The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

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  1. Desertwind

    Desertwind Head of the Day Shift

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    :guffaw:Always so hilarious the Langston one brilliant again:bolian:
     
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    Desertwind Head of the Day Shift

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    THE LOST GIRLS

    STRIPPER:: "Hey big boys, wanna have me do a lap dance":p

    BRASS:: "UH, not right now, we need to talk to you":confused:

    NICK:: "We're on duty, but maybe another time":evil:

    STRIPPER:: "What do you want to know"?:shifty:

    BRASS:: "You need to come off the dance floor and we'll tell you":cardie:

    NICK:: "Yeah, can you do that NOW"?:shifty:

    STRIPPER:: "Sure", no problem":angel:
     
  3. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Brass: Miss, can we have a word with you?
    Stripper: Am I under arrest? Do I need a lawyer?
    Nick: No. We have this guy back at the lab named Hodges who comes on to all the women. We would like you to approach him and see if he drops like a Thanksgiving turkey.

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    Stripper: Am I really a suspect in your case.
    Nick: Naw, it's just sweeps month and want to boost our ratings.

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    Nick: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
    Stripper: That line is older than your friend here.

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    Brass: ...and whatever you say can be held against you.
    Stripper: Nick Stokes!
    Nick: I like the way you think.
     
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    Smokey Nickaholic Moderator

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    And I like the way YOU think!! :lol::lol::lol:
     
  5. Desertwind

    Desertwind Head of the Day Shift

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    Going waaay back to S/1 with Grissom and Warrick~

    EVALUATION DAY

    GRISSOM:: "WEE, isn't this fun"?:eek:

    WARRICK:: "Whoa, wait a minute, I thought we were doing my eval"?:confused:

    GRISSOM:: "This is it buddy, if you can hold up, do you like it"?

    WARRICK:: "This is your thing, not mine, but if I survive, can we go to Disneyland next":shifty:

    GRISSOM:: "Maybe we can, you never know":evil:

    WARRICK:; Geez, what I do for this job":(
     
  6. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Warrick: Hey, Gris. Didn't we have a case where a roller coaster car left a track and crashed into a car?
    Grissom: The chances of that happening are only once in a million.
    Warrick: How long has this been here and how many times a day does it run?
    Grissom: Forget that. Don't worry. Oh, by the way, can you give me your autograph?
    Warrick: HEY! This is an insurance form.

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    Grissom: Didn't Nick come with you tonight?
    Warrick: Yeah. He is riding the merry-go-round. That Texan likes those horses.
    Grissom: Probably too scared to ride the grown-up rides. Was he riding side saddle?

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    Grissom: I just noticed that you look like those cavemen in that insurance commercial.
    Warrick: CSI... So easy even an Ecklie can do it.
     
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    Gary: "I can't believe we get paid big bucks to ride roller coasters."
    Billy: "It's great isn't it!"
     
  8. Desertwind

    Desertwind Head of the Day Shift

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    :rommie:All so funny~

    THE LOST GIRLS

    DR. LANGSTON:: "OK, I'm really tired of this psycho-babble, and I'm going to sic Jim Brass on you, that'll be a real treat for you both":thumbsup:

    DIMETRI:: "Bring him on, can't wait":evil:

    ATTORNEY:: "Be quiet Demetri, let me do the talking":shifty:

    DR. LANGSTON:: "And if that doesn't work, I'll bring in Ecklie"~
     
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    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Ray: Dimitri Sadesky, COME ON DOWN! You're the next contestant to try the Electric Chair of Death.

    ---=== OR ===---

    Ray: Haven't you seen this show before? Don't you know we ALWAYS get the bad guy?
     
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    :guffaw: Electric Chair of Death~

    FAMILY AFFAIR

    NICK:: "Dr. Ray, this is Sara Sidle, returning, we're so happy she's back";)

    SARA:: UH, it's Sara Grissom now Nick, and glad to meet you, I've heard many good things about you, and my husband sends his regards":bolian:

    DR. RAY:: "I've heard great things about you too, it'll be wonderful working with you":cool:

    CATH:: "OK, everyone Ecklie's got a meeting scheduled, in the conference room in 10 minutes":scream:

    SARA:: "Can't wait to see him again":shifty:

    DR. RAY:; "Who's Ecklie"?:confused:

    NICK:: "He's our favorite supervisor":rolleyes:

    CATH:: "Yeah, he's a barrel of fun":lol:

    RAY:: "Cool, can't wait to meet him":cardie:

    NICK:: "We're kidding, he's a jerk-face":angryrazz:
     
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    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Sara: Hello, Dr. Langston.
    Ray: Pleased to meet you. You don't have to call me Dr. Langston. You can call me Ray. You can call me Langston. You call me R.L. You can call me Doc L. You can call me Langy. But you don't have to call me Dr. Langston.

    ---=== OR ===---

    Jorja: Hello, Lawrence. I am VERY glad you joined us.
    Lawrence: Thank you. You enjoy my films?
    Jorja: No, never seen you before. Just hoping you save our ratings.

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    Ray: So you are married to Dr. Gil Grissom?
    Sara: Gil who? You're cute.
     
  12. GregNickRyanFan

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    Sara/Ray: Nice to meet you... even though this scene was actually cut from the final production.
     
  13. Desertwind

    Desertwind Head of the Day Shift

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    A Christmas cartoon, so go crazy with you comments on this one, anything goes, but keep it nice:bolian:

    GANG OF GAGGLES OR GIGGLES

    GRISSOM:: "Hey is that really you Letterman'?:eek:

    LETTERMAN:: "Yes, and you are"?:confused:

    GRISSOM:: UH, the main lead on the #1 show CSI", well I used to be:(

    LETTERMAN:; OK, I think I had you on my show along time ago":rolleyes:

    MARG:: "And I'm here too, who are the rest of these people, I don't recognize any of them" maybe Dynamo1 does":lol:I do know the reindeer, what's all of their names again"
     
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    Charlie Sheen (Two and a Half Men): Hey Jon, it has been over a year since we were on CSI.
    Jon Cryer: And we didn't get any lines to say. George eads got to speak on OUR show.
    Angus T. Jones: The casting people on CSI always re-use actors in other roles.
    Charlie: Maybe we can do a crossover with Miami or New York.
    Angus: Is that Caruso wrapped in the crime scene tape?
    Jon: Nah, too short.

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    Paul Guilfoyle: Why didn't they draw us?
    George Eads: Yeah! Even the reindeer get more publicity.

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    Grissom: I think I can get more bugs for my collection from Letterman's hair piece.
    Catherine: Hey letterman. How about a CSI top ten list.
    Grissom: Or Stupid Labrat Tricks.
     
  15. Desertwind

    Desertwind Head of the Day Shift

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    Amazing Dynamo1:wtf: I can see that it's Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer, but who are the other celebs?
     

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