The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Nick (off camera): If you are trying to contact Batman, you will need a stronger light for the Bat-signal.

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Ray: Enough with the shadow puppets, Greg. Get back to work.
Greg: Gee! You've been here only two seasons and already think you're the boss.

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Ray: I tink I taw a putty tat. I did. I did tee a putty tat.
Sara: You're dethpicable.
Catherine: Th-th-th-th-that's all folks.
 
Santamo1 said:
Nick (off camera): If you are trying to contact Batman, you will need a stronger light for the Bat-signal.

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Ray: Enough with the shadow puppets, Greg. Get back to work.
Greg: Gee! You've been here only two seasons and already think you're the boss.

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Ray: I tink I taw a putty tat. I did. I did tee a putty tat.
Sara: You're dethpicable.
Catherine: Th-th-th-th-that's all folks.
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:lol:Your too funny..

SHOCK WAVES


NICK:: I'm laughing because I get to collect all the money from the blown-up SUV":lol:

GREG:: [background] "Really, you'd do that, I mean it's cool, and I guess your entitled, so if you do get mega bucks will you take me put on the town"?:confused:

NICK:: "Oh yeah, I'll take the whole team out on the town, except Hodges and Ecklie":shifty:

HODGES::[off camera] "I heard that Nick, and that's cold, didn't we have fun on Henry's B-day"?:vulcan:

NICK:: "Uh, yeah buddy, just kidding your in on the deal":rolleyes:

GREG:: "Muttering to himself. If he goes I'm not going":mad:
 
Nick: Hodges, are you kidding me? A football field size hopscotch game?
Hodges (off camera): Don't knock it until you try it.
Nick: I'll be surprised if this one actually sells.

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Nick: Conrad, this putt putt golf game is not for you. Fifty holes to shoot for and you still miss.

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Nick: B-7.
Greg: Waaaahhhh! You sunk my mobile crime lab.
Announcer on PA system: And Nick Stokes wins this round of "Hodges CSI: Battleship".
 
Love the mobile lab line!!!!!

Okay, my ramblings......

Nick: Okay, I pick this square. Now tell me the rules of this game again.

Greg <off camera>: Geez, Nick. Okay one more time. After everyone picks a square, we let the cow into the field. The first square the cow defecates in decides the winner.

Nick: So the cow just has to take a .....

Greg <off camera>: Yeah! Didn't you guys ever play this game in Texas?

Nick: Naw, the only game we ever played involving crap was leaving burning bags of doggie droppings on doorsteps in our neighborhood.

Greg <off camera>: Wasn't that dangerous?

Nick: Not too bad. We only burned one house down. Turned out the old guy had left a light on when he went to visit his son over in El Paso. We thought he was home until it was too late.
 
HOLIDAY SILLINESS:lol:

WHO ARE WE

REINDEER:: "'We know who we are, but where's Santa"?:confused:

TWO AND A HALF MEN:: "Charlie, why am I doing this silly cartoon, I make $850,000 per ep. and don't have to deal with this crap::scream:

OTHER GUYS:: SHHH, Charlie be nice it's Xmas:cool:

GUYS IN BACK:: "Who the hell are we supposed to be":confused: [The Who singing in the background "Who Who Are You, We Really Want To Know"]:cardie:

LETTERMAN:: "Why to they have me with a ventriloquist chin, where's Leno":wtf:

BILLY:: "Is this how I really look'?:alienblush:

MARG:: "How bout' me"?:mad:

ELF:: "I'm cool but why are you wraped like a mummy"?:cardie:

ANGEL ELF:: "Guess it's a CSI thing":lol:
 
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Petersen: Yes, I was right. Letterman's hair is from the William Shatner toupee collection.

Marg: Darn. I stepped in reindeer poop. These shoes are ruined. CBS had better replace them.

Letterman: Since you did a swap of writers with Two and a Half Men, how about doing a cross over with mine?

Petersen: Your show is taped in New York. Call Sinise.

Charlie Sheen: What's the Price Is Right wheel here for?

Jon Cryer: Your agent wanted to spin to see how many millions of dollars to add to the next contract talks.

Marg: With all the special effects people we have, couldn't they at least get some fake snow for this holiday photo?
 
Just guessing. The two short guys with the tall guy might be from CBS sports and the woman and man in the corner might be Yelina (Sofia Milos) and Horation (David Caruso) from CSI: Miami.
 
Santamo1 said:
Just guessing. The two short guys with the tall guy might be from CBS sports and the woman and man in the corner might be Yelina (Sofia Milos) and Horation (David Caruso) from CSI: Miami.
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Thank's Santamo1 probably..;)

NEVERLAND

RAY:: "What the H is this mess"?:eek:

NICK:: "Maybe it's Hodges cats crap":confused:

RAY:: "Does this look like cat crap, or something more sinister, & is this his old sofa"?:cardie:

NICK:: "I'm not sure, why is it in this wherehouse, more things to process, glad you've got your kit "?:confused:

RAY:: "It's now a part of my body, where's yours"?:vulcan:
 
Ray: He actually shot his best friend?
Nick: Yes. Jon warned Garfield about getting on the couch.

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Nick: What did Brass tell you about this case?
Ray: Domestic dispute. The wife wanted to watch Grey's Lobotomy instead of CSI.

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Ray: Blood. Always blood. I hate processing blood.
Nick: Oh, that's not blood. It's strawberry Kool-Aid. The owner was watching Letterman. When he heard the Top Ten list, he laughed so hard, the drink splurted out of his nose.
 
Ray: So, let me get this straight. You want to take this couch home with you?

Nick: Yeah man, it's a great couch. Look at the lines on this thing.

Ray: But Nick, have you noticed the great big blood stain on it? I'm hoping it won't go with your current decor.

Nick: Real funny, Ray. Naw, I'll have it recovered. I know a guy who knows a guy who can do it real cheap.

Ray: I never realized before what a tightwad you are, Nick.

Nick: I'm not cheap, I just realize the value of my hard earned dollars.

Ray: Well then, that explains all the plaid shirts from Wal-Mart.
 
:lol: Santamo1 so funny the Kool-aid comment, and waiting4summer the plaid shirts from Walmart:guffaw:

BUMP AND GRIND

SARA:: "So is this guy kidding or what, that doesn't look like real blood":confused:

SUPER DAVE:: "I'm not sure Sara, I'll let you know in a minute":confused:

SARA:: "So Dave, what do you and the wife do for fun"?:shifty:

DAVE:: "UH, I don't know if you'd understand":shifty:

SARA:: "Never mind, I was off base, it's none of my business, but one time when Grissom and I were in Paris, oh never mind":alienblush:

DAVE:: "Now I'm embarassed, we'll talk about that later Sara":vulcan:
 
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Super Dave: Are you going to take notes?
Sara: Sure. Go ahead. What do you see?
Super Dave: The head bone's connected to the neck bone. The neck bone's connected to the back bone...
Sara: Now cut that out!
Super Dave: Tonight's CSI is presented by "Cable in the Classroom".

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Super Dave: This head reminds me of something.
Sara: What would that be?
Super Dave: It reminds me of my bowling ball. I've got a tournament tonight. If I place one finger in his left eye socket, another finger up his...
Sara: Ewwww. Gross.
 
SuperDave: I'm not sure I can do this, Sara.

Sara: If I can work with him standing there, then you can too.

SuperDave: Isn't it creepy? He's always standing there staring at you. I don't think I could work like that everyday.

Sara: I've kinda got used to it. I think I might miss him if he wasn't there.

SuperDave: But...

Sara: No buts. Just ignore him and pretend he isn't there.

SuperDave: I just don't understand why we all have to pretend that Grissom isn't in Vegas following you around to all the crime scenes. Why does everyone pretend he's still in France?

Sara: I haven't quite figured it out for myself yet, but ... <looking over her shoulder at her husband> I'm just glad he's back on this side of the Atlantic. <blows a kiss towards Gil>
 
BUMP AND GRIND

SARA:: "Ray, we've got to stop meeting like this":evil:

RAY:: "Say what, I just need a bigger locker":confused:

SARA:: "Ha-ha-ha.. just kiding. ya' want mine"?:cardie:

RAY:: "Does it fit all my stuff and outfits for my night out time"?:rolleyes:

SARA:: "I don't know what that means but you can give it a try":shifty:

RAY:: "Okie dokie, your so nice, I'll get my stuff and will you help me"?:)

SARA:: "Sure Ray, anything to make you happy, are you happy"?:luvlove:

RAY:: "I will be later, want to help me pick out a Christmas tree Sara?":devil:

SARA:; "Yes I do, that'll be fun and the whole team can help you decorate it"
 
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