The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Laurence: NCIS might be getting better ratings than us these days, but I still think CBS could afford to send us to the REAL Kentucky Derby.

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Ray: Come on, Hodges. You've had enough. Time to go back to work.
Hodges: I don't wanna!
Ray: If you come with me, I'll buy you ice cream
Hodges: Well... Okay.

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Ray: Nick, wake up. WAKE UP, Nick.
Nick: Oooooooh. What happened?
Ray: You fainted.
Nick: Oh, yeah. Now I remember. I couldn't believe we are actually on a case in the night time.

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Ray: Come on, Hodges. Help us with the evidence.
Sara: Ray, he is...
Ray: Not now, Sara. I'm tired of his stalling.
Sara: But, Ray. That's not him. He is over there with the corpse. That's an actual horse's @$$.
 
IN A DARK DARK HOUSE

RAY:: "Damn they've found our little love nest":scream:

GLORIA:: "What"?:confused:

NICK:: [on the other side] "Hey Ray it's me, let me in, are you OK"?:eek:

RAY:: "Whew, come on in Nick, are you OK":(

NICK:: "I'm good what the hell is happening here"?:vulcan:

RAY:: "I'll tell you when you come on in":cardie:

GLORIA:: "What"?:shifty:
 
Ray: Mr. Haskell, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

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Ray: Count to ten. Count to ten. Always told to count to ten to calm down.
Gloria: Will that calm you down?
Ray: No. You're right. I'll count to one thousand.

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Ray: It's times like these when I knew I should have stayed a teacher.
 
Langston: So if I save you from Haskell will you forgive me for causing a crazed serial killer and his equally crazy wife to come and kill your new husband and rape/nearly kill you?

Gloria: Well, when you put it that way...uhh, no.
 
IN A DARK DARK HOUSE

BILL:: "Hey Larry want to go have a drink when we finish this scene"?:evil:

LAURENCE:: "If you wipe that ketchup off your face, sure":cool:

BILL:: "Isn't this funny, people think we're enemies, and were really not, it they only knew":lol:.

LAURENCE:: "Yeah, it's hilarious, so where do you want to go":shifty:

TRACEE:: "Hey what about me, am I in on this, I don't want to be a victim anymore, I'm having nightmares":eek:

LAURENCE:: " Of course you in, and we can talk about those Dodgers":rommie:
 
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Ray: Awwww. You got a boo-boo. Need a band-aid?

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Ray: You deserve that for keeping such a messy house.
Nate: Who do you think you are? Martha Stewart?

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Gloria: Ray, will you finish him off already?
Ray: I am not a killer. I am not a killer. I am not....
Gloria: Where's Chuck Norris when I need him?
 
Dynamo1 said:
Ray: Awwww. You got a boo-boo. Need a band-aid?

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Ray: You deserve that for keeping such a messy house.
Nate: Who do you think you are? Martha Stewart?

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Gloria: Ray, will you finish him off already?
Ray: I am not a killer. I am not a killer. I am not....
Gloria: Where's Chuck Norris when I need him?
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:guffaw:Dynamo1 your a total trip~

IN A DARK DARK HOUSE

SARA:: "Nick do you ever get scared"?:confused:

NICK:: "Yeah at night when my dog barks":cardie:

SARA:: "You've got a dog"?:vulcan:

NICK:: "Yeah remember Hank Grissom's dog, I liked him so much I got myself the same kind":bolian:

SARA::" OK, bring him over and he can play with Hank, but I meant on creepy scary houses"?:(

NICK:: "Nah, I'm a strong positive guy, oh wait what's that, crap, now I am scared":wtf:

SARA:: "It's only Greg pounding on the wall next door":rommie:

NICK:: "OK then, now I'm fine again, hey Greg what the hell are you doing"?:scream:
 
Sara: This blood spatter looks like he was stabbed in the neck from...
Nick: If you connect the droplets, it looks like a horsey.
Sara: WHAT?
Nick: A little horsey. And those spots look like a choo choo train.
Sara: Okay, Nick. It looks like you're ready for some vacation time.

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Nick: He's doing it again.
Sara: Again?
Nick: Yeah. He does it more and more each time.
Sara: The guy needs a psychiatrist. It's a bad habit.
Nick: He has got to be stopped.
Sara: GREG! QUIT DOING THE SHADOW PUPPETS!
 
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Sara: This blood spatter looks like he was stabbed in the neck from...
Nick: If you connect the droplets, it looks like a horsey.
Sara: WHAT?
Nick: A little horsey. And those spots look like a choo choo train.
Sara: Okay, Nick. It looks like you're ready for some vacation time.

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Nick: He's doing it again.
Sara: Again?
Nick: Yeah. He does it more and more each time.
Sara: The guy needs a psychiatrist. It's a bad habit.
Nick: He has got to be stopped.
Sara: GREG! QUIT DOING THE SHADOW PUPPETS!
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:guffaw:"Shadow Puppets", can you imagine him actually doing that?

THE LIST

RAY:: "Hey Nick I found blood on this window sill":wtf:

NICK:: "OK buddy, I'm over by the door, I'll be right over there":thumbsup:

RAY:: "This is weird, oh crap I think it's from the hangnail I've got, how embarrassing":cardie:
 
Ray: Hey, Nick. Come look at this. Hodges is doing the tango.
Nick: I knew he likes to dance once in a while.
Ray: Wearing an evening gown?
Nick: You snap some photos?
Ray: Two memory cards full
Nick: Great. Let's get out of here before he sees us. Looks like we got a picture for our Christmas cards this year.

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Ray: Darn. That's disgusting.
Nick: What is it? A rotting corpse?
Ray: Worse.
Nick: Dismembered limbs?
Ray: Much worse.
Nick: What could it be.
Ray: I think I stepped in dog poop. These shoes are ruined.
 
Again Dynamo1 so funny:guffaw:

MARG AND ALEX

MARG:: "Ya know what I'd really like to do right now"?:alienblush:

ALEX:: "UH, besides this"?:confused:

MARG:: 'Yeah, a really fun game, see that orange decanter over on the table. well it's full of CUERVO, and we can do the Mexican Hat Dance"?

ALEX:: "Say what, and why for petes sake"?:eek:

MARG:: "It'll get us really in the mood, so I get that hugh Sombrero out of the coat closet, then we both dance around it, who ever touches the hat, does a shot & oh and there's shot glasses, sale and limes too.. and a some great Salsa music":p

ALEX:: "OK what ever makes you happy I'm up for, is this in the scene"?

MARG:: "Well it is now":rommie:
 
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Marg: If this doesn't help us beat Grey's Lobotomy in the ratings, I don't know what will.

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