The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Ray: Oh! Nice outfit. Golden bracelets, magic lasso, tiara. Are you really Wonder Woman?
Sara: No. Don't be silly. That's left over from Halloween.
Ray: Then why are they still in your locker?
Sara: Well, the Las Vegas police department can only do so much.

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Ray: That was sure a weird case tonight.
Sara: The victim should not have called Santa's elf "pint size." You know about their bad temper.

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Ray: Can you blieve tonight's case? The victim was up on the roof fixing his TV antenna late at night.
Sara: Super Dave swears that the imprint on the corpse head looks like a reindeer hoof.
 
Ray: So what do you think, Sara?

Sara: Yeah sure, Ray. You're looking good.

Ray: Do you really think so?

Sara: Yeah Ray, those pants so DO NOT make your butt look big.

Ray: Sweet. I've really tried to stay away from the doughnuts in the break room.
 
WILD LIFE

CATH:: "Isn't this fun Ray"?:evil:

RAY:: "Uh, well, uh, not really Cath, we're doing an experiement":confused:

CATH:: "Once again "your ass is a work of art":p

RAY:: "Uh, shucks, thank's again.. you too, I'm embarassed, so was the guy sitting on the railing":shifty:

NICK:: "Well, Ray old buddy, that's what we're trying to find out":vulcan:

CATH:: "Back in my stripper days.. well sorry sometimes I reminisce":wtf:

RAY:: "OK then, lets get this show on the road":rommie:

NICK:: "I'm just an innocent bystander, but this is my first 3-way":guffaw:

HERE WE GO
 
HERE WE GO:

Nick: With these moves, we are a cinch to win Dancing With The Stars.
Catherine: I want to beat those Grey's Lobotomy dancers.
Ray: Who did you say taught you these moves?
Nick: Lady Heather.
Catherine: I should have known.

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Catherine: That does it. I'm not trying anymore of Hodges weird games ever again.

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Catherine: Whooooo-eeee. Hi-yo silver. Ride 'em cowboy.
Nick: Hey, wait a minute. I'm the Texan here. Let me on.
Catherine: Wait your turn, Cisco. My dime's not up.
 
:guffaw:all so funny fans, you guys have great imaginations:rommie:

MARG AND LAURENCE

MARG:: "So, Larry, are you going to talk about all the movies you've made"?:eek:

LARRY:: "Are you going to talk about leaving CSI"?:(

MARG:: "UH, well I think we're here to talk about our favorite episodes, so far. So, I won't if you won't":D

INTERVIEWER:: "So what are your favorite episodes so far Mr. Fishburne"?:cardie:

LAURENCE:: "BTW you can call me Laurence. I really enjoyed the crossover, going to Miami, and New York working with my old buddies David and Gary";)

MARG:: "Gosh, that's tough, 11 years, so many, I'll have to get back to you on that one":confused:
 
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Marg: So why did they book you?
Laurence: Public intoxication. Wallace spiked my Dr Pepper.
Marg: just like his character Hodges would do.
Laurence: How about you?
Marg: Wallace cut some of the seams on my personal clothes. Indecent exposure.
Laurence: That I would like to have seen... Don't mind me; that's just the Dr Pepper talking
Marg: Let's go call Petersen to bail us out. He's got enough money in petty cash.

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Laurence: If anyone questions us, you be Bonnie and I'll be Clyde.
Marg: Won't our arrests get on Entertainment Tonight?
Laurence: We'll just say we are a couple of celebrity look-a-likes.

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Marg: Don't look now, but that woman behind you is checking you out.
Laurence: YES! I still got it. Eat your heart out, Eads.
 
Santamo1 said:
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Marg: Don't look now, but that woman behind you is checking you out.
Laurence: YES! I still got it. Eat your heart out, Eads.
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:guffaw: Good one, and all funny I might add:bolian:

SHOCK WAVES

BRASS:: "Damn where the H are those people they all have cell phones but I'm always the first one here":klingon:

OFFICER:: "Uh, Det. Brass, I'm here":confused:

BRASS:: "And you are"?:shifty:

OFFICER COOPER:: "I'll help in anyway I can, oh wait here they come now":eek:

BRASS:: "Thank's for caring, I'm going to give them a piece of my mind":scream:
 
Brass: ...you put your right foot in and you shake it all about...
Officer: Do I really have to do this?
Brass: Follow along. I want to win this Dancing With The Stars.
Officer: But...
Brass: It's either this or the Tango... together...
Officer: And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey...

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Brass: And this is where the coyote put the birdseed?
Officer: Yes. And then the Roadrunner was supposed to run over and eat it.
Brass: And then what happens.
Office: Mr. Coyote releases the rope of the chandelier like this and...
Brass: NNNOOOOOoooo!
 
Brass: Why do I have to stand here, Mitchell?

Officer Mitchell: I don't know, sir.

Brass: Well, who told you I was supposed to stand here?

Officer Mitchell: I'm not sure, sir.

Brass: What exactly do you know, Mitchell?

Officer Mitchell: I know that I'm not going to stand under that big a$$ light when Willows and Vartann are alone in the room right above it.

Brass: Dammit, Cavaliere! Where are you? Are you after my job again!!
 
Santamo1 and waiting4summer all so hilarious:guffaw:

SHOCK WAVES

NICK:: OK, kid what is that sign on your back"?:confused:

JASON:: "I'm not listening":evil:

NICK:: "Yeah, well you'd better, your in custody, and I'm trying to help you":vulcan:

JASON:: "Help me with what, I haven't done anything, so get lost" :(

NICK:: "Not a good attitude, just tell me what you know, I'll be right back, and you'd do youself justice to spill":cardie: [ thinking, little twerp]:rolleyes:

JASON:: "No savy, I'm not saying anything without a lawyer":scream:
 
Nick <thinking>: Maybe if I ask Catherine to bring in Lindsey this teenage hormone will talk.

or

Nick <thinking>: Okay, the can is all shook up, I just need to pop the tab quick before he turns around.
 
waiting4summer said:
Nick <thinking>: Maybe if I ask Catherine to bring in Lindsey this teenage hormone will talk.

or

Nick <thinking>: Okay, the can is all shook up, I just need to pop the tab quick before he turns around.
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:lol:Good one, maybe he does need a teenager to talk to, and who better than Lindsay?


BONE VOYAGE

HORATIO:: "OMG, look Ray, scads and loads of sunglasses, rows and rows, I'm salivating, we must go in and check it out":eek:

RAY:: "So have you seen Elton John's collection":confused:

HORATIO:: "Yeah, but their too fancy, and flowery and weird and not my style":(

RAY:: "OK, I could use a new pair too, lets go in":rolleyes: [thinking , and I came down to Miami for this]

HORATIO:: "I'm so excited, thank's Ray your the best":D
 
Horatio: So Ray, this year's ratings are out and I see the Miami and Vegas labs are tied for second place behind Quantico. We need to break that tie.

Ray: I agree. What do you propose?

Horatio: See this phone booth here? I suggest that whichever team can get more people into it within five minutes takes the second place rating; the loser takes third place.

Ray: You're on, Sunglass Boy.

Horatio: Oh nice, the doctor resorts to trash talk.

Ray: Did I do it right? I've been taking lessons from Sanders.
 
Ray: This doorway leads to what?
Horatio: It is the entrance to something called a Tardis. It can travel to distant planets and times in the past or future.
Ray: I think you've been in the hot sun a little too long.

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Ray: I travel all the way from Las Vegas to see your sunglasses... to touch your sunglasses... to try them on... and you say they are WHERE?
Horatio: I sent them out for the weekly cleaning and shining.
Ray: What if someone stole them to see on ebay?
Horatio: They have GPS built in.
 
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