The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Archie: Got him! Straight beats a full house.
Nick: Warrick will be in a bad mood all night.

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Archie: The voices match. We caught the killer.
Nick: Great work Archie. I'll call Brass to get the warrant.
Cath: I wonder who will play me when some studio will get the movie rights.
 
:guffaw: the card game, so their playing on-line poker?

SUCKERS, S/4

NICK:: "What's the prob. boss"?:confused:

GIRSSOM:: "These damn gloves, are bugging me, I can't get a true picture of what the H this is":(

SARA:: "Can I help with anything"?:cardie:

GRISSOM:: "Yeah, get me a bourdon and soda":censored:

NICK:: "Hey if that's the happening, get me a brewski":)

SARA:: "What do I look like a cocktail waitress"?:vulcan:

GRISSOM:: "Just kidding, help me get these gloves off":scream:
 
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KILL ME IF YOU CAN

RAY:: "Hey who's that over there, Cath, Nick, Greg, Brass, HELLO, hey please, identify who you are, I don't have a gun, come out whoever you are, and this place looks like a museum:wtf:
 
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Announcer: Coming soon to a theater near you... Laurence Fishburne in "Night at the Museum 15."

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Ray: Sorry, Hodges, but paint-by-numbers is NOT considered art.

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Ray: Before you squeeze that tube of paint on my clothes, I should warn you that my past hasn't been deeply explored on this show and I just might get violent.

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Ray: Mr. Ecklie. What are you doing here.
Ecklie: I didn't know YOU were the one who placed this classified ad for a nude model.
 
Ray: Mr. Ecklie. What are you doing here.
Ecklie: I didn't know YOU were the one who placed this classified ad for a nude model.
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lmao...eww. Just the mere thought makes me shudder...lol
 
FELONIOUS MONK..S/2

SARA:: "Geez, Hodges leaving his nasty wad of gum on this treasured idol, wait till Grissom sees this":rolleyes:

GRISSOM:: "Did you call me Sara"?:wtf:

SARA:: "Uh, no just talking to myself again":confused:
 
Sara: I think I'm going to quit being a CSI again. This time I will become an artist.

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Sara: Why can't Grissom have a small chess set like everyone else?

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Sara: Ha ha. The point on my tool is bigger than the point on your head.

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Sara: I hope the writers don't see this statue. They might find a way to make it a cause of death in a future episode. Murder or accident? Hmmm. This might make a great fan-fic.
 
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:guffaw:Dyamno1 really funny ones~

SIN CITY BLUE

GREG:: "Holy toledo, what the frick is this, I hope it isn't what I think it is, hey Cath, Doc, Ray anybody, wait till you see what I found up this chicks nose":wtf:
 
Greg: I like what Milton Bradley did on this new improved version of the Operation game.

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Greg: I hate it when a corpse has food stuck between teeth. Ever hear of dental floss, lady?
 
GRISSOM AND LANGSTON showing him the lab~

GRISSOM:: "OK, see over there, that's my little fetal pig":eek:

LANGSTON:: "OK, why, do you have a dead pig in a jar"?:confused:

GRISSOM:: "For fun":lol:

LANGSTON:: [Laughing, but thinking, Is this guy playing with a full deck] "So, do I have to keep it there"?:vulcan:

GRISSOM:: NO, I"m giving it to Cath as a parting gift":rommie:

LANGSTON::" Bet she's thrilled about that"?:shifty:

GRISSOM:: '"Ok, lets go to see the rest of the lab, and the team":cool:

LANGSTON:: "Sure thing, can't wait":rolleyes:
 
Grissom:: "and over there, that's my little spider pig"
Ray:: "What is a spider pig?"
Grissom (singing): Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does.

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Grissom: So, these two day shift CSI supervisors walk into a bar...
Ray: Oh stop, stop. Catherine told me that one. Very funny.

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Petersen: Don't you like it? CSI is now filmed in front of a live audience.
Fishburne: I don't mind that. But do we have to use the Applause sign? It changes the mood.
Petersen: Wait till next week. The laugh track will be added.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Grissom:: "and over there, that's my little spider pig"
Ray:: "What is a spider pig?"
Grissom (singing): Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does.

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Grissom: So, these two day shift CSI supervisors walk into a bar...
Ray: Oh stop, stop. Catherine told me that one. Very funny.

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Petersen: Don't you like it? CSI is now filmed in front of a live audience.
Fishburne: I don't mind that. But do we have to use the Applause sign? It changes the mood.
Petersen: Wait till next week. The laugh track will be added.
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:guffaw: great ones as always~
 
LAST LAUGH S/3

SARA:: "I'm ready for my motorcycle ride, when I get out of this stupid bathtub. I like to be prepared";)

GREG:: "Hey Sara, can I hitch a ride with you"?:cardie:

SARA:: "Sure, Greggie, got your helmet and gloves":shifty:

BRASS:: So, where does that leave me you two"?:confused:
 
Grissom (off-camera): Sara, if you start making noises like that old Motorcycle Frog ringtone, I'm going to leave you.

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Sara (singing): Get your motor runnin'... Head out on the highway... Lookin' for adventure...
Nick: Why couldn't I have been teamed up with Hodges?

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Greg: Couldn't you wear a shower cap like everone else?

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Jorja: These annoying product placements are getting out of hand. I'm leaving this show.
Marg: Again?
 
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