The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Greg: "Do I look any different?"
Sara: "No different the you did 5 minutes ago when we walked in here."
Greg: *pause* "...How 'bout now?"
Sara: "No!"
Greg: "...Now?"
Sara: "Stop it!"
 
Greg: I'm Greggo the C-S-I man
I'm Greggo the C-S-I man
I'm good as a 'tective
cause my boss is ineffective
I'm Greggo the C-S-I man. *doink doink*

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Greg: Hey, Sara. I'll arm wrestle you for head of the night shift for when Cath retires.

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Greg: Maybe I had better start carrying the field kit in my right hand once in a while, so that the muscles even out.
 
BONE VOYAGE

HORATIO:: "Hey Ray could I please have my sunglasses back"?:cool:

RAY:: "These aren't yours, their mine":rolleyes:

WALTER:: "Horatio, yours are over there on the ground":eek:

HORATIO:: "What :wtf:I never drop my sunglasses":alienblush:

RAY:: "Could we please focus on the severed arm here"?:(
 
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Horatio: "Hey Ray! Did anyone ever tell you, you look like that Morpheus dude from the Matrix? Minus the trench coat of course!"

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Horatio: "I feel a dramatic moment coming on, can I borrow your sunglasses?"

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Horatio: *to self* "I wonder what the big 'H' stands for on the side of his sunglasses?"
 
Walter: Hey, bro. Didn't I tell you not to make fun of the red-haired dude about his sunglasses habit?
Ray: Yes... *takes off sunglasses* You did... *puts on suglasses* tell me.
Walter: Now cut that out.

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Horatio: Dr. Langstrom, after this case takes you to New York and Las Vegas, what next?
Ray: By then, Anthony Zuicker should have another spin-off premiered.

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Horatio: Ray, the Miami-Dade PD is going up against Tampa PD in a football game this weekend. Would you like to transfer here? With you and Walter, we should definitely win.
 
HAMMER DOWN

RAY:: "You guys get to watch films in your break room? we don't get to in Las Vegas, and "The Simpsons":wtf:

MAC:: Yeah, it takes away from the gruesomeness of the the crimes. and I think "The Simpsons" are funny:lol: do you have any ideas?

RAY:: "Yeah, have you ever heard of "The Matrix":eek:

DANNY:: "Yeah, you look just like that guy":confused:

RAY:: "I get that alot, it's my brother Gray":rommie:

STELLA:: "Ok, then any other suggestions"?:shifty:

LINDSAY:: "This is a funny one Mac", the baby would even like this one":guffaw:
 
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Richard Simmons (off camera): Okay, everybody. Hands on your hips. Twist to the left. Twist to the right. Come on, Ray. Stand up and exercise.

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Adam: So, if we play "Guitar Hero" and insert our voices, we can re-record the theme songs to all three series.

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Ray: Stella and Mac, you are out of here.
Mac: Why is that?
Ray: Your hands are on your hips. I didn't say"Simon says."

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Ray: And this is a picture of the boss man, Conrad Ecklie. He always gave Dr. Grissom a hard time.
Mac: I thought he was kidding the whole time. Now I feel sorry for Gil.
 
WORKING STIFFS

NICK:: "OK Hodges. let us in, this isn't funny":klingon:

DR. LANGSTON:: "Really dude, what's your problem, the perp. is in there with you and he'll do something terrible to you"

NICK:: "Your in for it, when Ecklie finds out what you doing, stop being a weenie":vulcan:

HODGES:: "Nah nah nah nah, he already ran out the back ~ break the door down see if I care, you guys aren't nice to me:wtf:

NICK:: "We will, I swear let us in":scream:

DR. LANGSTON:: "Hodges, come and let us out and I'll give you more hours and a cookie too~

HODGES:: OK, I'm coming, that's a deal, I can't refuse"
 
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Nick: "You know, your miming skills would be so much more convincing if that glass weren't there!"
Ray: ..."Yeah, yeah!
 
Nick: Ray, you should have put the ice cream in the freezer before you lost the key to the breakroom.

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Laurence Fishburne: So that's how the writers come up with their ideas? That's sick!

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Ray: So you say that I can get my fingerprints off this window with powder, a brush, and tape?
Nick: I thought I taught you that last year?
Ray: My memory is starting to go.
 
Dynamo1 :guffaw:

HAMMER DOWN

RAY:: "You want me to carry a gun"?:confused:

MAC:: "YUP, that's the deal, this guy is crazy and wouldn't hestitate to shoot you in a heartbeat":scream:

RAY:: "OK, it's your territory, what ever you say, I'm cool with, however, I'm not to hep with guns, but I'll do it":(

MAC:: "Good, lets go get him":thumbsup:
 
RAY:: You want me to carry a gun?
MAC:: YUP, that's the deal, this guy is crazy and wouldn't hestitate to shoot you in a heartbeat.
RAY: Forget that. I'm gonna hide in the trunk.

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RAY:: You want me to carry a gun?
MAC:: YUP, that's the deal, this guy is crazy and wouldn't hestitate to shoot you in a heartbeat.
RAY: This sounds like a job for Super-H!
MAC: You do know that Horatio doesn't really have super powers. Don't you?
 
LOVERS LANE


TEAM:: "OK where done with the photo snapping, lets get to the bowling game, and who think's who is the best? we'll see now":rommie:

NICK:: I'll do some serious 'ass whooping" so here goes":cool:

SARA:: "Good one Nick, now watch me":thumbsup:

CATH:: "I'm not that good":rolleyes:

GREG:: "I'm really good, no conceit here":alienblush:

DOC:: "Doc, well you youngin's ain't seem nothing yet":shifty:

WENDY:: "I'll just gonna watch for a while":vulcan:

HODGES:: "I'm super fantastic, it only takes two hands":censored:

DR. LANGSTON:: "Hey you guys wait till I get the right shoes size":rommie:

SUPER DAVE:: "Where's my beer"? and when do I get my turn"?:lol:
 
Greg: Hey, boss lady. If we are all here, who is watching the lab?
Catherine: Ecklie.
Nick: OH, NO! What have you done!

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Wendy: What is this, the 17th beer frame?
Sara: So who is the designated driver?
Hodges: Langston. How many CSIs will fit into his VW?
 
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