The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Those are all so hilarious you guys:rommie:

RAY..NICK..HODGES

HODGES:: "Hey Nick I was just talking to Conrad, you wanna know what he said"?:borg:

NICK:: "Not really Hodges, that's your business, and BTW, have you got those lab results, on whether that critter was a possum or a beaver"?:confused:

RAY:: "I'll listen Hodges if you want to tell me":vulcan:

NICK:: "Don't encourage him Ray, or he'll never leave"

HODGES:: "That so not true, never mind anyway":alienblush:

RAY:: "It takes alot to get used to him doesn't it"?:cardie:

NICK:: "Gawd if you only knew but you will":rolleyes:
 
Hodges: I'm having some friends over for beer, pizza and to watch the basketball game on Saturday. Would you guys like to come over?

Ray: Sounds fine, David. Is there anything I can bring?

Hodges: No. Just show up. <looking at Nick> Stokes?

Nick: Maybe. Who else is planning on being there?

Hodges: Well.......

Nick: Man, are we the only two you've invited?

Hodges: Not exactly, but you are the only ones who have said yes.

Nick: I haven't said yes, Hodges.

Ray: Don't leave me hangin', Nick.

Nick: Oh alright. I'll be there.

Hodges: Sweet. Maybe if I tell him you guys are coming Sanders will change his mind.
 
Ray: What's that, Nick?
Nick: It's a wedding invitation from Wendy and Hodges.
Ray: Does Wendy know about this?
Hodges: Well... er... uhhh...
Nick: I thought so.

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Nick: This is a release document for a board game?
Hodges: Yes. CSI Clue. There will be tiny versions of us that people move around the board, trying to solve a murder.
Ray: So there will be Sara finding out that Colonel Mustard used a dagger to kill the cook?
Hodges: Yes, but more unusual. The weapons are nunchucks, Uzis, red ants...
Nick: Whoa. That leaves me out of this.
 
All great dialogue:bolian:

MARG AND JORJA..AT LAX headed for Vegas a while back~

SARA:: "Geez we're not supposed to be smoking Marg":evil:

MARG:: "YUP, your right, I just hope the paparazzi doesn't snap this":cool:

SARA:: "Holy crap, there they are right now, should we ditch the smokes, or what":wtf:

MARG:: "Hell screw it, it's to late now, so much for our clean smoke free image":(
 
Sara:: Geez we're not supposed to be smoking Marg.
Catherine: If someone notices, we will just say we are investigating a death to see which brand of cigarette killed someone. Maybe we can sue the tobacco company for millions.
Sara: Wow! Never thought of that. We would be richer than your dad.

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Sara: Where do you keep getting these? I never see you buying them.
Catherine: I sneak them from Hodges locker. Usually doesn't notice. Whenever he does notice some missing, I just tell him that he smoked some and that these cigarettes affect his memory. He believes that.

---=== OR ===---

Announcer (before theme music at beginning of show): WARNING! The surgeon general has decided that imitating the characters you are about to see may be hazardous to your health.
 
I haven't done this thread in awhile...I hope I remember how to do it.:)
Warrick

Warrick: Well, that's different. Normally I have women racing to talk to me but now they're falling out of the sky. I must be doing something right.
 
Warrick: Hey Nick, did you forget your cell phone again?

Nick <off screen>: Yeah, how did you know?

Warrick: I think Grissom is trying to get a hold of ya.

Nick <off screen>: How come you think that, man?

Warrick <nodding towards the sky>: I thinks he's resorting to sky writing. You better not forget that phone next shift.
 
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WARRICK:: "OMG, it's a bird, no it's a plane, lord have mercy it's David Caruso in a Superman costume, it must be for a Miami episode":confused:
 
Warrick: Hey, Hodgees. I think the sheriff is trying to contact you.
Hodges (off camera): How do you know that?
Warrick: He turned on the Batty Signal.

---=== OR ===---

Warrick: Can anyone tell me where I can find Jennifer Love Hewitt? I need the Ghost Whisperer to help me.
Jennifer (off camera): Here I am. how can I help you. Do you want me to contact a relative or friend?
Warrick: No, I need you to place a bet for me.

---=== OR ===---

Warrick: Calling Tim Speedle, Aiden Burn, Jessica Angell, and Jesse Cardoza.
All: We're here, Warrick. How can we help you.
Warrick: Let's go haunt my ex-boss, Conrad Ecklie.
 
:guffaw:All funny~

A KISS BEFORE FRYING

GREG:: "I'm not really comfortable on stage Dita":(

DITA:: "Ah, sure ya' are, your fine, wanna do a striptease with me":evil:

GREG:: "NOT, well maybe later back at you place":alienblush:

DITA:: "So they'll probably cut this scene out anyway with your wrinkled jacket":vulcan:

GREG:: "What do you mean, by way I can do a little soft shoe":)

DITA:: "I don't think that's in the script":vulcan:

GREG:: "We are allowed to improvise occasionally":wtf:
 
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Dita: Do the CSIs have a baseball team?
Greg: Sure they do. When's on first, What's on second...
Dita: Who?
Greg: Oh, the Who are not playing. They sing "Take me out to the ball game".

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Dita: Uh, Greg? You might want to stop singing. Simon Cowell is in the audience and he hates it.
Greg: Let's get Paula. She likes everything.
 
Simon and Paula:lol: good ones~

GREG AND ELLEN

ELLEN:: "So Greg why do you have 3 olives in your martini, and I've only got two"?:confused:

GREG:: "Well, tell me why this is water instead of Gin or Vodka, but I think I know":)

ELLEN:: "Oh Greg your so funny, I'm so glad to be on NCIS":rommie:

GREG:: "UH chick-kee-doodle it's CSI, don't blow this OK, I got you this gig":shifty:

ELLEN:: "Oh, damn, I'm embarassed, so is Mark Harmon on this one"?:cardie:

GREG:: "NOT, come on Dita focus":rolleyes:
 
Greg: Here's mud in your eye.
Ellen: Oh, Mr. Romantic. You can do better than that.
Greg: Here’s to the ideal woman; Who could ask for more? She’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.

---=== OR ===---

Ellen: Why does this champagne taste like 7-Up?
Greg: Budget cuts from CBS again. I don't suggest trying the steak when it arrives.
Ellen: Why not?
Greg: Road kill.
 
:thumbsup: Dynamo1~

HODGES..VARTANN..CATH


VARTANN:: "Uh, Hodges, Cath and I have chipped in to buy you a new shirt":cardie:

HODGES:: "What's wrong with my shirt"?:confused:

CATH:: "You look like a hayseed, with that same old plaid thing":(

HODGES:: "Excuse you, it's a different shirt, and I don't tell you how to dress, this is a bit out of line, what is this a fashion show or a crime lab"?:eek:

VARTANN:: "I told you he'd be miffed off":vulcan:

CATH:: "OK Lodges, wear what you want, we were just trying to be nice and help you out":lol:

HODGES:: "It's Hodges, Cath or is it Rath, and I'm fine, so mind you own bees-wax":klingon:
 
Hodges: <snicker, snicker>

Vartann: Whaaat?

Hodges: Cath and Vartann sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g....

Catherine: Ignore him, Lou. I know how to kill without leaving any trace.

Vartann: Hell, I know how to hide a body so it'll never be found.

Hodges <backing up quickly>: Sorry, sorry..... <walking quickly down the hallway> Some days I really miss Grissom and his bugs, at least he never threatened to kill me.
 
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