actually played it. :lol: The closest thing to it I've played is The Movies game and well Virtual Family.

 

[Desertwind]

HARVEST

NICK:: "What do you mean "cheap sunglasses" that's a ZZ TOP song, and their not cheap"

GRISSOM:: "OK, where'd you get them in some shop on the strip"?

NICK:: "Actually yes, that's exactly where I got them, and your point is"?:cardie:


GRISSOM"" Well mine are cooler, anyway, and lets get back to work":shifty:

NICK:: [mumbling to himself] I swear he always gets in the last word"