Kaunis Mies
Pathologist
^^ Holy crap ^^ :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw:
The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Greg: What's that bird doing here?
Sara: That's Gris' favorite messenger parrot. Whenever the internet goes down in the rain forest, he sends Polly with a message.
Polly: Hi, Sara. Can't wait to be with you and to...
Sara: Pause it, Polly. Greg, get out of the room.
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Greg: Sara, have you tried that bowl of cereal yet?
Sara: I'm not going to try it. YOU try it.
Greg: I'm not going to try it either. HEY! Let's get Polly. She'll try anything.
Polly: That stuff has too much sugar and tastes like crap. Polly want a cracker.
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Jorja Fox: Hey, birdie. What are you doing here?
Polly: You know those CBS budget cuts? I'm the replacement for Fishburne.
Eric Szmanda: Jorja, you fire up the grill and I'll get the barbecue sauce.
Sara: That's Gris' favorite messenger parrot. Whenever the internet goes down in the rain forest, he sends Polly with a message.
Polly: Hi, Sara. Can't wait to be with you and to...
Sara: Pause it, Polly. Greg, get out of the room.
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Greg: Sara, have you tried that bowl of cereal yet?
Sara: I'm not going to try it. YOU try it.
Greg: I'm not going to try it either. HEY! Let's get Polly. She'll try anything.
Polly: That stuff has too much sugar and tastes like crap. Polly want a cracker.
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Jorja Fox: Hey, birdie. What are you doing here?
Polly: You know those CBS budget cuts? I'm the replacement for Fishburne.
Eric Szmanda: Jorja, you fire up the grill and I'll get the barbecue sauce.
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Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
OMG classic, the last one:lol::guffaw::guffaw: only you can think of these unique lines:bolian:
BLOODMOON
NICK:: "You got those vampire fangs at the the dollar store, for how much"?
RAY:: "$2 bucks, well actually $1.99. I got a 2nd pair for you if you want them"
NICK:: "Cool, I can wear them to that Halloween party, and scare Ecklie":rommie:
RAY:: "There ya' go":cardie:
NICK:: "Thank's buddy"
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
ECKLIE AND ARCHIE
ECKLIE: "Good one Hodges, that was hilarious":rommie:
ARCHIE:: "It was got some more"?
HODGES:: [off camera] here's one "If the drinking don't kill me, the memory of you will"
ECKLIE:: "OMG, I love it, is that a country song"?
HODGES:: "Righto, and another one "I got ya' out of my heart, now if I could get you out of my apartment baby":lol:
ARCHIE:: "I love it, but I have to get back to work, thank's for sharing David":thumbsup:
ECKLIE:: For sure, we all need some laughter here, with all the gruesomness"
ECKLIE: "Good one Hodges, that was hilarious":rommie:
ARCHIE:: "It was got some more"?
HODGES:: [off camera] here's one "If the drinking don't kill me, the memory of you will"
ECKLIE:: "OMG, I love it, is that a country song"?
HODGES:: "Righto, and another one "I got ya' out of my heart, now if I could get you out of my apartment baby":lol:
ARCHIE:: "I love it, but I have to get back to work, thank's for sharing David":thumbsup:
ECKLIE:: For sure, we all need some laughter here, with all the gruesomness"
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Catherine: Three day shift CSIs walk into a bar...
Ecklie: Ha ha ha ha. That's a good one.
Archie: Yeah. Those kids aren't even old enough to drive.
Catherine: Okay, okay. Three day shift CSIs walk into a malt shop...
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Ecklie: So tell me, Greg. What danger did Nick get into tonight?
Archie: He gets injured more often than Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.
Ecklie: Even Geico won't let him save money.
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Sara: I was watching Law & Order last night, and they actually got the DNA results back after the commercial break.
Archie: I saw that. And the victim found the suspect's mug shot on the second page as usual.
Ecklie: Yes. And they always confess on the stand at the end. If only it was like that in real life.
Ecklie: Ha ha ha ha. That's a good one.
Archie: Yeah. Those kids aren't even old enough to drive.
Catherine: Okay, okay. Three day shift CSIs walk into a malt shop...
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Ecklie: So tell me, Greg. What danger did Nick get into tonight?
Archie: He gets injured more often than Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.
Ecklie: Even Geico won't let him save money.
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Sara: I was watching Law & Order last night, and they actually got the DNA results back after the commercial break.
Archie: I saw that. And the victim found the suspect's mug shot on the second page as usual.
Ecklie: Yes. And they always confess on the stand at the end. If only it was like that in real life.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
The DNA after the commercial one:rommie:
ROBERT AND BILLY
ROBERT:: "Damn it's good to see you again, any plans on returning"?:wtf:
BILLY:: "Nah, I'm just here to check stuff out and for a meeting, & our plane flew this low:wtf: how are you"?
ROBERT:: "I'm good, your really missed guy, no chances of you returning at all"
BILLY:: "You never know, nothing is ever is for certain in life "?
ROBERT:: "You still come out with the profound "quotes":vulcan:
BILLY:: "I try, you take care now, see ya' soon":thumbsup:
ROBERT AND BILLY
ROBERT:: "Damn it's good to see you again, any plans on returning"?:wtf:
BILLY:: "Nah, I'm just here to check stuff out and for a meeting, & our plane flew this low:wtf: how are you"?
ROBERT:: "I'm good, your really missed guy, no chances of you returning at all"
BILLY:: "You never know, nothing is ever is for certain in life "?
ROBERT:: "You still come out with the profound "quotes":vulcan:
BILLY:: "I try, you take care now, see ya' soon":thumbsup:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Grissom: The song keeps running through my head... Walk Like an Egyptian.
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Grissom: Give me five, Doc.
Doc: If I let go of my cane, I'll fall down.
Grissom: Oh yeah. I forgot. Been away too long.
Doc: I hear an opening is coming up.
Grissom: Not long enough.
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Grissom: And my dog Hank is now THIS tall.
Doc: What do you have? A dog or a rhino?
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Grissom: Give me five, Doc.
Doc: If I let go of my cane, I'll fall down.
Grissom: Oh yeah. I forgot. Been away too long.
Doc: I hear an opening is coming up.
Grissom: Not long enough.
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Grissom: And my dog Hank is now THIS tall.
Doc: What do you have? A dog or a rhino?
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
:guffaw:
FRACKED
NICK:: "We need to walk in unison, so Ray, "walk this way":cardie:
RAY:: "I guess I'm not as coordinated as you are dude"
REED:: "OK, guys I've got my gun ready, what are we talking about how we walk anyway"?
NICK:: "Hey gal I'm just joshing, you try doing this for 11 years and see how you like having "no fun", keep it light I say":rommie:
RAY:: "Excatly":vulcan:
REED:: "Okie, dokie, whatever":shifty:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Ray: Reed, what's with the crossed leg walking?
Reed: I gotta pee.
Nick: You should've gone before we left the station house.
Ray: Nick, I told you not to buy her that Big Gulp.
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Nick: Reed, put away that gun.
Reed: NO. I want to catch that sneaky crook, one way or another.
Ray: This might be considered excessive use of force.
Reed: I don't care. He has done this before. He has got to be stopped.
Nick: Let Hodges go. I'll buy you another sandwich.
Reed: I gotta pee.
Nick: You should've gone before we left the station house.
Ray: Nick, I told you not to buy her that Big Gulp.
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Nick: Reed, put away that gun.
Reed: NO. I want to catch that sneaky crook, one way or another.
Ray: This might be considered excessive use of force.
Reed: I don't care. He has done this before. He has got to be stopped.
Nick: Let Hodges go. I'll buy you another sandwich.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
All so funny Dynamo1:bolian:
BUMP AND GRIND
SARA:: Ah Ha, so I caught ya' red-handed, what's that your drinking in your locker"?
RAY:: "It's just a bottle of Kool-Aid, I swear Sara, want to taste it"?
SARA:: NO thank's I believe you, but you reek of boos, just a heads up, want a mint"?:alienblush:
RAY:: "Sure Sara, that's thoughtful, it's just that my wound is killing me and I, well I, oh never mind"
SARA:: "Hey been there done that, no explanations needed, I'll keep your secret Ray"
RAY:: 'Your a real doll Sara, so what are you up to"?:cardie:
SARA:: Just locking up and going home, be safe Ray and I'll see ya' tomorrow":angel:
BUMP AND GRIND
SARA:: Ah Ha, so I caught ya' red-handed, what's that your drinking in your locker"?
RAY:: "It's just a bottle of Kool-Aid, I swear Sara, want to taste it"?
SARA:: NO thank's I believe you, but you reek of boos, just a heads up, want a mint"?:alienblush:
RAY:: "Sure Sara, that's thoughtful, it's just that my wound is killing me and I, well I, oh never mind"
SARA:: "Hey been there done that, no explanations needed, I'll keep your secret Ray"
RAY:: 'Your a real doll Sara, so what are you up to"?:cardie:
SARA:: Just locking up and going home, be safe Ray and I'll see ya' tomorrow":angel:
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Funny Crumbs:evil:
WILD LIFE
SARA:: "Who's that singing in the other room"?
BRASS:: Is that you Hodges"?
SARA:: NO, he's back at the lab, is that you Super Dave"?:vulcan:
BRASS:: "Dave doesn't sing at crime scenes":shifty:
SARA:: "OMG, I think it's that parrot":cardie:
BRASS:: "Really, he's pretty damn good, let me write that down, and lets go check for sure"
SARA:: "OK, I think it is or it's the cat":rommie:
CAT:: "MEOW, MEOW MEOW"
WILD LIFE
SARA:: "Who's that singing in the other room"?
BRASS:: Is that you Hodges"?
SARA:: NO, he's back at the lab, is that you Super Dave"?:vulcan:
BRASS:: "Dave doesn't sing at crime scenes":shifty:
SARA:: "OMG, I think it's that parrot":cardie:
BRASS:: "Really, he's pretty damn good, let me write that down, and lets go check for sure"
SARA:: "OK, I think it is or it's the cat":rommie:
CAT:: "MEOW, MEOW MEOW"
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Brass: Pardon me, ma'am... My pen ran out of ink. Would you happen to have a pen I could borrow?
Woman (off camera): Yes, on the end table behind you.
Brass: Us, thank you, ma'am....... Oh just one more thing...
Woman: Yes, Captain?
Brass: Your shoes are very pretty. Would you know where I can find a pair for under $20 for my ex-wife?
R.I.P. Peter Falk
Woman (off camera): Yes, on the end table behind you.
Brass: Us, thank you, ma'am....... Oh just one more thing...
Woman: Yes, Captain?
Brass: Your shoes are very pretty. Would you know where I can find a pair for under $20 for my ex-wife?
R.I.P. Peter Falk