The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

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  1. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Laurence: NCIS might be getting better ratings than us these days, but I still think CBS could afford to send us to the REAL Kentucky Derby.

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    Ray: Come on, Hodges. You've had enough. Time to go back to work.
    Hodges: I don't wanna!
    Ray: If you come with me, I'll buy you ice cream
    Hodges: Well... Okay.

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    Ray: Nick, wake up. WAKE UP, Nick.
    Nick: Oooooooh. What happened?
    Ray: You fainted.
    Nick: Oh, yeah. Now I remember. I couldn't believe we are actually on a case in the night time.

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    Ray: Come on, Hodges. Help us with the evidence.
    Sara: Ray, he is...
    Ray: Not now, Sara. I'm tired of his stalling.
    Sara: But, Ray. That's not him. He is over there with the corpse. That's an actual horse's @$$.
     
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    Ray: "Filthy little hobbits... they stole it precious, they stole my precious!"
     
  3. GregNickRyanFan

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    Nate and Ray

    Nate: Hey, Ray. Wanna see my impression of Houdini's great escape?


    Ray

    Ray: I hate when the horses get out. They're not easy to corral.
     
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    Nice share boss...
     
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    IN A DARK DARK HOUSE

    RAY:: "Damn they've found our little love nest":scream:

    GLORIA:: "What"?:confused:

    NICK:: [on the other side] "Hey Ray it's me, let me in, are you OK"?:eek:

    RAY:: "Whew, come on in Nick, are you OK":(

    NICK:: "I'm good what the hell is happening here"?:vulcan:

    RAY:: "I'll tell you when you come on in":cardie:

    GLORIA:: "What"?:shifty:
     
  6. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Ray: Mr. Haskell, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

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    Ray: Count to ten. Count to ten. Always told to count to ten to calm down.
    Gloria: Will that calm you down?
    Ray: No. You're right. I'll count to one thousand.

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    Ray: It's times like these when I knew I should have stayed a teacher.
     
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    Langston: So if I save you from Haskell will you forgive me for causing a crazed serial killer and his equally crazy wife to come and kill your new husband and rape/nearly kill you?

    Gloria: Well, when you put it that way...uhh, no.
     
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    IN A DARK DARK HOUSE

    BILL:: "Hey Larry want to go have a drink when we finish this scene"?:evil:

    LAURENCE:: "If you wipe that ketchup off your face, sure":cool:

    BILL:: "Isn't this funny, people think we're enemies, and were really not, it they only knew":lol:.

    LAURENCE:: "Yeah, it's hilarious, so where do you want to go":shifty:

    TRACEE:: "Hey what about me, am I in on this, I don't want to be a victim anymore, I'm having nightmares":eek:

    LAURENCE:: " Of course you in, and we can talk about those Dodgers":rommie:
     
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  9. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Ray: Awwww. You got a boo-boo. Need a band-aid?

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    Ray: You deserve that for keeping such a messy house.
    Nate: Who do you think you are? Martha Stewart?

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    Gloria: Ray, will you finish him off already?
    Ray: I am not a killer. I am not a killer. I am not....
    Gloria: Where's Chuck Norris when I need him?
     
  10. Desertwind

    Desertwind Head of the Day Shift

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    :guffaw:Dynamo1 your a total trip~

    IN A DARK DARK HOUSE

    SARA:: "Nick do you ever get scared"?:confused:

    NICK:: "Yeah at night when my dog barks":cardie:

    SARA:: "You've got a dog"?:vulcan:

    NICK:: "Yeah remember Hank Grissom's dog, I liked him so much I got myself the same kind":bolian:

    SARA::" OK, bring him over and he can play with Hank, but I meant on creepy scary houses"?:(

    NICK:: "Nah, I'm a strong positive guy, oh wait what's that, crap, now I am scared":wtf:

    SARA:: "It's only Greg pounding on the wall next door":rommie:

    NICK:: "OK then, now I'm fine again, hey Greg what the hell are you doing"?:scream:
     
  11. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Sara: This blood spatter looks like he was stabbed in the neck from...
    Nick: If you connect the droplets, it looks like a horsey.
    Sara: WHAT?
    Nick: A little horsey. And those spots look like a choo choo train.
    Sara: Okay, Nick. It looks like you're ready for some vacation time.

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    Nick: He's doing it again.
    Sara: Again?
    Nick: Yeah. He does it more and more each time.
    Sara: The guy needs a psychiatrist. It's a bad habit.
    Nick: He has got to be stopped.
    Sara: GREG! QUIT DOING THE SHADOW PUPPETS!
     
  12. Desertwind

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    :guffaw:"Shadow Puppets", can you imagine him actually doing that?

    THE LIST

    RAY:: "Hey Nick I found blood on this window sill":wtf:

    NICK:: "OK buddy, I'm over by the door, I'll be right over there":thumbsup:

    RAY:: "This is weird, oh crap I think it's from the hangnail I've got, how embarrassing":cardie:
     
  13. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Ray: Hey, Nick. Come look at this. Hodges is doing the tango.
    Nick: I knew he likes to dance once in a while.
    Ray: Wearing an evening gown?
    Nick: You snap some photos?
    Ray: Two memory cards full
    Nick: Great. Let's get out of here before he sees us. Looks like we got a picture for our Christmas cards this year.

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    Ray: Darn. That's disgusting.
    Nick: What is it? A rotting corpse?
    Ray: Worse.
    Nick: Dismembered limbs?
    Ray: Much worse.
    Nick: What could it be.
    Ray: I think I stepped in dog poop. These shoes are ruined.
     
  14. Desertwind

    Desertwind Head of the Day Shift

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    Again Dynamo1 so funny:guffaw:

    MARG AND ALEX

    MARG:: "Ya know what I'd really like to do right now"?:alienblush:

    ALEX:: "UH, besides this"?:confused:

    MARG:: 'Yeah, a really fun game, see that orange decanter over on the table. well it's full of CUERVO, and we can do the Mexican Hat Dance"?

    ALEX:: "Say what, and why for petes sake"?:eek:

    MARG:: "It'll get us really in the mood, so I get that hugh Sombrero out of the coat closet, then we both dance around it, who ever touches the hat, does a shot & oh and there's shot glasses, sale and limes too.. and a some great Salsa music":p

    ALEX:: "OK what ever makes you happy I'm up for, is this in the scene"?

    MARG:: "Well it is now":rommie:
     
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    Marg: If this doesn't help us beat Grey's Lobotomy in the ratings, I don't know what will.

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    Announcer: Now out on video... CSI Investigator Women Gone Wild. Catherine, Sara, Callie, Natalia, Stella, Lindsay, and more, like you've never seen them before. And if you act now, get a second DVD... CSI Labrat Women Gone Wild.
     

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