The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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Grissom: No way. Absoltely no way. Send Sam McCloud and his horse back to Taos.
Brass: There ya go.

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Petersen: A horse is in the guest star credits? A horse?
Brass: Of course, of course.
Horse: Yessss. I am Mr. Ed.

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Grissom: Jim, what's with the horse.
Brass: Ecklie is complaining about the price of gas, so he sold the Denali and bought a horse.
Catherine: But who will clean up the droppings?
Grissom: Finally found something for Hodges to do.
 
:lol:Mr. Ed.. good one.. that goes way back~

INSIDE THE BOX

NICK:: "OK, Hodges, what are you up to now"?:rolleyes:

HODGES:: "Uh, nothing, what are you doing"?:confused:

NICK:: "An experiment, is that all right with you?:vulcan:

HODGES:: "Sure thing Nick, do you need any help"?:cardie:

NICK:: "I'll let you know, just don't spy on people":(
 
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Nick: If I insert a few more bulbs in you, you can stand in for our next Christmas tree.

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Nick: If I programmed this right, I'll have beaten Dr. Soong by centuries in creating a working android. I just hope this software Bill Gates gave me doesn't crash.

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Nick: Don't look now, pal, but I think the Flashpoint shooters got you in their sights.

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Nick: For all these years, we were lied to. It wasn't Kristin who did it. The person who REALLY shot J R Ewing was...
Announcer (off camera): To be continued.
 
:guffaw: all funny Dynamo1 the JR Ewing one:rommie:

ALL FOR OUR COUNTRY S/4

GREG:: "Gawd, I hate these gloves, and it takes me forever to put them on":scream:

GRISSOM:: "What's that Greg":confused:

GREG:: Uh, nothing boss, I was just talking to myself again":shifty:

NICK:: "Greg what the hell are you doing, hurry up":scream:

GREG:: [thinking to himself] "I want to go back in the lab":(
 
Greg is laid off because of budget cuts and goes to mime school.

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To relieve his stress on the job, Greg takes a break and tries Tai Chi.

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Greg: Here, little kitty. Come here, little kitty cat.
Cat: *claw claw scratch scratch*

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Greg: I can't believe Hodges put white paint in my hand lotion.
 
Greg: Hey, Nicky... can I ask you a question?
Nick: I guess so. What's up, Greggo?
Greg: Do these gloves make my hands look fat?
Nick: :rolleyes:


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Greg: How is it that these gloves don't fit me? I thought they were one size fits all... but these are too short for my hands. :(
 
ALL FOR OUR COUNTRY

GRISSOM:: "OK Fromansky, what's your deal now"?:confused:

COP:: "You better watch your back Mr. Grissom":scream:

GRISSOM:: "Is that a threat"?:wtf:

COP:: "Just beware":borg:

GRISSOM:: "Go away":angryrazz:
 
Grissom: ...and after you park it, clean out the floor mats, cup holders, and wash the windows. Check the oil and tires. And wipe your fingerprints off the roof.

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Petersen: I don't care if you are a board member of CSIFiles. I'm outta here.
 
:lol:Dynamo1 good one as always~

GETTING OFF S/4

SARA:: "So, to [street mime] have you ever seen this guy"?:confused:

MIME:: "Yeah, his name is Hodges, he works weekends":rommie:

DET. CAVALIERE:: "NO, NO, he works for the crime lab":vulcan:

MIME:: "Well, if you say so, I know him as Hodges the clown":wtf:

SARA:: "OK, what do you know about him"?:shifty:

MIME:: "Just that he likes to go to birthday parties, and he's not that funny":(

DET. CAVALIERE:: "Well ya' got that right, do you want to go dowtown and identify him"?:(
 
Cavaliere: Our boss, Conrad Ecklie is running for Sheriff of this county. Can you put this picture of him on the campaign posters?

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Cavaliere: You might not be wearing your make-up, but I think your hair style gave you away.

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Jorja Fox: Since CBS is making budget cuts, you might want to report to your board members that Laurence Fishburne is out next season and Bozo the Clown is in.
 
^^:lol: Those two captions above are great!

Greg (singing): 99 packges of hot dogs in the lab, 99 packages of hot dogs. Take one out, test it under the scope, 98 more hot dogs to test.
 
Since Greg has finiancial problems, he is forced to get a job as science advisor for Alton Brown's show on the Food Network.

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Announcer (off screen): Today on "Battle of the CSI Chefs," Greg Sanders prepares his uncle's famous franks and beans recipe.

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Greg: Why do I have to prepare the hot dogs for the department picnic? Shouldn't it be the new guy?
 
:lol: on your icon Dynamo1 Marty Feldman~

KILLER

GREG:: "This is wonderful, we're stuck out her in the middle of nowwhere, and where's Grissom, Cath, or Warrick?:confused:

SARA:: "This is a bus stop, but one doesn't come for another 2 hours":(

NICK:: "Hey guys, hang in there, someone will realize we're out her and come and get us":shifty:

GREG:: "I had a funny feeling when we didn't have our own wheels":scream:
 
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