The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

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  1. Kaunis Mies

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    ^^ Holy crap ^^ :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw:
     
  2. Dynamo1

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    Greg: What's that bird doing here?
    Sara: That's Gris' favorite messenger parrot. Whenever the internet goes down in the rain forest, he sends Polly with a message.
    Polly: Hi, Sara. Can't wait to be with you and to...
    Sara: Pause it, Polly. Greg, get out of the room.

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    Greg: Sara, have you tried that bowl of cereal yet?
    Sara: I'm not going to try it. YOU try it.
    Greg: I'm not going to try it either. HEY! Let's get Polly. She'll try anything.
    Polly: That stuff has too much sugar and tastes like crap. Polly want a cracker.

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    Jorja Fox: Hey, birdie. What are you doing here?
    Polly: You know those CBS budget cuts? I'm the replacement for Fishburne.
    Eric Szmanda: Jorja, you fire up the grill and I'll get the barbecue sauce.
     
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  4. Desertwind

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    OMG classic, the last one:lol::guffaw::guffaw: only you can think of these unique lines:bolian:

    BLOODMOON

    NICK:: "You got those vampire fangs at the the dollar store, for how much"?:eek:

    RAY:: "$2 bucks, well actually $1.99. I got a 2nd pair for you if you want them";)

    NICK:: "Cool, I can wear them to that Halloween party, and scare Ecklie":rommie:

    RAY:: "There ya' go":cardie:

    NICK:: "Thank's buddy":cool:
     
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    ECKLIE AND ARCHIE

    ECKLIE: "Good one Hodges, that was hilarious":rommie:

    ARCHIE:: "It was got some more"?:confused:

    HODGES:: [off camera] here's one "If the drinking don't kill me, the memory of you will"

    ECKLIE:: "OMG, I love it, is that a country song"?:eek:

    HODGES:: "Righto, and another one "I got ya' out of my heart, now if I could get you out of my apartment baby":lol:

    ARCHIE:: "I love it, but I have to get back to work, thank's for sharing David":thumbsup:

    ECKLIE:: For sure, we all need some laughter here, with all the gruesomness":(
     
  6. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Catherine: Three day shift CSIs walk into a bar...
    Ecklie: Ha ha ha ha. That's a good one.
    Archie: Yeah. Those kids aren't even old enough to drive.
    Catherine: Okay, okay. Three day shift CSIs walk into a malt shop...

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    Ecklie: So tell me, Greg. What danger did Nick get into tonight?
    Archie: He gets injured more often than Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.
    Ecklie: Even Geico won't let him save money.

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    Sara: I was watching Law & Order last night, and they actually got the DNA results back after the commercial break.
    Archie: I saw that. And the victim found the suspect's mug shot on the second page as usual.
    Ecklie: Yes. And they always confess on the stand at the end. If only it was like that in real life.
     
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  8. Desertwind

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    The DNA after the commercial one:rommie:

    ROBERT AND BILLY

    ROBERT:: "Damn it's good to see you again, any plans on returning"?:wtf:

    BILLY:: "Nah, I'm just here to check stuff out and for a meeting, & our plane flew this low:wtf: how are you"?:cool:

    ROBERT:: "I'm good, your really missed guy, no chances of you returning at all":)

    BILLY:: "You never know, nothing is ever is for certain in life "?:confused:

    ROBERT:: "You still come out with the profound "quotes":vulcan:

    BILLY:: "I try, you take care now, see ya' soon":thumbsup:
     
  9. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Grissom: The song keeps running through my head... Walk Like an Egyptian.

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    Grissom: Give me five, Doc.
    Doc: If I let go of my cane, I'll fall down.
    Grissom: Oh yeah. I forgot. Been away too long.
    Doc: I hear an opening is coming up.
    Grissom: Not long enough.

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    Grissom: And my dog Hank is now THIS tall.
    Doc: What do you have? A dog or a rhino?
     
  10. Desertwind

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    :guffaw:

    FRACKED

    NICK:: "We need to walk in unison, so Ray, "walk this way":cardie:

    RAY:: "I guess I'm not as coordinated as you are dude":(

    REED:: "OK, guys I've got my gun ready, what are we talking about how we walk anyway"?:rolleyes:

    NICK:: "Hey gal I'm just joshing, you try doing this for 11 years and see how you like having "no fun", keep it light I say":rommie:

    RAY:: "Excatly":vulcan:

    REED:: "Okie, dokie, whatever":shifty:
     
  11. Dynamo1

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    Ray: Reed, what's with the crossed leg walking?
    Reed: I gotta pee.
    Nick: You should've gone before we left the station house.
    Ray: Nick, I told you not to buy her that Big Gulp.

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    Nick: Reed, put away that gun.
    Reed: NO. I want to catch that sneaky crook, one way or another.
    Ray: This might be considered excessive use of force.
    Reed: I don't care. He has done this before. He has got to be stopped.
    Nick: Let Hodges go. I'll buy you another sandwich.
     
  12. Desertwind

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    All so funny Dynamo1:bolian:

    BUMP AND GRIND

    SARA:: Ah Ha, so I caught ya' red-handed, what's that your drinking in your locker"?:eek:

    RAY:: "It's just a bottle of Kool-Aid, I swear Sara, want to taste it"?:p

    SARA:: NO thank's I believe you, but you reek of boos, just a heads up, want a mint"?:alienblush:

    RAY:: "Sure Sara, that's thoughtful, it's just that my wound is killing me and I, well I, oh never mind":rolleyes:

    SARA:: "Hey been there done that, no explanations needed, I'll keep your secret Ray":)

    RAY:: 'Your a real doll Sara, so what are you up to"?:cardie:

    SARA:: Just locking up and going home, be safe Ray and I'll see ya' tomorrow":angel:
     
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    SARA: Wow Dr Langston, what do we have in here?

    RAY: Nothing that you'd find interesting.

    SARA: How about the largest collection of porn I've ever laid eyes on?

    RAY: WHAT?! I'm gonna kill Greg!
     
  14. Desertwind

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    Funny Crumbs:evil:

    WILD LIFE

    SARA:: "Who's that singing in the other room"?:confused:

    BRASS:: Is that you Hodges"?:cool:

    SARA:: NO, he's back at the lab, is that you Super Dave"?:vulcan:

    BRASS:: "Dave doesn't sing at crime scenes":shifty:

    SARA:: "OMG, I think it's that parrot":cardie:

    BRASS:: "Really, he's pretty damn good, let me write that down, and lets go check for sure":eek:

    SARA:: "OK, I think it is or it's the cat":rommie:

    CAT:: "MEOW, MEOW MEOW"
     
  15. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Brass: Pardon me, ma'am... My pen ran out of ink. Would you happen to have a pen I could borrow?
    Woman (off camera): Yes, on the end table behind you.
    Brass: Us, thank you, ma'am....... Oh just one more thing...
    Woman: Yes, Captain?
    Brass: Your shoes are very pretty. Would you know where I can find a pair for under $20 for my ex-wife?

    R.I.P. Peter Falk
     

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