The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Brass: Hello, sir. I'm Captain Jim Brass. Nice to meet you.
Greg: Jim, it's me. Don't you recognize me?
Nick: It's his memory. When you get that age, it starts to go.
Greg: Sometimes my memory is so bad, I forgot what I had for breakfast.
Brass: Sometimes my memory is so bad, I forgot TO HAVE breakfast.

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Greg: Why are you holding your arm like that?
Brass: Slow work day yesterday. Eight hours of solitaire on the computer.
Nick: You could have spent the time with more productive use.
Brass: Like what?
Greg: CSI computer games.

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Brass: Rumor around the station says you refer to me as "The Ole Geezer."
Greg: Oops. Sorry.
Brass: Next time you do that, Doc Robbins will be sewing you back together. Got it?
Greg: Okay, gramps.
 
INTERNAL COMBUSTION

RAY:: "Ye-gads, even when I was a doctor I never saw anything like this, his brain is not right":confused:

DOC:: "This ain't nothing, I've seen so much worse, did I tell you about the guy with the msssing head"?:(

RAY:: "NO you didn't, but I think I might hurl":censored:

DOC:: "Could you take it over there in that pail":cardie:

RAY:: "OK, I'll be right back":angryrazz:

DOC:: "What was the worse thing you ever saw Ray"?:confused:

RAY:: "Later Doc, I'm really nauseated" [barf sounds]:klingon:
 
You just know I have to do this one!

Doc Robbins: Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Paul Millander's?
Ray Langston: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001204/[pause, then] No.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/Doc: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Ray: Then you won't be angry?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/Doc: I will NOT be angry.
Ray: Abby Someone.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/Doc: [pause, then] Abby Someone. Abby who?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001204/Ray: Abby Normal.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/Doc: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001204/Ray: I'm almost sure that was the name.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/Doc: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[grabs Ray and starts throttling him]
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/Doc: Is that what you're telling me?
Ray: Don't yell at me or I'll tell Mr. Ecklie. [horses whinny off camera]

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Ray: Don't do it, Doc. Just don't do it.
Doc: Hi, Ray. I'm Medulla, the mystic brain.
Ray: Stop it Doc. Just don't do it.
Doc: You gata long for my oblonggata.
Ray: That's awful, Doc.
Doc: Don't worry, Ray. I'll be ready for the next Ventriloquist Week on Letterman.

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Doc: These 3-D jigsaw puzzles are looking more lifelike each day.

---=== OR ===---

Doc: So I think that if I cut off this part of the brain and put it back in the body, Hodges won't act so weird.
 
Doc: Are you sure about this?
Ray: 100%
Doc: You're really sure you wanna take Ecklie's brain and put it in your head?
Ray: Well, yesterday I did something stupid and Ecklie said I should borrow his brain to be smart. So I'm doing it.
 
Marril96 said:
Doc: Are you sure about this?
Ray: 100%
Doc: You're really sure you wanna take Ecklie's brain and put it in your head?
Ray: Well, yesterday I did something stupid and Ecklie said I should borrow his brain to be smart. So I'm doing it.
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Dynamo1 yours are so funny, lines from "Young Frankenstein", fav. Mel Brooks flick, and Marril96 good job, yours are funny too, poor Ickie Ecklie. we haven't seen him for a while~

SARA AND HANNAH

SARA:: "Ya' know Hannah, you don't have me fooled, you little psycho, I'll get you if it's the last thing I do":klingon:

HANNAH:: "What's wrong Sara, what are you talking about, and why are you still so angry":cardie:

SARA:: "Shut-up, you don't fool me anymore like I said, I ask the questions not you":shifty:

HANNAH:: "I heard you got married Sara, where's your husband":confused:

SARA:: "None of your business, Just wait and see your dead meat":mad:

HANNAH:: "OK Sara, whatever you say, I've got to go now, hope to see you later";)

SARA:: "Yeah I'll see you in jail":brickwall::brickwall:
 
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Sara: Y'know Hannah, I heard that you were a little twisted bi**h, but I really wasn't expecting this...
Hannah: Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum!

Yeah, I drew a blank on this one...
 
MORE SARA AND HANNAH

SARA:: "OK you little creep, why are you stalking me":scream:

HANNAH:: "What do you mean Sara, I just happened to be down her for my research paper":confused:

SARA:: "Yeah, right, well I don't believe you":shifty:

HANNAH:: "Sara, would you like to come to a sorority party and meet my friends"?:evil:

SARA:: "What friends, you've got no friends, & NO thank's, now get lost":klingon:

HANNAH:: "OK Sara see ya' soon":angel:
 
Sara: "Hmm. That writing in chalk on the floor over there that says 'Sidle is a slut'...wouldn't have anything to do with you, would it?"
 
Sara: Did you know that your name is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
Hannah: Yeah, sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.

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Sara: What trouble have you been up to lately, you little brat?
Hannah: ME? You're the one hanging around the school where you don't belong. Let's see your hall pass.

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Sara: Why couldn't you be a nice kid like that other Hannah, Montana?
Hannah: You mean the one who posed for the slutty pictures for some magazine?
Sara: Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Hannah: Besides, if I hear her dad's song "Aachy Breaky Heart" one more time, I'll kill him and then myself.
 
SARA...."Ha-Ha-Ha Gregs' got his own ball:D, now we know what's he's doing in his off time":evil:

DAVE:: "Yeah we do, go Greg":rolleyes:

GREG:: "Hey you guys, be nice, I don't make fun of you":(

GROUP::"Yes you do, all the time, now it's our turn, cry baby":rommie:
 
Hodges: Ooh, it's a split. Good luck on that Sanders.
Wendy: If his bowling skills are anything like his hook up lines then he's going to need more than luck.
Greg: The only reason that you two are here is cause you're making out, so shut your traps.

-or-

Sara: G, it's called the couples club for a reason. Get a girl then come back.
Wendy: Yeah, go back to the singles society. Bobby, Archie, Henry, Nick and Mandy made it for a reason.
Greg: Come on guys, if I hang out with you then I actually get some screentime
Doc: Just be out of here before Cath, Vartann, Ray and our offscreen wives get back.

-or-

Greg: 'Life-size Lab Rats'. So how do you play this?
Hodges: Roll the giant dice and move around the board.
Doc: I can't believe we're playing this.
Wendy: I can't believe Hodges patented this and it actually got through.

Yeah, Greg's ball looks like a dice to me...
 
Hodges: Wow, look at that split Greg got.
Wendy: Yes, but his pants seam can be sewn up. Too bad his first ball only knocked down one pin.

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Doc: That bowling ball is weird looking but not as bad as those bowling shoes.
Super Dave: Yeah. Who knew they would let him wear clown shoes at the lanes.
 
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