The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

WILD LIFE

RAY::"I think I smell decomp.":eek:

NICK:: "WOW, buddy, you've got a real dog-sniffing nose":cardie:

CATH:: "I guess, I don't smell anything, but if Ray does, lets go check out where this is":vulcan:

RAY:: "It could be that garbage dumpster over there though":confused:

NICK:: "It certainly could be, I'll get the real dogs over here, and we can watch them sniff it out":angryrazz:
 
Catherine: Easy, Nick. Calm down. I think Ray is on the scent. We'll find Hodges where ever he took your sandwich.

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Ray: I'm guessing that Greg i back at the lab building.
Nick: Wow! How did you know that?
Catherine: Yes, how? The lab is 3 miles away.
Ray: He is trying out another of his grandfather's recipes.

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Nick: But Ray, I believe you. It happens all the time.
Catherine: That's true. A lot of people blink when their picture is taken.
Nick: Who was it? A suspect? A witness?
Ray: The corpse.
 
Good ones Dynamo1:guffaw:

WILD LIFE

CATHERINE:: "Ray what ever are you doing":confused:

RAY:: "I was tryng to hop over the railing and I didn't quite make it like I planned":(

NICK:: "And you were doing this why":cardie:

RAY:: "The experiment, remember we talked about this":confused:

CATHERINE:: "OK Ray, but you need to sit on the railing and then we go from there":evil:

NICK:: "Well, I'm not getting up there":rommie:

RAY:: "Up where"?:cool:

NICK:: "On your lap dude":vulcan:

CATHERINE:: "NO Nick, me, I'll do it, right Ray"?:p

RAY:: "Have a seat boss":hugegrin:

NICK:: "I'm very excited":luvlove:
 
Ray: This railing came from WHAT?
Nick: A giant crib for adult babies, owned by a casino mogul.
Catherine: And they wore diapers and drank from baby bottles.
Ray: Sure they did. Right... Does Ecklie know you two drink on the job?

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Nick: Don't we have maintenance men to do this paint job?
Catherine: I wouldn't trust this to guys named Moe, Larry, and Curly.
Ray: Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
 
THE LIST

RAY:: "I am going to put one of those pillows under my knees, this is brutal":vulcan:

SUPER DAVE:: [from the closet across the room] Hey Ray, I found some red like jelly on the walls in here":eek:

RAY:: "Swab it, OK, let me know what else you find":cardie:

DAVE:: "OMG, its Strawberry Pop-Tarts filling, there's a box right here in the corner":wtf:

RAY:: "Any left"?:p

DAVE:: "Nope, it's empty this is bizarre":shifty:

RAY:: "Everything is bizarre" I wonder who was hiding in the closet and chowing down on toaster pasties":confused:

DAVE:: "Has Hodges been here"?:shifty:
 
Ray: Greg, why do we always have to kneel and bow whenever Ecklie shows up?

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Ray: I just heard the ice cram truck chimes.
Greg: I'll race you to it.
Ray: On your mark... Get set...

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Ray: Definite signs of forced entry. Someone picked the lock.
Nick: Yeah. And his fingerprints all over the place. We got him this time.
Ray: Right. Wendy can get the restraining order against Hodges.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Ray: Greg, why do we always have to kneel and bow whenever Ecklie shows up?

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Ray: I just heard the ice cram truck chimes.
Greg: I'll race you to it.
Ray: On your mark... Get set...

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Ray: Definite signs of forced entry. Someone picked the lock.
Nick: Yeah. And his fingerprints all over the place. We got him this time.
Ray: Right. Wendy can get the restraining order against Hodges.
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:guffaw:So hysterical, poor Hodges, he get blamed for everything:(
 
POOL SHARK

HENRY:: "Because of you childish ways David, I almost fell right on this hypodermic needle. Why can't you ever be professional, and stop acting like a baby":scream:

HODGES:: "Geez Henry, calm down, I'm just sad because Wendy is leaving and she told you first":(

HENRY:: "Just calm down and do what your supposed to do, find the evidence and you almost drowned me", geez:vulcan:

HODGES:: No I didn't, your causing a problem where there is none, CATHERINE, can you please come over here":wtf:

HENRY:: "There you go again, I hate working with you":cardie:

HODGES:: "Well your no picnic either":mad:

HENRY:: "Just bag the needle and take it back to the lab":rolleyes:
 
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Henry: I thought you said this glue will seal up the hole in the raft.
Hodges: That's what they claim in their commercials.
Henry: The only thing it does is make your fingers stick together. Thanks a lot, Gilligan.

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Henry: You didn't bring an evidence bag with you for this?
Hodges: I'm using it to protect my lunch.

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Hodges: Help me. I can't swim.
Henry: Look down, you wimp. The water is only three feet deep.
Hodges: I'm afraid.
Henry: Get moving or I'll jam this needle in your butt.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Henry: I thought you said this glue will seal up the hole in the raft.
Hodges: That's what they claim in their commercials.
Henry: The only thing it does is make your fingers stick together. Thanks a lot, Gilligan.

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Henry: You didn't bring an evidence bag with you for this?
Hodges: I'm using it to protect my lunch.

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Hodges: Help me. I can't swim.
Henry: Look down, you wimp. The water is only three feet deep.
Hodges: I'm afraid.
Henry: Get moving or I'll jam this needle in your butt.
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:guffaw: great ones~

SHOCK WAVES

SARA:: Are you sure you don't want a shot of a pain killer"?:confused:

RAY:: "Are you going to administer it"?:)

SARA:: "UH, if you want me too":evil:

RAY:: "Just kidding, see this PC, well I'm going to tell the rest of the team do work on the little airplane":wtf:

SARA:: "I knew you would, anything I can do to help":eek:

RAY:: "Your helping by just being her and listening to me":cardie:

SARA:: "My pleasure, Ray, I'm so glad your going to be OK":bolian:
 
Ray: Are you sure that Grissom will let you play Doctor when he's away?

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Sara: Wow. Your pulse is way up.
Ray: Yeah. I've just been watching those Matrix films on the internet.

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Sara: You rang, Ray? Do you need some pain killer? A bedpan? An extra pillow?
Ray: No. My arm is a bit tired. Can you move the 9 of diamonds onto the 10 of clubs?
Sara: Solitaire! You called me in to help you with SOLITAIRE!
Ray: Would you prefer Tetris?
 
Dynamo1 said:
Ray: Are you sure that Grissom will let you play Doctor when he's away?

---=== OR ===---

Sara: Wow. Your pulse is way up.
Ray: Yeah. I've just been watching those Matrix films on the internet.

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Sara: You rang, Ray? Do you need some pain killer? A bedpan? An extra pillow?
Ray: No. My arm is a bit tired. Can you move the 9 of diamonds onto the 10 of clubs?
Sara: Solitaire! You called me in to help you with SOLITAIRE!
Ray: Would you prefer Tetris?
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The "Matrix" comparison hilarious:lol:

BETTER OFF DEAD

BRASS:: "Hey sir, drop the gun, we're here to see you son"?:confused:

SARA:: "Yeah, do you know where he is"?:vulcan:

RAY:: "Are you his dad? drop the gun, and we'll talk":shifty:

BRASS:: "I just said that":rolleyes:

RAY:: "Well excuse me Jim, just trying to help":wtf:

SARA:: "That's right, so drop the gun":vulcan:

BRASS:: "I can't believe this, is that parrot back here"?:klingon:
 
BRASS: I need this room re-painted, green is not my colour. Paint it something bold, something bright, like, violet! Oh and I want the hot tub... right there! Oh it's going to look absolutely fabulous!
 
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