The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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William and Paul: Trick or treat!

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William: Hi, cameraman. Ready for my closeup over here.

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Grissom: Is there a doctor in the house? Captain Brass got the pin of his badge stuck in his hand.

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Grissom: I bid $50.00 for the William Shatner autograph.
Brass: $60.00
Grissom: $70.00
Brass: $100.00...

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William: Hi judge. Hey, Paul, is this the courtroom set for our show or Law & Order or Boston Legal?
Paul: Don't know. They all look alike.

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William: I swear to tell the twooth, the whole...
Paul: Twooth? Heh heh heh.
William: Oh, darn. Sorry. There's one for the DVD bloopers.

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William: I swear to tell the truth, the whole...
Paul: You do know you have to be called to the witness seat first?
William: Darn darn darn.
Director: Take three.
 
Dynamo again outstanding and hilarious:guffaw:thank's for always cheering up the day:thumbsup:

LEAPIN' LIZARDS

Gil: "Sara, will you take Hank out for his walk"?:rolleyes:

Sara: "Geez, I'm reading, can't you do it, he likes it better when you take him out"?;)

Gil: "But, I'm building that little house in the garage, Please"?:brickwall:

Sara: "Ok, but he better not drag me on his leash like he did last time":(

Gil: "Thank's baby":p
 
Sara: If that mutt doesn't stop snoring, I'm going to leave and move in with Ecklie.

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Grissom: ...and he keeps my toes warm on cold nights.

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Grissom: He won't move until Lassie is over.

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Grissom: ...and Goldilocks saw a daddy dog, a mommy dog, and a baby dog.

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Sara: Maybe Hank just doesn't want to look at that painting above me.
 
Dynamo what to say, those are all riveting & dynamite, absoutely hilarious,:guffaw: the Ecklie one, and the snoring one:bolian:

SARA AND GREG

Greg:"That woman is off her rocker":confused:

Sara: "Really, what's her problem"?:scream:

Greg: "I'm going to try and talk to her":shifty:

Sara: "Good luck", let me know if you need back-up":(
 
Greg: What the heck is Hodges doing and why isn't he wearing a shirt?
Sara: I don't know, but, I can't wait to see how Grissom is going to react when he sees this.
 
Greg: Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Sara: Oh, Grissom always takes the bugs for a walk on their little leashes at this hour.

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Greg: Is it safe for Hank to run loose in here with all the breakable bottles?

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Sara: Ecklie and Hodges...
Greg: Sitting in a tree...
Both together: K.. I.. S.. S.. I.. N.. G!

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Sara: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Greg: Yes. Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp?

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Sara: Hodges is Nuttier than a fruitcake. That is sure weird.
Greg: I'll email Dynamo1 so that he can put it in the Weird News thread.
 
BRILLIANT Dynamo the Hodges is a fruitcake:guffaw:& e-mail you for the "weird news" so funny, and Hodges is also a prima-donna, of the lab.. all of them fantastic again:thumbsup:

BRASS AND GIL

Grissom; "Is it a bird, a plane or Superman":wtf:

Brass:" Or a shooting star":shifty:

Grissom: "I think it's a dead body":(
 
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Grissom: Up in the sky... Is it a bird? A plane?
Brass: It's Superman!
Grissom: With red hair and sunglasses? No, it's that Super H from Miami.

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Grissom: Do you think there is intelligent life out there?
Brass: Must be. No Ecklie up there.

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Grissom: Jim, are you pondering what I'm pondering.
Brass: Absolutely. What WAS in that meatloaf we just had?

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William Petersen: Watch out, Paul. That cameraman always throws up at heights like that.

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Grissom: ...to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Brass: You've been hanging around Archie too long.

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Grissom: How did Lady Heather chain the poor guy way up there.
Brass: That's for her to know and your job to find out.
 
Grissom:- *sigh* Jim, you have to stop calling me everytime you find a spider in your house!
Jim: - But you love bugs Grissom!
Grissom: - Oh bug off...
 
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From Jackpot (season 4):

Grissom: I can beat you doing the Limbo any day. Start the music.

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Grissom: If you expect to get into the LVPD, you will have to set the pull-up bar higher.

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Sheriff: Don't mind me. My deputy put super glue on the bar again.

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Grissom: You know something? In Vegas we have indoor plumbing.

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Sheriff: This steers the cursor left and right and the other one makes it go up and down.

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Sheriff: Nice white gloves you got there.
Grissom: Thanks. With my green gloves, I can make a Kermit The Frog, and with my red gloves, I do Elmo.
 
Good pick Dynamo my favorite Grissom episode, the way he narrows his eyes down, his expressions stellar, and well I could go on an on, but those were so funny:lol: and the whole thing extremly excellent ep. in the beginning when Doc receives the severed head:mad:so gross~

BRASS AND SARA

Brass: "OK dude we're waiting for you to talk":rolleyes:

Sara :"I'm hungry" :p

Brass: "Want a shot of whiskey":eek:

Sara: "Maybe":shifty:
 
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Brass: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an over-priced attorney. You have the right to sing the blues. You have the right to cable TV. You have the right to sublet. You have the right to paint the walls. No loud colors.

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Sara: The evidence does not support your testimony. No soup for you!

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Sara: Your DNA was found at the crime scene. Strike one.
Brass: The gun was found in your garage. Strike two.
Suspect: I'm getting hungry. Can I get a burger or steak?
Sara: Strike three, animal eater.

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Director: We are about to start filming. Jorja, put your script away.

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Brass: You want a deal? Do I look like Howie Mandel? No deal.
 
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