The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

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SARA:: "This is just too bizarre, I wonder what Grissom would say"

RAY:: "Grissom, how about what I'd say"?

SARA:: "OK Dr. Ray, what would you say"?

RAY:: "When I was working at the hospital one guy thought he was a dog, and we had to lock him in a a padded room, because he kept biting everybody, so this is off-the-wall but vaguely familar:scream:

SARA:: "Ya' know, I wouldn't even wear this outfit to a Halloween party, why does this girl think she's a cat"?:wtf:

RAY:: "Hopefully we'll find out what is going on here"

SARA:: "MEOW":censored:

RAY:: "Cute Sara":rommie:

 

Sara: So, Ray, tell me what you think about her.
Ray: Well, I... er... uh...I...
Sara: Cat got your tongue?

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Ray: Stay back, miss.
Cat: The name is Kitty. Did you bring me some cat food?
Ray: No, we were not expecting all this.
Cat: Then it looks like I will have to claw you.
Ray: Then I will have to shoot you, and I would rather not have to.
Cat: Doesn't matter. I have nine lives.
Ray: Doesn't matter. I have twelve bullets.

 

:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: Dynamo1~

LAURENCE AND HORSE

LAURENCE:: "With the price of gas, I'm now riding "horsey boy" to work, with Zuiker's approval":thumbsup:

LAURENCE:: "He even has his own stall and oates and water, Zuiker is picking up the tab. And I've found some cool side roads to take on the way home, so it's all good and fun

 

Announcer: Next week on Glee, guest Laurence Fishburne salutes the group America.
Laurence: ♫ I've been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain... ♫

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Announcer: Out of the dessert, a fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of sand, and a hearty "Hi-Yo Morpheus"... The Lone CSI!

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Brass (off camera): Hey, Ray. You forgot something.
Ray: The Luminol? Crime scene tape? Swabs?
Brass (points down): Nope. The pooper scooper.

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Ray: Hey, Ponch. Hey, John. Eat your heart out. Never runs out of gas.

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Ray: Sara, how about joining me on a duet of "Happy Trails to you"?

 

All hysterical Dyamno1:guffaw:

NICK AND GREG

NICK:: 'What are you doing dude, writing on the window again and what's up with you hair"

GREG:: "I'm doing some DNA profiling, and what's it to ya', I grew my hair out again":vulcan:

NICK:: "Well man I'm just saying has Ecklie seen it":shifty:

GREG:: "What do I care if he sees it, bald-bat":rommie:

NICK:: "OK.. wait here he comes now, want your CSI hat"?

GREG:: "Yeah, I can't deal with him right now, and Nick could you buy me a blackboard" :alienblush:

 

Nick: A-ha! Greg, caught you writing on the window again.
Greg: I'm sorry Nick.
Nick: For punishment, I want you to write "I will NOT write on windows" one hundred times.
Greg: Who do you think I am? Bart Simpson?

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Nick: Wait a minute. I recognize that hand writing. YOU'RE the one who wrote "For a good time, call Nick at..." and then put my cell phone number on the restroom stall.

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Nick: Bad hair day? Lost your comb?
Greg: No, trying out my Vegas show girl hat to see if it still fits.

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Greg: I can determine if DNA came from a mouse, cat, or human. I can figure out the value of pi to 300 decimal places without a computer. I can predict at least 25 flaws in Hodges next game even before I see it. But I'm stuck on this one problem.
Nick: What would that be?
Greg: The Colonel's secret spices in his original crispy chicken.

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Nick: Greg, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Greg: I think so, Nick. Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? Narf!
Nick: No, Greg. I'm pondering how to take over the lab from Ecklie.

 

You fans are all so funny and creative:thumbsup:

HAVING FUN BEHIND THE SCENES

JORJA:: "I swear Larry, your a real blast, a laugh a minute":lol:

MELINDA:: "I second that, I had no idea you were so much fun"

LAURENCE:: "Hey I'm not that serious guy I portray on the show, it's all about fun and games, this is the real me":rommie:

MELINDA:: "WOW, I wished we'd had you on the prior episodes I was in":evil:

RAY:: "Well ya' got me now"

JORJA:: "Yes we do, now show us again what you going to do":cardie:

LAURENCE:: "OK, I'm going to spurt the water in my mouth over to the far flower arrangement, then hit the candles, and then this flowers near me, ready..set, here I go":wtf:

 

Melinda: Keep going. I think he is almost there.
Jorja: Hodges and Ecklie walk into a bar...
Melinda: Yeeeaaahhh. There he goes. All that iced tea, spurting out his nose.
Jorja: That's one for the blooper reel for the next DVD set.

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Laurence: I tell you, this guy must be crazy. Someone will post a picture on a message board from one of our episodes, and this nut will add a dialog that's funnier than any of our writers can do.
Jorja: Sounds like a good sense of humor. I wonder if he's cute...
Melinda: ...and single.
Jorja: Ahhh. Too much to hope for. What's his name?
Laurence: Dynamo1.
Jorja: NOOO! I have a restraining order out on him.
Melinda: Me, too.

 

:lol:Too funny:bolian:

NICK..REED..RAY

NICK:: "WHOA, that's a big dog, what kind is it, he's growling at us":scream:

REED:: "I think it's a huge pit-bull, and he is vicious, but we've got our guns, hey Ray call animal control":cardie:

RAY:: "OK, He is one big hound, and why are we here again, oh that's right to interview the guy who we think been poisoning the water"

NICK:: "Hey is anybody home HELLO"

 

Reed: You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about, you do...
Nick: What are you doing?
Reed: The Hokey Pokey. That's how they trained us at the academy to sneak up on a suspect.
Ray: Just WHO was the instructor who taught you that?
Reed: A wonderful teacher by the name of David Hodges.
Nick: I should have known.

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Reed: Be wewwy wewwy qwiet. I am going after that scwewwy wabbit.
Ray: And don't forget his partner Daffy.
Nick: What's next? The woad wunner?... What am I saying?

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Reed: Don't worry, Nick. We'll get that dry cleaner who wrinkled those pants.
Ray: And then we will go after the barber who gave you that awful haircut.
Nick: Don't forget the manicurist. This fingernail color is so bad, I have to wear these gloves.

 

:guffaw:Those are all hysterical Dynamo1 thank's again:lol:

CATH AND BRASS

BRASS:: "OK here we are at the mall, and you really think Haskell will turn up here"?

CATH:: "We got a call and they said he was here, so it's just a matter of time, we've got all the exits covered":shifty:

BRASS:: "And the picture your holding, what is that?:cardie:

CATH:: "It's a drawing I made of hm, do you like it"?:evil:

BRASS:: "UH, sure thing Cath"

 

Catherine: What is that you're holding.
Brass: I went online to Mapquest to print directions to the donut shop in this mall. I could never figure out the "You Are Here" signs.

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Catherine: WOW! That is a huge fingerprint. Who does it belong to?
Brass: Bighand. He's the cousin of Bigfoot.

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Brass: This BOLO came in over the fax this morning. He is wanted in several states by many agencies, and may have been seen here.
Catherine: Oh. What is he wanted for? Murder? Arson? Kidnapping? Bombing?
Brass: No. He steals coins out of mall fountains.
Catherine: I'm going home. It's past my bedtime.

 

Bighand, the cousin of Bigfoot,:guffaw: that's brilliant. so hysterical and all the rest of you just creative funny brains:rommie:


SOFIA


SOFIA:: "I'm back and I have to do what":wtf:

TEAM:: "Help us out on this Haskell fiasco"

SOFIA:: "Well, what a great welcome back"

BRASS:: "Where ya been. we've missed you"?:shifty:

SOFIA:: "Here and there and pretty much everywhere, so what's the plan":cardie:

NICK:: "Yeah Sofia welcome back, here's the deal and BTW, have you met Ray, he's deeply into this case"?

SOFIA:: "NO I haven't, who"?:hugegrin:

RAY:: "Me, glad to meet you"

SOFIA:: "Likewise, this should be interesting, so what's up Ray, how are you involved in this?:vulcan:

RAY:: "UH, how much time do you have"?