The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Hey AFIS welcome back, where ya' been, you've been missed, I always enjoy your comments;) and those were hysterical:lol:mostly it's me and Dynamo1 for the most part, so come on here more. Really funny:guffaw:Also wating4summer has some great dialogue too, so it's a fun thread to make up your own dialogue!
 
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Brass: Hold it right there, sir. Turn around and go back the way you came.
Man (off camera): But...
Nick: No "but"s, man. Turn around and leave the state.
Man: Do you know who I am?
Greg: Yes, Mr. Wolf. We know you produced Law & Order and its spinoffs.
Brass: Yeah, and you won't make a Law & Order: Las Vegas if we have anything to say about it.

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Greg: Now you gone and done it, Bieber. You're gone for good.
Nick: Yeah! You deserve the death penalty for this.
Brass: I witnessed it with my own eyes.
Greg: Me, too. Your bicycle kicked up a rock that put a ding in Nick's hood.
Officer 1: What's a Bieber?
Officer 2: I don't know but it looks like a girl.

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Guilfoyle: Hold it right there, sir. Turn around and go back the way you came.
Petersen (off camera): Paul, it's me. Bill.
Guilfoyle: I know who you are, but Fishburne is the big draw on the show now, and there ain't room for the both of you.
Petersen: But wouldn't I bring bigger ratings as a guest?
Eads: Yeah, but if CBS pays you, we can't afford to get a soft-serve ice cream machine in the commisary.
 
Thanks, DesertWind. :)



Marg <off camera>: Come on you guys, give me a break.

George: No way, Marg. You're not leaving the show. Turn around and get back in your trailer.

or

Greg: Is that what I think it is?

Brass: No way, it couldn't be!

Nick: Yep, it sure is. Here comes another one of David's walking dead. He's cut into more alive people than dead this year. I think Ecklie better have the equipment recalibrated.
 
OK all you fans with your comedic minds.. next one:bolian:

TURN ON, TUNE IN, DROP DEAD

DR. AIDEN:: "Why are you here, do you think I'm some kind of old hippie"?:confused:

SARA:: "Actually sir, yes we do, what are all those herbs you've got in the jars"?:cardie:

RAY:: "And we do have a search warrant, so what are they, and what are you doing with them"?:shifty:

DR AIDEN:: "It's all the governments fault, I'm just living out her minding my own business, you two wanna smoke a joint"? I mean do you want to come in for a cup of Java"?:devil:

SARA:: "OOPS, we heard what you said the 1st time, so Ray are you up to this"?:)

SARA:: "Sure anything you can do, I can do more of, and better":vulcan:

DR. AIDEN:: "OK then don't mind the mess":rommie:
 
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Dr Aiden: Hi, man.
Ray: Yes,sir. I can see that you are indeed "high."

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Dr. Aiden: Can you read my palm? What does my life line tell you.
Sara: It's telling me that you will be spending the next few years as a guest of the state.

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Dr. Aiden: Would you two like some of my home-made cactus juice? Just squeezed it this morning.
Ray: No, thanks. Doesn't sound too good,
Dr. Aiden: Nonsense. I even gave my recipe to Jack LaLanne. He will live to a thousand drinking it.
Sara: Mr. LaLanne passed away recently.
Dr. Aiden: He probably forgot to remove the cactus needles.
 
BLOODSPORT

GREG:: "So wanna take a dip Sara"?;).

SARA:: "Like I've got no bathing suit, so you mean skinny dip"?:confused:

GREG:: "Ya' got it, it'll be fun and this time I'll look, like you did before when we were taking the shower":evil:

SARA:: "Geez, I don't hardly remember that, move on Greg, talk about past memories":cardie:

GREG:: "Damn foiled again":alienblush:

SARA:: "Come on Greg you joking right":wtf:

GREG:: "Yeah I guess":(
 
Sara: The tire tracks run right up to the edge without any skidding from using the brakes.
Greg: Maybe he wanted to get his car washed.

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Greg: Skipping stones? Who do you think you are? Opie Taylor?
Sara: Yeah, Paw. Let's get Barney and Gomer and go get us some milk shakes.

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Sara: No, the water is too shallow. Hodges would swim back out of here if we pushed him in. Let's drop him from Hoover Dam.
 
Greg: I tell you, Sara, I saw it. It was right there!

Sara: Get a grip on reality, Greg. This is not Scotland and that is not the Loch Ness. There is no monster in that water.

Greg: But.....

Sara: Now if you had told me you had seen the Nevada Nibbler in there I might have believed you.

or

Greg: I dare you. I double dare you.

Sara: No way, Greggo.

Greg: Bawc-bawc-bawc-bawc.

Sara: That isn't going to work either.

Greg: Fine. I'll do it, but I'm not ruining my clothes getting that evidence. <slipping out of his shoes and pants>

Sara: This is going to be good. Let me get out my camera phone.

Greg: If you post this on youtube, I will tell Grissom about that hidden camera in his office.

Sara <putting away her phone>: Spoilsport.
 
Dynamo1 and waiting4summer hysterical, so funny:guffaw:

SARA AND LADY HEATHER

LH:: "Sara, what are you doing here"?:confused:

SARA:: "UH, what are you doing here, and don't get any ideas":cardie:

LH:: "Whatever do you mean, I hear you and Gil got married, so where is he"?:shifty:

SARA:: "None of your damn business, I couldn't believe you were really here back in Vegas, WHY??:scream:

LH:: "I just needed a little nip and tuck before I go in front of the camera":cardie:

SARA:: "Whatever":rolleyes:

LH:: "Why Sara, can't we be friends"?:(

SARA:: "Yeah when Gil loses interest in bugs or me":devil:
 
Sara: Gil is coming to visit. May I borrow a couple of your outfits?

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Heather: He's doing it again. Going through my things. Sniffing them.
Sara: Oh, good grief. Not again. I'll keep Gris' dog away from here.
Heather: Not the dog. It was Hodges.

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Sara: So, is it thru? Hodges wants to create a game featuring you?
Heather: Yes. And he says we will split the profits 70/30. 70% for him and 30% for me.
Sara: Narturally. That sounds like him. You realize you wouldn't be able to display it at toy shops because of the subject matter.
Heather: Yes, and it couldn't be discussed on a certain message board because of members like that Dynamo1.
Srar: Good point.
 
:guffaw:again Dyamno1 great lines~

HOUSE OF HOARDERS

SARA:: "Cool lingerie Nick, can I take a closer look"?:devil:

NICK:: "Sure Sara, when I get done looking at it":p

GREG:: "Hello, I'm here too, and I want to take a peekie boo too":rommie:

SARA:: "On 2nd thought it's used, EWWW, forget it":rolleyes:

NICK:: "Plus we need it for evidence, hey Greg, hand me a baggie":cardie:

GREG:: "Yeah sure Nick I am your servant":vulcan:
 
HOUSE OF HOARDERS

SOCIAL WORKER:: "We are going to do a complete inspection of all the CSI's homes, so who wants to go first"?:cardie:

NICK:: "Can you give us a couple of days to clean up first":confused:

RAY:: "Excatly, when is this happening"?:alienblush:

SOCIAL WORKER:: "Starting tomorrow":vulcan:

NICK:: "OK, hey Ray wanna help me clean mine, and then I'll help you clean yours"?:alienblush:

SOCIAL WORKER:: "We need to have one of our peeps come over to watch, just in case":shifty:

NICK:: "In case of what, and what are you looking for, is this part of the investigation"?:confused:

RAY:: "They just want to see if there's any reason or suspicion of possible stolen property":eek:

SOCIAL WORKER:: "That's it, no problem you know how you have to follow through well we do too":bolian:

NICK:: "OK, no problem", thinking [geez louise]:rolleyes:
 
Woman director: So, in this next scene, you two hug...
George: Whoa, lady! You got this all wrong.
Laurence: That's right. You do know this is CSI. Right?
Woman director: Oh. Someone named Jorja told me this was Grey's Lobotomy.
George: Ooooh. I'm gonna get her.

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CBS executive: And finally, because of the budget cutbacks, instead of these expensive jackets, you are going to wear swim trunks.
George: Oh, well. It couldn't hurt our ratings.
CBS executive: I'm sure of that. *drool*
 
You are a riot Dynamo1 that's for sure:guffaw:

NICK AND GREG

GREG:: "WHOA, look at all these beautiful showgirls, I get so tired of looking at all you dudes, and the 2 gals who are taken this is heaven":p

NICK:: "I'm hep, look at that one over there":wtf:

GREG:: "Look at that one over there":adore:

NICK:: "And we get to talk to all of them this is heaven":luvlove:

GREG:: "OK I'll start with the blonde":drool:
 
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