The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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DOWN THE DRAIN


GRISSOM:: "Hi my little fetal pig, I'm changing your formaldehyde, and a new clean jar":)

ECKLIE:: [in background] "Gil what are you doing, and who are you talking too":confused:

GRISSOM:: "What is it Conrad, I'm busy, I'll be with you in a minute":rommie:
 
Grissom: This little piggy went to DNA, and this little piggy went to trace...

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Grissom: Should I have bacon or sausage for breakfast tomorrow?

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Gtissom: Now remember this, my little cutie. When Hodges opens the box with you in it, go for the jugular vein.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Grissom: This little piggy went to DNA, and this little piggy went to trace...

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Grissom: Should I have bacon or sausage for breakfast tomorrow?

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Gtissom: Now remember this, my little cutie. When Hodges opens the box with you in it, go for the jugular vein.
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Your so unique Dynamo1 :lol: good ones~

NESTING DOLLS

CATH:: Whoa, wait a mintue, your leaving me here with the rotted corpse?:eek:

GRISSOM:: "I've got to go work on another case, you can call Sara, if you need backup":cool:

CATH:: "Gee thank's, I'll remember this":klingon:

GRISSOM:: "I'm sure you will, have fun";)
 
Catherine: That's the worst moonwalk I've ever seen.

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Catherine: Wow, you're even wrinklier in high-def.

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Catherine: I thought you liked MY tush better. But... Ecklie?

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Catherine: How did you ever get hold of a working tricorder?
Grissom: I just went into the future in my Tardis.

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William: So I convinced Zuiker to cut Fishburne's role down to just blankly staring into the microscope. That will give you and Eads more screen time.

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Catherine: Fred Travelena passed away, too? Along with Ed McMahon, Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, David Carradine, Gale Storm, AND Billy Mays...
Grissom: Yes, we have a serial celebrity killer on our hands. This should be good for a whole season of episodes.
 
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:guffaw: good ones Dynamo1

NO HUMANS INVOLVED

SOFIA:: "So Gil, wanna go out for a drink"?:alienblush:

GRISSOM:: "What, we're not done with this case yet, and I've got many projects still to do":vulcan:

SOFIA:: "Ah, shucks, I just wanted to ask you a couple of questions":confused:

GRISSOM:: "Well, shoot you're here, I'm here go for it":cool:

SOFIA:: [to herself, this guy doesn't get it] Yeah OK Gil, here's the deal......
 
William Petersen: So how is everything going at the NCIS spin-off?
Louise Lombard: They dropped me like a hot potato.
William: Coming back here?
Louise: CBS says they don't have the money.
William: Now you see why I don't like spin-offs.

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Sofia: Catherine is right. You ARE wrinklier in high-def.
 
:guffaw: always giggles with your funny lines Dynamo1

CHANGES

SARA:: "Gilbert, I want this car":evil:

GRISSOM:: "Uh, not right now Sara, concentrate on the case":eek:.

BRASS:: Hey guys, I'm right here, and where's Greg, to lift the fingerprints off the steering wheel"?:confused:
 
Grissom: Wow, I got Spiderman's autograph. My bug friends will just love this.

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Grissom: I'm worried about the chain of evidence. Sara, are you sure your Aunt will get this to the lab?
Sara: No problem. She'll do 90 on the whole way, even on the Strip.
Brass: You do know that is over the speed limit?
Sata: I meant 90 miles a week, with the turn signal going for the whole trip.

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Director: CUT! Cut, cut cut. Billy, If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times... Keep your website window decals out of the scene.
 
Dynamo1 is the comedian of this thread, no matter what it is, he finds something humorous:lol:

BURDEN OF PROOF

KID:: So, Nick could you be my big brother"?:confused:

NICK:: "Sure thing, I'd like that":thumbsup:

KID:: "So, will you come to my baseball games, and hang out with me?:cardie:

NICK:: "Lets see how things go OK"?:shifty:
 
Nick: So, if you want to be a CSI, you will have to lug a heavy case around and see lots of gruesome dead bodies.
Kid: But you also get to use lasers and drive a cool vehicle?
Nick: Good point.

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Nick: After all the trouble Catherine Willows, Horatio Caine, and Mac Taylor has had with kids, you should stay FAR away from me.

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George Eads: I saw what you wrote on the CSIFiles message board and I think you are right. Wendy was checking me out in that episode.
 
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(for this one pretend the kid is a younger version of Nick)

Adult Nick: And don't ever sleep with a hooker named Kristy... no matter how irresistible she is!
 
GregNickRyanFan said:
(for this one pretend the kid is a younger version of Nick)

Adult Nick: And don't ever sleep with a hooker named Kristy... no matter how irresistible she is!
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good one:lol: your jealous, don't be, he's not with her~


BULL S/8

NICOLE:: "So, how'd you like it if someone tied up your balls"?:alienblush:

GRISSOM:: "UM, let me ponder that, I might like it:eek:

NICOLE:: "Well, that's what someone did to Windtwister, and he didn't like it
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GRISSOM:: "So, are you taking me to see this strong bull"?:shifty:

NICOLE:: "Yes, that's what we're doing now":vulcan:
 
:lol: I just hated the storyline. :lol: Nick sleeping with a prostitute just seemed totally out of character to me. :lol: For some reason when I saw that cap the movie "The Kid" jumped into my head. :lol:

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Nicole: You know, Mr. Grissom, you'd look right cute in a cowboy hat. :D
 
Nicole: Sorry, Dr. Grissom, but the rules do not allow you to ride your dog in the rodeo.

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Nicole: You say that this Mr. Ecklie would like a job as a rodeo clown? Does he know how dangerous it is?
Grissom: Uh... Yes. He does. And we are always stepping around the bull droppings coming from him.
 
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