Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Greg: Oh, my God...
Sara: Nice ballerina costume, Ray! :thumbsup:
:lol:I can't imagine for the life of me this over 6 ft. guy in a ballerina costume.. good one~
The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2
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:lol:I can't imagine for the life of me this over 6 ft. guy in a ballerina costume.. good one~
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
GRAVE SHIFT
HODGES:: "So Ray what are you trying to show me"
RAY:: "Just hang on Hodges, you'll see"
GREG:: "Well I'm fascinated for sure":vulcan:
HODGES:: "And why are you here Sanders"?:shifty:
GREG:: [thinking, hopefully to throw you of the roof] "Uh, just observing Hodges"
RAY:: "So this is how you start, one foot back one foot forward, and then you put a rock in the sling and bingo, it's a done deal":rommie:
Hodges:: "Say what, your certainly no Grissom":wtf:
RAY:: "Just joshing, here we go for real, oh and BTW neither are you":lol:
GREG:: "Hey Ray good one":bolian:
HODGES:: "So Ray what are you trying to show me"
RAY:: "Just hang on Hodges, you'll see"
GREG:: "Well I'm fascinated for sure":vulcan:
HODGES:: "And why are you here Sanders"?:shifty:
GREG:: [thinking, hopefully to throw you of the roof] "Uh, just observing Hodges"
RAY:: "So this is how you start, one foot back one foot forward, and then you put a rock in the sling and bingo, it's a done deal":rommie:
Hodges:: "Say what, your certainly no Grissom":wtf:
RAY:: "Just joshing, here we go for real, oh and BTW neither are you":lol:
GREG:: "Hey Ray good one":bolian:
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Eric Szmanda: Tell me again, Laurance. Why are we here?
Laurence Fishburne: You heeard me the first time. CBS is cutting budgets. Either we start filming are own show, or our paychecks get cut back.
Eric: And I have to do sound editing?
Laurence: That's right.
Wallace Langham: And what about me? Lighting? Directing? Props?
Laurence: I'll have a ham and cheese with mayo and lettuce, and a cola.
Eric: Sounds good. I'll have the same.
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Laurence: Great idea, Wally. If we can hear the writers from the "Law & Order" spin-offs, maybe we can get them filmed before they do.
Wallace: Doink doink.
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Greg: Ray, So why are we here? Experimenting with dangerous chemical mixes?
Hodges: Checking ricochet sounds of various firearms?
Greg: Vehicle fender benders for a hit and run case?
Ray: No. I'm here to photograph the American Golden Plover.
Hodges: The WHATTT?
Ray: American Golden Plover. It's a rare bird.
Hodges: Hey, Greg. I think I can find you an example of a loony bird.
Laurence Fishburne: You heeard me the first time. CBS is cutting budgets. Either we start filming are own show, or our paychecks get cut back.
Eric: And I have to do sound editing?
Laurence: That's right.
Wallace Langham: And what about me? Lighting? Directing? Props?
Laurence: I'll have a ham and cheese with mayo and lettuce, and a cola.
Eric: Sounds good. I'll have the same.
---=== OR ===---
Laurence: Great idea, Wally. If we can hear the writers from the "Law & Order" spin-offs, maybe we can get them filmed before they do.
Wallace: Doink doink.
---=== OR ===---
Greg: Ray, So why are we here? Experimenting with dangerous chemical mixes?
Hodges: Checking ricochet sounds of various firearms?
Greg: Vehicle fender benders for a hit and run case?
Ray: No. I'm here to photograph the American Golden Plover.
Hodges: The WHATTT?
Ray: American Golden Plover. It's a rare bird.
Hodges: Hey, Greg. I think I can find you an example of a loony bird.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Dynamo1 all so funny.. thank's:lol:
THE PANTY SNIFFER
NICK:: "So do you work here steady, honey, and what are you doing after work"?
RAY:: " UH, Nick, lets talk to all the other gals before you get yourself in trouble"
NICK:: Yeah OK Ray, just trying a little undercover work, I love the cheerleading type"
RAY:: "I can tell. Nick, lets come back after we talk to all the gals that are doing this"
NICK:: "OK Ray no problem, this is my kind of work, for sure":evil:
THE PANTY SNIFFER
NICK:: "So do you work here steady, honey, and what are you doing after work"?
RAY:: " UH, Nick, lets talk to all the other gals before you get yourself in trouble"
NICK:: Yeah OK Ray, just trying a little undercover work, I love the cheerleading type"
RAY:: "I can tell. Nick, lets come back after we talk to all the gals that are doing this"
NICK:: "OK Ray no problem, this is my kind of work, for sure":evil:
ladyhunter
Head of the Swing Shift
Got one...
Nick: Let's just say I'd rather be here watching the pretty cheerleader than watching Catherine and the detective make out.
Ray: True that!
Nick: Let's just say I'd rather be here watching the pretty cheerleader than watching Catherine and the detective make out.
Ray: True that!
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
NOBODY LIKES ME
ECKLIE:: Pondering, & humming "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" when Nick walks in~
NICK:: "Hey Conrad, what's up I wanted to tell you about the lastest case":cardie:
ECKLIE:: "OK Nick what is it, make it quick I've got a doctors appointment"
NICK:: "Is it bad, or just a anal problem":evil:
ECKLIE:: " What that supposed to mean? I don't care to discuss it, so hurry up, what is it":vulcan:
ECKLIE:: Pondering, & humming "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" when Nick walks in~
NICK:: "Hey Conrad, what's up I wanted to tell you about the lastest case":cardie:
ECKLIE:: "OK Nick what is it, make it quick I've got a doctors appointment"
NICK:: "Is it bad, or just a anal problem":evil:
ECKLIE:: " What that supposed to mean? I don't care to discuss it, so hurry up, what is it":vulcan:
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DragonFriend95
Lab Technician
Ecklie: 'Dang, I hate that Ecklie guy'. 'That Ecklie is so mean!' -sighs and turns off computer- at least that Dragon girl and Tarantino like me...
-In another room Nick suddenly starts having a panic attack-
Catherine: What is it Nicky?
Nick: S-s-someone said h-his name...-breaks down- I don't want to be buried alive again! Why can't Tarantino leave me alone?! Aagh!
-In another room Nick suddenly starts having a panic attack-
Catherine: What is it Nicky?
Nick: S-s-someone said h-his name...-breaks down- I don't want to be buried alive again! Why can't Tarantino leave me alone?! Aagh!
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Hodges (off camera): Hi, Pickard. You paged me?
Ecklie: Yes, Number two. I told you to quit with the bald jokes.
Hodges: Can you turn around? Your head is blinding me.
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Catherine (off camera): What's the matter, Ecklie. You look depressed.
Ecklie: This season, the networks have scheduled some of my favorite shows up against each other.
Catherine: You might need to buy a couple more digital video recorders.
Ecklie: That costs a lot of money. Does it look like I work for a hit TV show?
Ecklie: Yes, Number two. I told you to quit with the bald jokes.
Hodges: Can you turn around? Your head is blinding me.
---=== OR ===---
Catherine (off camera): What's the matter, Ecklie. You look depressed.
Ecklie: This season, the networks have scheduled some of my favorite shows up against each other.
Catherine: You might need to buy a couple more digital video recorders.
Ecklie: That costs a lot of money. Does it look like I work for a hit TV show?
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
:guffaw:All so funny Dynamo1 the bald jokes, I should have thought of those:evil:
GREGGIE
GREG:: "Here I am on my knees again, I need a pillow for them, ah, what's this, blood or ketchup"
SARA:: [background] "Greg are you talking to me, and did you say ketchup, MMMM I love ketchup"
GREG:: "Is Super Dave here yet Sara"?:cardie:
SARA:: "He just walked up, and I'll send him right in there":shifty:
GREG:: "Good, but I think it's just red paint in here, and BTW what are you doing anyway"
SARA:: "I've got some splatter in here, so that's what I'm doing":shifty:
GREGGIE
GREG:: "Here I am on my knees again, I need a pillow for them, ah, what's this, blood or ketchup"
SARA:: [background] "Greg are you talking to me, and did you say ketchup, MMMM I love ketchup"
GREG:: "Is Super Dave here yet Sara"?:cardie:
SARA:: "He just walked up, and I'll send him right in there":shifty:
GREG:: "Good, but I think it's just red paint in here, and BTW what are you doing anyway"
SARA:: "I've got some splatter in here, so that's what I'm doing":shifty:
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Greg: Einstein. Come here, Einstein. Here boy.
Sara (off camera): Greg, what are you doing?
Greg: Trying to find Einstein, Gris' favorite maggot.
Sara: What is it doing here?
Greg: I needed to take it for a walk. Can you hand me the pooper scooper?
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Greg: Look at that spider. It is doing shadow puppets with its six legs.
Nick (off camera): What is it doing with its other two legs?
Greg: Drinking beer. How do you think I got it to do shadow puppets?
---=== OR ===---
Greg: Why do I have to keep getting on my knees and looking around the floor for clues?
Catherine (off camera): Would you rather be going through the dumpster?
Greg: Good point.
Sara (off camera): Greg, what are you doing?
Greg: Trying to find Einstein, Gris' favorite maggot.
Sara: What is it doing here?
Greg: I needed to take it for a walk. Can you hand me the pooper scooper?
---=== OR ===---
Greg: Look at that spider. It is doing shadow puppets with its six legs.
Nick (off camera): What is it doing with its other two legs?
Greg: Drinking beer. How do you think I got it to do shadow puppets?
---=== OR ===---
Greg: Why do I have to keep getting on my knees and looking around the floor for clues?
Catherine (off camera): Would you rather be going through the dumpster?
Greg: Good point.
okay...gonna toss out another pic here now. And as much as I love Hodges...it always cracks me up when he get poked fun of (such a bad fan I know)....so here it is :lol:
the theory of everything
the theory of everything
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Hodges: YMCA, it's fun to stay at the YMCA...
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Hodges: I can't stand these short sleeve shirts. Always getting blood or other ooze on my arms.
Catherine: Maybe you would prefer something in satin...
Hodges: Yes.
Catherine: ...with pearl buttons...
Hodges: Yesss.
Catherine: ...and lacy cuffs...
Hodges: Oh yes. Yes! YES! oh... Now cut that out.
---=== OR ===---
Hodges: I can't stand these short sleeve shirts. Always getting blood or other ooze on my arms.
Catherine: Maybe you would prefer something in satin...
Hodges: Yes.
Catherine: ...with pearl buttons...
Hodges: Yesss.
Catherine: ...and lacy cuffs...
Hodges: Oh yes. Yes! YES! oh... Now cut that out.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
CATHERINE:: "OK Hodges, this is a delicate question, but did you use your deodorant today"?:angryrazz:
HODGES:: "I did Catherine, I think, do I stink"?:wtf:
CATHERINE:: "UH, well, uh, kinda of, but we all have those days, so carry on, you probably need something besides Powder Secret Scent, cause' it's not working":alienblush:
HODGES:: "I'm so embarassed, I will get a more manly one at the local drug store"
CATHERINE:: "Sound's good" [turning away PHEWW]:vulcan:
HODGES:: "I did Catherine, I think, do I stink"?:wtf:
CATHERINE:: "UH, well, uh, kinda of, but we all have those days, so carry on, you probably need something besides Powder Secret Scent, cause' it's not working":alienblush:
HODGES:: "I'm so embarassed, I will get a more manly one at the local drug store"
CATHERINE:: "Sound's good" [turning away PHEWW]:vulcan:
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