The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Catherine: Uh oh, Lou. Let's get out of here.
Vartann: What's in the box?
Catherine: You don't want to know. Let's go, NOW!
Vartann: It can't be that bad. Clues for a case? Reference book? A new shirt?
Catherine: Worse. It's his latest game.
Vartann: RUN!

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Vartann: You're smiling. You're up to something.
Hodges: No, I'm not.
Catherine: Yes, you are. What is it?
Hodges: Well, Flo offered me better insurance than that gekko.
Vartann: I should have known.

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Hodges: I know what you two have been doing.
Vartann: Keep your dirty mind to yourself.
Hodges: Okay. But you might want to wipe her lipstick from your cheek.
 
:lol:All great fans:bolian:

A KISS BEFORE FRYING


HODGES:: "Here's a sponge I brought from home":cardie:

RAY:: "UH, did you get ths from your moms kitchen":confused:

CATH:: "Sheez, did you Hodges, we do have a budget for a new sponge":rolleyes:

HODGES:: "Does it really matter"?:alienblush:

RAY:: "NO not it doesn't, we can use it, but your a hard dude to figure out":eek:

CATH:: "Tell me about it":shifty:
 
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Ray: That's a really big eraser!

or

Ray: Pink really isn't my color, David.

or

Ray: Yeah, it's mine.

Catherine: I didn't figure you for a pink Game Boy, Ray.

Ray: Well, I didn't buy it. A student left it after one of my lectures, and I guess I kinda got hooked.

Catherine: Didn't you try to return it?

Ray <looking sheepish>

Hodges: Have you tried the new CSI game, Dr. Langston? It's really great!
 
Ray: Let me see if I get this straight. You are developing a game called Spongecath Squaredress?

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Ray: I'm sorry I spilled two drops of coffee on your desk. But couldn't you have wiped it up yourself in the time it took you to track me down?

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Laurence: It's quite simple. I want you to analyze the spots on this sponge I got from the CBS commissary and make sure it is spaghetti sauce and not some fake blood we used in a scene from two episodes ago.
Wallace: You are confusing me with my character. I really don't do these experiments.
Laurence: There is ten bucks in it for you.
Wallace: I'll call you when it's done.
Marg: Do you really think they use the fake blood in the food?
Laurence: No. I just want to find out what spices they put in it. It tastes great.
 
All a riot:bolian:This may have been posted earlier, but it was the repeat last night, so I'm sure fans came come up wth new and different dialogue~

SQWEEGEL

NICK:: "Wow, I'm stunned at this mansion, I've never seen anything like this before":wtf:

CATH:: "I'm hip, I don't even want to go back to my little "shack", after seeing this":confused:

GREG:: "Are you kidding me, I'm embarassed by my tiny little shamble of an apt. this is incredible":cardie:

RAY:: "Uh, so are we going in there, or not? I kinda of like my spot, it's cool huh Nick, oh wait we haven't done that ep. yet OOPS?:cool:

NICK:: "That's OK Ray, we all get confused from time to time, we all need more sleep, but am looking forward to seeing where you live":rommie:
 
A KISS BEFORE FRYING

CATH:: "Does Hodges know his head's going to be on fire"?:wtf:

RAY:: "OH, not to worry, I'll stop the procedure before we go that far..maybe":evil:

CATH:: "OK, make sure he knows that, he'll go for anything to be the star player in an experiment":rolleyes:

HODGES:: "I can hear you guys, what's really going on here"?:confused:

RAY:: "UH, it's ok Hodges everything is copacetic":thumbsup:

HODGES:: "What does that mean":vulcan:

RAY:: "Everything is fine Hodges.. here we go":cardie:

HODGES:: "Let me out of here..now"~
 
Desertwind said:
A KISS BEFORE FRYING

CATH:: "Does Hodges know his head's going to be on fire"?:wtf:

RAY:: "OH, not to worry, I'll stop the procedure before we go that far..maybe":evil:

CATH:: "OK, make sure he knows that, he'll go for anything to be the star player in an experiment":rolleyes:

HODGES:: "I can hear you guys, what's really going on here"?:confused:

RAY:: "UH, it's ok Hodges everything is copacetic":thumbsup:

HODGES:: "What does that mean":vulcan:

RAY:: "Everything is fine Hodges.. here we go":cardie:

HODGES:: "Let me out of here..now"~
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<Just continuing on with Desertwind's dialogue>

Ray <flipping the switch and laughing eerily>: It's alive!

Catherine <shrugging her shoulders and sniffing her sleeve>: Or not. Hey Ray, what takes the stink of burnt flesh out of clothes? <shaking her head> I really didn't think you'd do it. Now I have to start interviewing for a new lab tech.
 
Ray: Where did Greg say he got the brain to put into Hodges?
Catherine: From someone named Abby. Abby Normal.
Ray: Keep it in. Anything's better than what he started with.

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Ray: Forget those unreliable polygraph machines. I like this better.
Catherine: Okay, Hodges. Let's begin. Did you steal my lunch?
Hodges: No. Of course not.
Catherine: Ray, give him half an amp.
*Zzzzzzzzap!*
Hodges: Stop it. This is cruel.
Catherine: Who took my Pop Tarts?
Hodges: I don't know.
Catherine: Ray, one amp.
*Zzzzzzzzap!*
Hodges: I give up. The Pop Tarts are in my pocket and are now fried.
 
Abby Normal from "Young Frankenstein":lol: good connection Dynamo1~

A KISS BEFORE FRYING

CATH:: "Ah, thank's for the banana Ray":p

RAY:: "Your welcome Cath, everyone needs their daily dose of potassium";)

CATH:: "I always thought it "was an apple a day":confused:

RAY:: "Well, when I was working as a doctor, I found that they both worked":vulcan:

CATH:: "Yeah OK Ray, again thank's now lets get back to the experiment":shifty:
 
Catherine: What's with the banana. Didn't I tell you to stop feeding the Hodges?
Ray: No, that's not it. I'm going to light it up with these electrodes. I want to see if it saves more energy than florescents, LEDs, and Grissom's lit pickle.

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Ray: I know this is Las Vegas, where Elvis used to perform, but is it really a crime if I don't eat one banana and peanut butter sandwich a week?

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Ray: Ah ha! Got you, Catherine. Your hands are on your hips and I didn't say "Ecklie says."
 
Dynamo1 said:
Catherine: What's with the banana. Didn't I tell you to stop feeding the Hodges?
Ray: No, that's not it. I'm going to light it up with these electrodes. I want to see if it saves more energy than florescents, LEDs, and Grissom's lit pickle.

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Ray: I know this is Las Vegas, where Elvis used to perform, but is it really a crime if I don't eat one banana and peanut butter sandwich a week?

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Ray: Ah ha! Got you, Catherine. Your hands are on your hips and I didn't say "Ecklie says."
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:guffaw:So hilarious the Elvis one:bolian:

SHOCK WAVES

CATH:: "NO Nicky, I don't want to dance, your all dazed and confused":(

NICK:: "I swear Cath I'm good, what town is this, where am I, hit me again dealer":confused:

CATH:: "Medics over here pronto":vulcan:

NICK:: "Say what, I hear ringing answer the phone":rommie:

CATH:: "Crap, hurry up you guys, this is serious":censored:

NICK:: "WHAT":cardie:
 
Catherine: Nick, you wrecked my new car? How could you? I haven't even bought insurance yet.
Nick: There's some good news. I saved your fuzzy dice.

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Catherine: What happened. Are you okay?
Nick: Car... go... BOOOOOOM!
Officer (near crime scene tape): Should I get the paramedics?
Catherine: No, thanks. He is used to it. Something like this happens to him at least once a season.

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Marg: George, I keep telling you that you are NOT Evel Kneivel. You only played him in a movie. Stop the crazy stunts.
 
THE TWO MRS. GRISSOM'S

SARA:: "Uh, Mrs. Grissom are you giving me the bird"?:confused:

MRS. G:: "WHAT, Do you sign":)

SARA:: "Do I sing, sometime in the shower"

JULIA:: "NO, she said "sign" not sing":wtf:

SARA:: "Sorry, I'm not so good at this, hey interpreter, could you help me out here"?:shifty:

MRS. G.:: "WHAT":wtf:

JULIA:: "I knew your husband back in the day":evil:

SARA::"OK I do get that, so we'll talk later [get me the H out of here]:vulcan:
 
Interpreter: OKay Ms. Sidle, are you sure you want to do this?

Sara: I'm sure, just get out of my way.

Interpreter: But there are two of them, surely you want to take them on one at a time?

Sara: Naw, there may be two of them but they aren't very big. I think I've got this one in the bag.

Interpreter <turning towards the other two women>: Okay we are going to follow the Marquis of Queensberry rules so all three of you need to take off your high heels and remember to fight fair. <watching as Mrs. G and Julia take off their shoes> Miss Sidle, why aren't you removing your shoes?

Sara <towering over the other two women with a snarl>: I ain't wearing heels. Game on!
 
Sara: Am I reading that right? "Steelers are Number 1"?
Interpreter: That's correct. That's what she is signing.
Sara: Okay, lady. I'm a Packers fan and this is Vegas. Put your money where your hands are.

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Mrs. Grissom: You're telling me that my son won't come back without a 15% raise from ole' baldy?
Sara: That's correct.
Mrs. Grissom: He is as greedy as that big-shot actor Billy Peterman, or whatever his name is.
 
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