The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!
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Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
:guffaw: all funny fans~
DOG EAT DOG S/6
HODGES:: "I can't stand the smell in here anymore, so I've solved that"
CATH:: "Cath, your so off the wall"~
DOG EAT DOG S/6
HODGES:: "I can't stand the smell in here anymore, so I've solved that"
CATH:: "Cath, your so off the wall"~
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Hodges: Catherine, I've been meaning to talk to you about that perfume you're wearing.
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Hodges: This is so mean. I do NOT snore when I fall asleep at my desk.
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Catherine: Let me guess. Nick ate at the burrito stand for lunch again.
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Catherine: Okay, so far so good. Hodges hasn't woken up yet. Now, Greg, you draw a mustache on him. And Wendy, turn his jacket inside out.
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Hodges: This is so mean. I do NOT snore when I fall asleep at my desk.
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Catherine: Let me guess. Nick ate at the burrito stand for lunch again.
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Catherine: Okay, so far so good. Hodges hasn't woken up yet. Now, Greg, you draw a mustache on him. And Wendy, turn his jacket inside out.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Good ones Dynamo1:rommie:
STILL LIFE
WARRICK:: "Geez louise what the H is this, I peel off the skin, thinking it was a chicken wing.. it looks like a tiny dinosaur, wait till I get ahold of Greg, another cheap shot prank":wtf:
GREG:: "Ha-Ha-Ha- gotcha Rick, It is shaped like a baby dinosaur, but it's really a frogs leg":angryrazz:
WARRICK::"Ok, wait till you see what I've got planned for you':evil:
STILL LIFE
WARRICK:: "Geez louise what the H is this, I peel off the skin, thinking it was a chicken wing.. it looks like a tiny dinosaur, wait till I get ahold of Greg, another cheap shot prank":wtf:
GREG:: "Ha-Ha-Ha- gotcha Rick, It is shaped like a baby dinosaur, but it's really a frogs leg":angryrazz:
WARRICK::"Ok, wait till you see what I've got planned for you':evil:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Gary Dourdan: I have GOT to switch to another network. This studio commisary is getting worse every day.
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Warrick: Hey, Ecklie! Can you hire Emeril for the LVPD cafeteria?
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Warrick: Let me guess. Nick brought this jalapeno back from the burrito stand.
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Warrick: Even Hodges, Wendy, and Mia, and their lab full of equipment won't be able to figure out what this is.
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Warrick: Hey, Ecklie! Can you hire Emeril for the LVPD cafeteria?
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Warrick: Let me guess. Nick brought this jalapeno back from the burrito stand.
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Warrick: Even Hodges, Wendy, and Mia, and their lab full of equipment won't be able to figure out what this is.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Good one fans:thumbsup:
GRISSOM..DOC..RAY
GRISSOM:: "Doc, do we have to play rock, paper, scissors again"?
DOC:; "I just want to show Dr. Langston, that we do have fun on here, as well as gruesome stuff":vulcan:
RAY:: "I'll catch up and watch how this is done"
GRISSOM..DOC..RAY
GRISSOM:: "Doc, do we have to play rock, paper, scissors again"?
DOC:; "I just want to show Dr. Langston, that we do have fun on here, as well as gruesome stuff":vulcan:
RAY:: "I'll catch up and watch how this is done"
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Ray: Watch out, Doc. He has Hodges' joy buzzer in his hand.
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Grissom: I hope you washed your hands after that decomp autopsy this morning.
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Grissom: No way. You're the arm wrestling champ of the department.
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Grissom: Now watch closely, Ray...
Grissom & Robbins: You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in, and shake it all about...
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Ray: Could you show me that secret CSI handshake one more time? I still haven't quite gotten it yet?
Robbins (whisper): Should we tell him we are making it up as we go along?
Grissom (whisper): Quiet. He is standing right here.
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Grissom: I hope you washed your hands after that decomp autopsy this morning.
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Grissom: No way. You're the arm wrestling champ of the department.
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Grissom: Now watch closely, Ray...
Grissom & Robbins: You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in, and shake it all about...
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Ray: Could you show me that secret CSI handshake one more time? I still haven't quite gotten it yet?
Robbins (whisper): Should we tell him we are making it up as we go along?
Grissom (whisper): Quiet. He is standing right here.
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Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
GENIUS So funny:guffaw:
DEAD DOLL
GRISSOM:: "So, Natalie want to play scrabble, checkers, how about Monopoly?":shifty:
NATALIE:: "I've got a pain in my sawdust":vulcan:
GRISSOM:: "Well, I've got a pain in my a@$&, tell me where Sara is"?:scream:
NATALIE:: "Goes catatonic.. starts mumbling to her self":borg:
DEAD DOLL
GRISSOM:: "So, Natalie want to play scrabble, checkers, how about Monopoly?":shifty:
NATALIE:: "I've got a pain in my sawdust":vulcan:
GRISSOM:: "Well, I've got a pain in my a@$&, tell me where Sara is"?:scream:
NATALIE:: "Goes catatonic.. starts mumbling to her self":borg:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Grissom: First you hide Sara Sidle, then you hide Eric delko. Who else have you hidden?
Natalie: Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Carmen Santiago, and Waldo.
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Natalie: Can I get a TV in my cell? I want to watch Grey's Anatomy.
Grissom: That's it, lady. It's the death penalty for you.
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Natalie: Hey, look over there. CBS even put their logo in this room.
Grissom: It's a part of a deal to get some autographs from the actors of Two and a Half Men.
Natalie: Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Carmen Santiago, and Waldo.
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Natalie: Can I get a TV in my cell? I want to watch Grey's Anatomy.
Grissom: That's it, lady. It's the death penalty for you.
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Natalie: Hey, look over there. CBS even put their logo in this room.
Grissom: It's a part of a deal to get some autographs from the actors of Two and a Half Men.
Wojo
Corpse
Doc: "Hi, its nice to meet you."
Grissom: "I'm not the new guy, he is!"
Doc: "Sorry, I left my glasses in the morgue!"
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Carrying on this theme, I just watched the re-run of "Woulda Coulda Shoulda " last night and she's [Natalie] still as batty as ever, and Dynamo1 good ones:bolian:
DEAD DOLL
GRISSOM:: OK, I'm tired of playing this little game.. TELL ME WHERE SHE IS"?:klingon:
DEAD DOLL
GRISSOM:: "OMG, I"m bleeding, wait, it's all in her fried brain"?:cardie:
NATALIE:: "La-la-la-la-la-la-la":borg:
Wojo funny~~~~~
DEAD DOLL
GRISSOM:: OK, I'm tired of playing this little game.. TELL ME WHERE SHE IS"?:klingon:
DEAD DOLL
GRISSOM:: "OMG, I"m bleeding, wait, it's all in her fried brain"?:cardie:
NATALIE:: "La-la-la-la-la-la-la":borg:
Wojo funny~~~~~
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
DEAD DOLL 2
Grissom: Eccckk. This mouthwash tastes terrible.
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Grissom: Ecklie, don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
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Grissom: Go ahead, Hodges. Make... my... day.
DEAD DOLL 3
Grissom: Time to replace the razor blade.
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Grissom: Ooohhh. This will look cool for Halloween.
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Grissom: That was one big-@$$ mosquito.
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Petersen: Vampires? The writers came up with vampires. That's it. I'm outta here.
Grissom: Eccckk. This mouthwash tastes terrible.
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Grissom: Ecklie, don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
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Grissom: Go ahead, Hodges. Make... my... day.
DEAD DOLL 3
Grissom: Time to replace the razor blade.
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Grissom: Ooohhh. This will look cool for Halloween.
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Grissom: That was one big-@$$ mosquito.
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Petersen: Vampires? The writers came up with vampires. That's it. I'm outta here.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Thank's Dynamo1 brilliant as usual:thumbsup:
KISS-KISS-BYE-BYE
CATH:: "I'll pick up the tab for this"
SAM:: "NO need dear, here's my VISA, I'll pay for it":evil:
LILY:: "Hey it's my treat I'll pay for it, except who ordered the Chocolate Volcano?
CATH:: "Who ordered that bottle of Vodka? &, It's my treat":shifty:
SILENCE FROM ALL~
KISS-KISS-BYE-BYE
CATH:: "I'll pick up the tab for this"
SAM:: "NO need dear, here's my VISA, I'll pay for it":evil:
LILY:: "Hey it's my treat I'll pay for it, except who ordered the Chocolate Volcano?
CATH:: "Who ordered that bottle of Vodka? &, It's my treat":shifty:
SILENCE FROM ALL~
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