The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Nick: Hey Ray, do you think that outfit comes in Greg's size?

Ray: TMI, Nick, TMI.

or

Laurence: And this room is where I keep my CSI memorabilia.

George: Uh Ray, I really appreciate this whole team building thing you're attempting here, but if I can be totally honest with you, the wax figures wearing clothing from the set is kinda creeping me out.
 
waiting4summer said:
Nick: Hey Ray, do you think that outfit comes in Greg's size?

Ray: TMI, Nick, TMI.

or

Laurence: And this room is where I keep my CSI memorabilia.

George: Uh Ray, I really appreciate this whole team building thing you're attempting here, but if I can be totally honest with you, the wax figures wearing clothing from the set is kinda creeping me out.
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:lol: that's great. soo funny~the "wax figures":guffaw:

FAMILY AFFAIR


NICK:: "Ah, Sara, you're back, I'm so thrilled, gimme' a kiss and a hug":p

SARA:: "OK, later in the locker room, like we did before":eek:

CATH:: "We all knew, you can't keep anything from this team":rolleyes:

RAY:: "Say what, I'm still out of the loop, what's going on"?:confused:

SARA:: "Who who are you"?:lol:
 
Nick: Hey Sara *they hug*
Sara: Hey everyone, it's good to see you...wait, where's Greg?
Ray:...Who?
Sara: Greg. You know, the DNA tech turned CSI?
Nick: Not ringing any bells...
Catherine: Oh, wait I remember! He was getting so little screentime last season that he eventually melted into the background. Nobody really noticed, poor guy.

-or-

Sara: Hey guys! *hugs Nick* It's so good to be back! Oh, actually, Gris was asking if his bugs were okay.
Ray: Actually, they were kinda creeping me out so-
Catherine: They're doing fine! Just fine! They haven't been let out or flushed down the toilet at all, nope!
 
Ray: Now with the power given me as an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church via the internet, I now pronounce you, Nick, and you, Sarah, husband and wife. You may now kiss your bride, Nick.

Marg: You're sure this is legal, Ray.

Ray: Close enough, we're filing in the marriage license in Utah. They have been known to turn a blind eye to polygamy.
 
Ray: Forget it, Catherine. I can see you want Nick's hug next, but I was on line before you.

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Sara: Nick, if you don't get that thumb off there, you will need Doc Robbins to reattach it.
Nick: Why? Catherine seems to have liked it.

---=== OR ===---

Nick: Two CSI's walked into a bar and... Oh, you've heard that one already?

---=== OR ===---

George Eads: Welcome back, Jorja. We missed you. What did it take to get you back.
Jorja Fox: CBS gave me more money. So much more that they had to fire two labrats. Also, instead of The Who, the theme song will now be sung by William Hung.
 
Dynamo1 William Hung:lol: that'll be the day~

WORLDS END


RAY:: OK, who are these people, we know you know":confused:

SUSPECT:: "I swear I don't know, but am I related to you":shifty:

RAY:: "Uh, no you aren't why would you ask that"?:confused:

SUSPECT:: "Cause' my daddy left when I was little, and I've been searching for him, all these years":borg:

RAY:: "Bummer, but it's not me, now back to the question, who are these people?:cardie:

SUSPECT:: "What do I get if I answer"?:evil:

RAY:: "Nothing but a quick release, now focus":brickwall:
 
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Ray: You know these people?
Suspect: Yeah, they're my wife and kid.
Ray: Exactly. Now I'm not threatening you or anything, but if you tell Brass here where you hid his 'Mr Huggles' then you may live to see them again.

-or-

Ray: See these two? They're called writers. If I call them, your three minutes of screen time will go kaput.
Suspect: Okay, okay, I'll tell you everything!

-or-

Suspect: ...And then I shot them both.
Ray: Ten seconds, quickest confession ever. Guess that makes me the best interrogator huh?
Brass: ...I'm the best interrogator...*reaches for gun*
 
Victim: Well yeah, it kinda looks like the guy who attacked me, but that guy was much bigger. Much, much bigger. Huge even.

Ray: The DNA we retrieved from your clothing matches. This is the person who assaulted you.

Victim: This can't be the guy. There's no way I could have been mugged by him. You need to run the tests again.

Brass: We ran the tests twice. It's him. But hey, I can understand that it may be hard to admit that you've been mugged by a sixteen year old, Canadian pop singer.

Ray: I don't think he did it alone though.

Brass: You don't?

Ray: No, we also found numerous unknown female DNA trace.

Brass: Must have been the fan girls. *to victim* You never stood a chance, man.
 
Suspect: No. I don't know them. What paper did you get that from?
Ray: The local paper. Why?
Suspect: Did you bring the Garfield strip? I just love that fur ball.

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Ray: I'll ask you again. Who are these people?
Suspect: I told you before. I ain't answering your questions.
Ray: We can be here all day till you answer.
Suspect: But won't your arms get tired holding that up?
Ray: No. I learned how to do it in The Matrix.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Suspect: No. I don't know them. What paper did you get that from?
Ray: The local paper. Why?
Suspect: Did you bring the Garfield strip? I just love that fur ball.

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Ray: I'll ask you again. Who are these people?
Suspect: I told you before. I ain't answering your questions.
Ray: We can be here all day till you answer.
Suspect: But won't your arms get tired holding that up?
Ray: No. I learned how to do it in The Matrix.
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:lol:Such a vivid imagination~

SUPER DAVE AND NICK

SUPER DAVE:: "You used to know this guy"?:eek:

NICK:: "Yeah I did, we played football together back in hi-school":(

DAVE:: "How can you recognize him":cardie:

NICK:: "He pretty much always looked burnt out":mad:

DAVE:: "That's a trip":alienblush:

NICK:: "YUP, it is, poor guy I should have kept in touch with him":borg:
 
Nick: Dave, can you please just concentrate on the body?
David: Sorry, but I keep getting distracted by that hairy caterpillar- uh, I mean that moustache of yours.

-or-

Dave: Come on Nick, who gave you that hicky? Catherine? Sara? Sofia? That receptionist girl? The-
Nick: Dave, watch it...
Dave: Oh c'mon, Hodges was asking you earlier. Speaking of which, where is he?
Nick: You're holding him.

-or-

Dave: You know, there's got to be about a million suspects.
Nick: Well, she did have it coming. Carol Mendolsen has given out a red herring spoiler one too many times.
 
Super Dave: Nick, do you know who is this? :confused:
Nick: Do you remember Riley?
Super Dave: Yeah.
Nick: This is her after Greg's fangirls got a hold of her after seeing her kissing him.:shifty:

-or-

Super Dave: Should we cover for him?
Nick: I don't know man. I mean, I know Greg wanted more screentime, but did he really have to burn Ray? Look at him. Poor guy doesn't even look like himself anymore :(

My first ones. I tried :D
 
Super Dave: Nick, you might tell that cannibal to ask for medium rare next time.

---=== OR ===---

Super Dave: I think Ecklie pi**ed off Sara one too many times.

---=== OR ===---

Super Dave: Do you think it is NOW time to recall those tanning machines?

---=== OR ===---

Super Dave: Those packages should read, "Smoking IN BED may be hazardous to your health."
 
All so funny:lol:

TAKE MY LIFE..PLEASE

BRASS:: "OK Saunders, what are you doing here, You're supposed to be across town on the other case"?:confused:

GREG:: "Catherine sent me over here, so what is Nick doing, just standing there watching":vulcan:


NICK:: "Uh, hey buddy, we just got here, chill:cardie:

BRASS:: "OK, whatever, get started on the bedroom":censored:

GREG:: "OK, Jim but what's with the attitude"?:wtf:

BRASS:: "NO attitude, I just get tired of all the confusion around here":confused:

NICK:: "I'll start here, Jim" :shifty:

GREG:: "Geez, I can't wait till this shift is over":scream:
 
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