The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Sofia: So, you are Sanders?

Greg: Sanders, Greg Sanders. And you must be Miss Moneypenny.

Sofia: *nods with a smile * G is busy at the moment. Could I get you anything?

Greg: A martini, shaken, not stirred would be lovely, my dear.

or

Sofia: So they sent you. How have you been, Greg?

Greg: Great. It's good to see you Sofia. What's the deal here? Catherine said there was a 419 at this address.

Sofia: Yeah, there's a DB inside the dumpster over there.

Greg: What are you doing here? I haven't seen you in a couple of years.

Sofia: I heard there might be an opening on the night shift and thought it wouldn't hurt to get my face out there again.
 
Sofia: So the suspect said that the husband was out last night...
Greg: *thinking* Okay Greg, keep looking at her face. Do not look down. Do not...Oh my god, that shirt button is just waiting to pop! Don't look, don't look, don't-
Sofia: So what do you think?
Greg: Uuhhh...

-or-

Eric: Hey, did you hear they're cutting back and laying off some actors?
Louise: Relax Eric, they can't lay us off. You and me are going to be on this show forever.

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Greg: Hey Sofia, can you tell Warrick that being dead is no excuse to be gambling, and Keppler to stay positive...
Sofia: Greg, I'm not a ghost, I've just been away for a while.
Greg: Keep telling yourself that. Oh, and Cath says hi to Holly Gribbs.
 
Eric: Louise, good to see you again. What have you been up to?
Louise: I have auditioned for CSI: Oshkosh, NCIS: Okefenokee, Law & Order: Cucamonga, and Psych-Adelic. How 'bout you?
Eric: Just waiting for Marg to leave so I can move up.
Louise: Too late. That's why they called me back.

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Louise: So how do you like working with a big movie star like Laurence Fishburne?
Eric: It was fine at first, but now I'm not so sure.
Louise: Why is that?
Eric: They will be replacing Catherine with Raquel Welch, Nick with Robert Reford, Brass with Burt Reynolds, Ecklie with Jerry Lewis...
Louise: But who can they ever get with a bad personality to play Hodges?
Eric: Mel Gibson.

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Eric: Have you heard about the people leaving each of the series?
Louise: Yeah, CBS is cutting budgets from all their shows.
Eric: But what are they going to do? Where are they going to go?
Louise: Many of them are going to go to PBS.
Eric: You're kidding. Answering phones during pledge drive?
Louise: No. They are joining a brand new series. Fresh, original, intelligent, imaginative, bright, informative...
Eric: Okay, okay. What's it called?
Louise: "CSI: Sesame Street."
 
Dynamo1 said:
Louise: But who can they ever get with a bad personality to play Hodges?
Eric: Mel Gibson.

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Louise: No. They are joining a brand new series. Fresh, original, intelligent, imaginative, bright, informative...
Eric: Okay, okay. What's it called?
Louise: "CSI: Sesame Street."
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Good Ones, Dynamo! :lol:
 
:guffaw:Dynamo1 so funny, these comments always make my day, with big time chuckles Mel Gibson..:lol: does he need anger management classes or what?

UNSHOCKABLE

SARA:: "Ray, why don't you "go jump in the lake":cardie:

RAY:: "What does that mean"?:confused:

SARA:: "It's something I always wanted to say to someone, but not you, just an old line":lol:

RAY:: "OK, Sara, funny, now about the canoe, where the H is it":shifty:
 
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Ray: Hey Sara, I bet I can jump from here into the lake.
Sara: Come on Ray, stop being silly...
Ray: No, really, how much do you wanna bet that I make it?
Nick: *offscreen* I've got twenty on him making it, while Warrick's ghost says thirty on him cracking his head open.

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Sara: Hey look. *points the torch at his foot* a little cockroach.
Ray: Eww gross! *squashes bug*
Sara: You are so lucky my man ain't here, or he would have whooped your ass all the way back to the Matrix.
 
Sara: Ray, don't sit down. Hodges stole the chair out from under you.

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Ray: So the wife was helping her husband down the stairs in his wheelchair like this?
Sara: That's what she says. Her hand was sweaty and the handles slipped. The chair fell down the stairs and rolled into the lake.
Ray: Is that when he was hit by the speedboat?
Sara: Correct. Then he was eaten by the shark.
Ray: So which killed him?
Sara: Doc says it was the poison in his lunch.
 
Sara: That's the way. Now bring down your right foot another step.

Ray: I'm not sure about this, Sara.

Sara: You can sooo do this, Ray. I'm gonna help you beat this fear you have of water. Now bring down you left foot. That's good.

Ray: I really appreciate this. My wife has been yammering on about having a second honeymoon in Hawaii.

Sara: Well Ray, we may not get you into the water in Hawaii, but I bet we can at least get you onto the beach.
 
You fans are all so creative and soo funny:lol:

ALL IN

SUPER DAVE:: "Geez now these homeless folks don't even have a sleeping bag":(

CATHERINE:: "That's so sad, so how long has he been dead"?:confused:

SUPER DAVE:: "I'm not sure yet, it'll take a while, he's all messed up":cardie:

RAY:: "This is hard to stomach, "Welcome to Vegas", and what happens here sometimes sure doesn't stay here, except him":wtf:

CATHERINE:: "Well Ray, you ain't seen nothing yet":shifty:
 
Catherine: Dave... Dave... Doc... Doc... Super Dave... Super Dave... Doctor... Doctor...
Super Dave: WHAT!!!!!
Catherine: Hi.

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Catherine: Time of death?
Super Dave: That will be hard to tell. Looks like he has been here a couple of years.
Catherine: Any idea who it is?
Ray: His ID says that he was an employee of the Montecito Casino & Hotel.
Catherine: Wasn't that the hotel that used to be here?
Super Dave: Yes. NBC must have dumped him when that show was canceled.
Ray: I hate to see what CBS does when ours gets the axe.

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Catherine: Any idea what killed him?
Super Dave: He was shot by that uniformed officer over there by the squad car.
Ray: Must be wanted wanted for a serious crime. What did he do?
Super Dave: He crossed the crime scene tape.
 
Dave: Wallet identifies him as Officer Clark.
Catherine: Now we have a name, we just need motive.
Ray: According to this note in his hand he was going to complain to CBS about his lack of lines.
Cath:...Victim, crime scene and now we have the killer. Case closed.

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Catherine: So I just talked to the witness, and they said that this guy called Sara a bi**h and was suddenly attacked by a swarm of killer bees.
Dave: This is the third time this month that Grissom's killed off someone who commented on his wife.
Ray: He's kind of right. I mean from what I've heard Sara is quite the bit*h...*buzzing sound* Uh-Oh.
Catherine: Nice knowing you*runs away*

-or-

Catherine: *thinking* Okay Cath, just get up slowly. Do not let them know that you just let one rip. Jesus Christ, that's ripe. Okay, up sloooowly. Damn, SuperDave has smelled it. Come on Cat, just do like Horatio and cooly walk away. Atta girl.
 
Catherine: Oh sh!t.

Ray: Do you know him, Catherine?

Catherine: Yeah, he used to work graveyard when I first started.

Super Dave: I don't remember him.

Catherine: A little before your time, Dave.

Ray: Why did he leave?

Catherine: No idea. No one knows why anyone leaves graveyard, unless your sleeping with a coworker or end up dead.

Ray: Well in that case, I guess it's better late than never.
 
:guffaw: all great dialogue you fans are the best:bolian:

THE PANTY SNIFFER

NICK:: "I do love cheerleaders, oh yeah, come to papa baby":p

RAY:: "Calm down Nick, later for this nonsense?:(

NICK:: "Check out her friend she's beckoning to you":shifty:

RAY:: "Yes she is, and she's my type, later on this case, lets to for it":drool:

NICK:: "We'll catch up with them later Ray, our work comes first" :cool:

RAY:: "Yes, Mr. Clean-cut, workcoholic, OK whatever you say":rolleyes:
 
Here are the ones I posted last time this picture was here:

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Nick: Hey, Wendy. Does Hodges know you moonlight here?
Wendy: No! And don't tell him.

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Nick: See, Ray? I told you Catherine still remembers the old moves.

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Girl: Give me a C... Give me an S... Give me an I-yi-yi-yi...
George Eads: Now THAT's how CBS should promote our show.
 
Nick: Oh, wow.
Ray: You recognise her?
Nick: Yeah, she used to be one of our detectives before she just disappeared a few years ago. Except back then she didn't have a tan, and she had blonde hair, and her clothes weren't so...revealing.

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Ray: So this is Wendy's new job? Isn't it a bit weird to go from a criminalist to...that?
Nick: Well, at least you can say she sure can get a new job pretty darn quickly.

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Ray: Come on Nick, please! You've already got the numbers of four other girls.
Nick: No way. 1. You have a wife and 2. This is the only way to convince everyone that I'm not going out with Greg!
 
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