The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

FAMILY AFFAIR

NICK:: "Hey Sara, where ya' been, I've missed you":eek:

SARA:: "Uhm Nick you know where I've been, are you losing it":rolleyes:

CATH:: "I'm here too, did you guys forget me, again":confused:

DR. RAY:: "I'm new too Sara, oh wait you not new, or just visiting? set me straight":alienblush:

NICK:: "Hey Cath, no one's forgetting you, we're just happy to see Sara again":thumbsup:

SARA:: Well, I see nothing's really changed here, but glad to meet you Ray, catch ya' later":shifty:
 
OOPS, repeats happen, you keep us on our toes:bolian:

BLOODLUST

CATH:: "So, Sara, which wrapping do you like best"?:confused:

SARA:: "What's it for"?:shifty:

CATH:: "Lindsay's B-day, I'm giving her a Barbie";)

SARA:: "Isn't she a bit old for Barbies"?:vulcan:

CATH:: Maybe, but if she doesn't like it, I'll give it to Hodges":lol:

SARA:: "Bet he'll love it, let me know, and I like the one on the left":shifty:
 
Catherine: Do you really want to wrap the corpse's butt?
Sara: Yes. I'm going to send it to Ecklie with a card enclosed.
Catherine: What's the card going to say?
Sara: "Open your present and kiss it."

---=== OR ===---

Sara: When I said that I had the case neatly wrapped up, that is NOT what I meant.

---=== OR ===---

Catherine: Why are you wrapping up the jacket?
Sara: I'm sending it out as a birthday gift for a friend out of state.
Catherine: But isn't this the one Nick gave you last year?
Sara: I re-gift many things. That is how I keep my apartment free of junk.
Catherine: Is that why I never see you wear the blouse I gave you for Christmas?
Sara: Ooops.
 
COUP de GRACE

NICK:: "OK Brass, like this"?:confused:

BRASS:: "Close Nicky, but try it with a gun next time":cardie:

NICK:: "Gosh Jim your the best":thumbsup:

BRASS:: "I do my best":cool:
 
Brass: Nick, don't let Ecklie see you aiming at him. He might take it the wrong way.
Nick: It's just wishful thinking.
Brass: Then he might take it the right way.

---=== OR ===---

Brass: Grasshopper, you're good at throwing that shuriken.

---=== OR ===---

Nick: ...you put your right hand out and you shake it all about...
 
WORKING STIFFS

RAY:: "Ok guys where are we again"?:confused:

CATH:: "At the crime scene":rolleyes:

NICK:: "On the corner of Sahara and 1-15":shifty:

SARA:: "How are we going to get back":confused:

GREG:: "My bike":rommie:

RAY:: "OK, lets go through this again":alienblush:
 
Greg: Okay, everyone... on three. 1, 2, 3: Riverdance!

or

Nick: Okay, everyone... watch me and I teach you how to line dance. *looks at Sara* You're in the spirit, Sara. Everyone follow Sara's lead, hands in pockets. Ready? Go!
 
Greg: Okay, everyone... on three. 1, 2, 3: Riverdance!

or

Nick: Okay, everyone... watch me and I teach you how to line dance. *looks at Sara* You're in the spirit, Sara. Everyone follow Sara's lead, hands in pockets. Ready? Go!

:lol:That's brilliant good thinking:bolian:
 
:guffaw: you fans are so hilarious~

WORKING STIFFS

MORENO:: "OK Sara, I've got it covered, and BTW it's cool working with you":bolian:

SARA:: "Ah, shucks, back at ya', lets get these dirty dogs":klingon:

MORENO:: "We will, not to worry":cool:
 
Man: What is that crawling all over your dinner?
Sara: Grissom is the bug expert. I'll just take a picture and send it to the Health department.
 
Dynamo1:lol:

UNBEARABLE

DOC:: "Why do I have to do an autopsy on a bear, shouldn't ths be done at an animal hosptal":confused:

CATH:: "What are you grumbling about Al, it's evidence":vulcan:

DOC:: "I realize that, but geez, this is way beyond the call of my expertise":rolleyes:

CATH:: "What's wrong with this guy":(

DOC:: "Ah, he's dead"
 
Doc Robbins: I guess Smokey forgot to put out his own campfire.

---=== OR ===---

Catherine: What happened to Yogi?
Doc: Well, it seems that Henry the bear got tired of Yogi calling him BooBoo. He and Ranger Smith poisoned a picnic lunch left out for him, hung him from a tree, and shot him with six arrows.
 
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