The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Count Dynacula said:
Doc Robbins: I guess Smokey forgot to put out his own campfire.

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Catherine: What happened to Yogi?
Doc: Well, it seems that Henry the bear got tired of Yogi calling him BooBoo. He and Ranger Smith poisoned a picnic lunch left out for him, hung him from a tree, and shot him with six arrows.
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:guffaw: the Smokey one good thinking~

WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRISSOM

GRISSOM:: "UH, is this all the adult material you have, and do you keep records"?:confused:

CLERK:: "Are you the police?:shifty:

GRISSOM:: Nope, I'm with the crime lab, do you carry blow-up dolls"?:alienblush:

CLERK:: "Yes we do, you don't look like the type":cardie:

GRISSOM:: "It's not for me, I'm working on a case":vulcan:

CLERK:: "Yeah, OK, that's what they all say":rolleyes:
 
4X4

HODGES:: "Geez now I have to do the plumbing too":scream:

CATH:: [background] "What's wrong Hodges"?:confused:

HODGES:: "I said, did you fnd any blood over where you are"?:cardie:

CATH:: "Not yet, but some other weird stuff":borg:

NICK:: "What's Hodges doing over there under the sink"? :shifty:

CATH:: "Gawd only knows, ask him":vulcan:
 
Nick: Do you know how to get fingerprints off that?
Hodges: My phone has an app for it.
Nick: It does? How about using luminol to find blood?
Hodges: My phone has an app for that.
Nick: Can it find me a date for the lab Halloween party?
Hodges: It's a phone, Nick. Call someone.
 
BLOODSPORT

RAY: "So these are all my trophies form my college days", are you impressed"?;)

CATH: "I am indeed, why are they here in someone elses house"?:confused:

RAY:: "I asked if it was OK, the feature them here, because this guy had a trophy case":cool:

CATH:: "Ok, if you say so, sounds a bit strange Ray, if I do say so myself":cardie:

RAY:: "You don't have to always be so suspicious, Catherine":shifty:

CATH:: "Yeah I do, lets move on and look through the rest of the house":alienblush:
 
Marg: I've been on this show for over NINE years, and YOU are making room for an Emmy and a Golden Globe?

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Marg: Where did you get the one that says "Best CSI"? I never got one?
Laurence: Oh, that. My kids gave that to me for Father's Day.

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Marg: What's that tall trophy for? It looks like a strange pose.
Laurence: That one is from "Dancing With The Stars".

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Marg: You have won two Emmys, two Image Awards, an MTV Award, a Black Movie Award, a Cable Ace Award, and several others. What's next for you?
Laurence: A Grammy! *sings* Who are you... Who who... Who who...

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Catherine: I'm surprised Hodges has all these trophies. Do you think that is why he invited us here for dinner? To show them off?
Ray: Probably stole them from crime scenes since the corpses don't need them any more. I'm surprised that cheapskate invited us to dinner.
 
Great ones Dyamno1:bolian:

BLOODSPORT


GREG:: "Hey Sara wanna go skinny-dipping":evil:

SARA:: "What, we're working on a case":rolleyes:

GREG:: "But shucks it's hot, and just a quick dip and then we'll get back to work":cardie:

SARA:: "Well OK, you know I'm a married woman now so, don't try any of your shenanigans":shifty:

GREG:: "I know, so... last one in is a lab-rat":rommie:
 
Sara: Dueling luminol bottles at 10 paces? Do you really want to go through with this?
Greg: Go ahead. Make my day.

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Sara: Just take the picture. I want to email it to Gil.
Greg: You've got some food stuck between your teeth.

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Sara: So I was thinking... If we bury Ecklie out here, no one will ever find the body.
Greg: We found the other corpse. That's why we are out here.
Sara: Oh, right.
 
Greg: "Okay, who turned on the Bangles', Walk Like an Egyptian? You know how Sara gets when she hears the song."
 
Sara: Hey Greg, I bet you that I can throw a rock into the lake further than you can.
Greg: What is the price?
Sara: The loser has to buy breakfast for the whole team after shift.
Greg: You're on!
 
KING BABY

WARRICK:: "WOW, that's one huge bottle, To bad it doesn't have Vodka in it":p

GRISSOM:: "Well, to each one's own" This is a bizarre scene, I'll have to admit":confused:

WARRICK:: "Beyond bizarre, who lives here, and who's room is this"?:shifty:

GRISSOM:: "Soon we'll know, be patient Warrick":cool:
 
Warrick: I'm guessing he didn't remember to lock this room when he invited us over for dinner.
Grissom: Right. You know how forgetful Ecklie can be.
Warrick: But it does explain a lot about him.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Warrick: I'm guessing he didn't remember to lock this room when he invited us over for dinner.
Grissom: Right. You know how forgetful Ecklie can be.
Warrick: But it does explain a lot about him.
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:guffaw:Brilliant, you always have the best lines:thumbsup: Poor Ecklie, he never gets a break~
 
FAMILY AFFAIR

NICK:: "Sara, Sara, pay attention, what are you looking at"?
:vulcan:

SARA:: "UH sorry Nick I could swear I saw Grissom over there":eek:

NICK:: "Focus, he's in Paris, and you need to help us, that's why your back":confused:

SARA:: "OK Nick calm down and be nice, I am concentrating, do you mind if I ever have my own thoughts"?:alienblush:

NICK:: I'm sorry, I just get frustrated on this kind of stuff":mad:
 
Nick: Sara, what are you drinking?
Sara: A caramel mocha valencia macchiato frapuccino.
Nick: Oh, I thought you might be drinking coffee.

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Nick: I will never figure this out.
Sara: Now what's your problem.
Nick: We are the night shift. What are we doing here in daylight?
Sara: Well, sometimes we have to work days during a major case.
Nick: Yes, I know. But this is just a cat up a tree.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Nick: Sara, what are you drinking?
Sara: A caramel mocha valencia macchiato frapuccino.
Nick: Oh, I thought you might be drinking coffee.

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Nick: I will never figure this out.
Sara: Now what's your problem.
Nick: We are the night shift. What are we doing here in daylight?
Sara: Well, sometimes we have to work days during a major case.
Nick: Yes, I know. But this is just a cat up a tree.
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:lol:My comedic hero, your sense of humor always brightens up my day.. thank's again:bolian:

4X4

GREG:: "Hey Sara, check out my muscles, are you listening and looking":confused:

SARA:: "What Greg, I'm doing some research, and what did you say"?:vulcan:

GREG:: "Never mind [she never listens to me], So anyway I've got those DNA results you wanted":alienblush:

SARA:: "Great, be right over there";)
 
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