The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2
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Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
:lol:All of you fans had great dialogue, good job:bolian:
DragonFriend95
Lab Technician
Is anyone going to post a new pic soon? I would but I'm typing this on the phone so I can't...
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
HOG HEAVEN
GREG:: "Nick stop shoving me, what the hell is going on over there"?
NICK:: "It's called FIRE, I told you not to play with those matches":evil:
GREG:: "What, are you friggin' kidding me, are we supposed to put that out"?:cardie:
NICK:: "I'm not going over there, for no amount of money, you go":shifty:
GREG:: "Again what? NO way, oh, here comes the fire department, why are we hiding behing these cars"?
GREG:: "Nick stop shoving me, what the hell is going on over there"?
NICK:: "It's called FIRE, I told you not to play with those matches":evil:
GREG:: "What, are you friggin' kidding me, are we supposed to put that out"?:cardie:
NICK:: "I'm not going over there, for no amount of money, you go":shifty:
GREG:: "Again what? NO way, oh, here comes the fire department, why are we hiding behing these cars"?
DragonFriend95
Lab Technician
Nick: What happening?
Greg: So long as it doesn't involve me doing Archie's job I couldn't care less.
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George: I shouldn't even be here, my back is killing me!
Eric: Shut up. If I stay near you they have to give me more screentime.
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Nick: Why's the lab under quarantine?
Greg: Hodges was so devastated by Wendy's death that he mixed the wrong chemicals and poisoned the whole lab.
Nick: Well at least it solves the writers problem as to how they can discreetly lay off the whole recurring cast for budgetary cuts.
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Greg: Nick, the slasher situation is bad enough as it is. You want to make it worse by standing this close to me?
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Nick: So let me get this straight. This girl calling herself Dragon is going to kill one hostage an hour until CBS gets rid of Justin Beiber?
Greg: I'm all for it. *grins* She also demanded that me and Arch get more screen time.
Greg: So long as it doesn't involve me doing Archie's job I couldn't care less.
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George: I shouldn't even be here, my back is killing me!
Eric: Shut up. If I stay near you they have to give me more screentime.
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Nick: Why's the lab under quarantine?
Greg: Hodges was so devastated by Wendy's death that he mixed the wrong chemicals and poisoned the whole lab.
Nick: Well at least it solves the writers problem as to how they can discreetly lay off the whole recurring cast for budgetary cuts.
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Greg: Nick, the slasher situation is bad enough as it is. You want to make it worse by standing this close to me?
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Nick: So let me get this straight. This girl calling herself Dragon is going to kill one hostage an hour until CBS gets rid of Justin Beiber?
Greg: I'm all for it. *grins* She also demanded that me and Arch get more screen time.
waiting4summer
Police Officer
George: WTF, what's with the crowd of tweeners?
Eric: They appear to be Justin's fan girls. How did they even get here? I don't think any of them are old enough to drive.
George: I don't know, but they're breaking through the barricade. FALL BACK, EVERYONE!
Eric: Girls, he's over there!!!
George: That's not Justin, it's his stunt double.
Eric: Hey, I just bought us some time. Stop arguing and let's get the he!! out of here. I didn't take a pay cut this season to end up trampled by a bunch of kids who were wearing diapers when I started this gig.
Eric: They appear to be Justin's fan girls. How did they even get here? I don't think any of them are old enough to drive.
George: I don't know, but they're breaking through the barricade. FALL BACK, EVERYONE!
Eric: Girls, he's over there!!!
George: That's not Justin, it's his stunt double.
Eric: Hey, I just bought us some time. Stop arguing and let's get the he!! out of here. I didn't take a pay cut this season to end up trampled by a bunch of kids who were wearing diapers when I started this gig.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
GOOD ONE, with all the hoopla about this kid:bolian:
ALL IN
RAY:: "OMG, that guy just won a jackpot, can I try Jim"?
BRASS:: "Uh, later Ray, we're still working on the case, but it is tempting. hell I've never won jack and trust me I've tried"
RAY:: "But I heard you play pennies, so you get what you play..nothing"
BRASS:: "Who told you that"?
RAY:: "Never mind, carrying on":alienblush:
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DragonFriend95
Lab Technician
Brass: Isn't that our suspect over there?
Ray: Indeed, he is...The One...we are looking for.
Brass::wtf:
With those sunglasses Morpheus was the only thing I could think of :lol:
Actually, thought up another one:
Brass: Ray, what's with the sunglasses? We're indoors.
Ray: I saw some guy in Miami who wore his shades all the time, thought I might try it out.
Brass: Ray, that's Horatio. He's constantly berated for being too perfect, for always acting like he's the boss of everything, and for not getting reprimanded when he shot a suspect. There is no way you can impersonate...*trails off as he realises who he's talking to*...in fact, never mind, let's just catch this guy.
Ray: Fine with me. After all, that...*removes sunglasses* is what we're here for.
Ray: Indeed, he is...The One...we are looking for.
Brass::wtf:
With those sunglasses Morpheus was the only thing I could think of :lol:
Actually, thought up another one:
Brass: Ray, what's with the sunglasses? We're indoors.
Ray: I saw some guy in Miami who wore his shades all the time, thought I might try it out.
Brass: Ray, that's Horatio. He's constantly berated for being too perfect, for always acting like he's the boss of everything, and for not getting reprimanded when he shot a suspect. There is no way you can impersonate...*trails off as he realises who he's talking to*...in fact, never mind, let's just catch this guy.
Ray: Fine with me. After all, that...*removes sunglasses* is what we're here for.
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Brass: You didn't bring the hats?
Ray: I'm sorry.
Brass: You forgot the hats?
Ray: I'm sorry.
Brass: YOU FORGOT THE HATS?!!!
Ray: I said I'm sorry.
Brass: How are we going to do the Blues Brothers impersonation without the hats. You brought the sunglasses and suitcases and not the hats!
Ray: Maybe there is a hat shop nearby.
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Ray: Are you seeing what I am seeing?
Brass: Do you mean that ghost by the roulette wheel?
Ray: Yes, that.
Brass: Oh, that's the late CSI Warrick Brown. He could never give up gambling.
Ray: I'm sorry.
Brass: You forgot the hats?
Ray: I'm sorry.
Brass: YOU FORGOT THE HATS?!!!
Ray: I said I'm sorry.
Brass: How are we going to do the Blues Brothers impersonation without the hats. You brought the sunglasses and suitcases and not the hats!
Ray: Maybe there is a hat shop nearby.
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Ray: Are you seeing what I am seeing?
Brass: Do you mean that ghost by the roulette wheel?
Ray: Yes, that.
Brass: Oh, that's the late CSI Warrick Brown. He could never give up gambling.
waiting4summer
Police Officer
Laurence: Are you sure this isn't against our contracts, Paul?
Paul: Naw, read the fine print. It says that due to the pay cuts this season we can moonlight if it doesn't interfere with our shooting schedules.
Laurence: This bouncer gig is pretty sweet. I haven't noticed anything going on that would warrant both of us even being here.
Paul: I figure all the patrons think we're filming an episode and are afraid to do anything out of line because they might be caught on tape.
Laurence: Hey, it probably helps that you forgot to leave your badge back at the set.
Paul: I didn't forget, Laurence. It's all about appearances. Keep your sunglasses on and don't smile.
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Brass: Well there's something I thought I'd never see in Vegas.
Ray: What's that?
Brass: That monkey in an Elvis Presley sequined jumpsuit.
Ray: I would think that a monkey in a casino wouldn't be surprising around here. I thought anything goes in this city.
Brass: Oh, it's not the monkey I'm talking about, it's the outfit.
Ray: What is so surprising about the outfit?
Brass: He usually prefers to wear natural fibers when he gambles at the Wynn.
Paul: Naw, read the fine print. It says that due to the pay cuts this season we can moonlight if it doesn't interfere with our shooting schedules.
Laurence: This bouncer gig is pretty sweet. I haven't noticed anything going on that would warrant both of us even being here.
Paul: I figure all the patrons think we're filming an episode and are afraid to do anything out of line because they might be caught on tape.
Laurence: Hey, it probably helps that you forgot to leave your badge back at the set.
Paul: I didn't forget, Laurence. It's all about appearances. Keep your sunglasses on and don't smile.
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Brass: Well there's something I thought I'd never see in Vegas.
Ray: What's that?
Brass: That monkey in an Elvis Presley sequined jumpsuit.
Ray: I would think that a monkey in a casino wouldn't be surprising around here. I thought anything goes in this city.
Brass: Oh, it's not the monkey I'm talking about, it's the outfit.
Ray: What is so surprising about the outfit?
Brass: He usually prefers to wear natural fibers when he gambles at the Wynn.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Ray: Are you seeing what I am seeing?
Brass: Do you mean that ghost by the roulette wheel?
Ray: Yes, that.
Brass: Oh, that's the late CSI Warrick Brown. He could never give up gambling.[/QUOTE]
:lol: Stupendous, and the rest of the dialogue from all of you great fans, so funny.. :guffaw:
HODGES AND GRISSOM aka Billy and Wally
WALLACE:: "Boss, is it really you, wow, are you back for good"?
PETERSEN:: "NO Wally, I'm looking over S/11's script, and stop hovering":shifty:
WALLACE:: "I can't believe your here, damn your missed, do you miss us and me?:vulcan:
PETERSEN:: "Of course I do, now I need to look over these can you shut the door..from the other side":censored:
WALLACE:: "Sure thing boss, see ya' later"
PETERSEN:: "I'm not the boss anymore, [thinking ass....] I'll say goodbye, before I leave, and can you tell Jorja to come in here":evil:
WALLACE:: "Sure thing, no problem":evil:
Brass: Do you mean that ghost by the roulette wheel?
Ray: Yes, that.
Brass: Oh, that's the late CSI Warrick Brown. He could never give up gambling.[/QUOTE]
:lol: Stupendous, and the rest of the dialogue from all of you great fans, so funny.. :guffaw:
HODGES AND GRISSOM aka Billy and Wally
WALLACE:: "Boss, is it really you, wow, are you back for good"?
PETERSEN:: "NO Wally, I'm looking over S/11's script, and stop hovering":shifty:
WALLACE:: "I can't believe your here, damn your missed, do you miss us and me?:vulcan:
PETERSEN:: "Of course I do, now I need to look over these can you shut the door..from the other side":censored:
WALLACE:: "Sure thing boss, see ya' later"
PETERSEN:: "I'm not the boss anymore, [thinking ass....] I'll say goodbye, before I leave, and can you tell Jorja to come in here":evil:
WALLACE:: "Sure thing, no problem":evil:
DragonFriend95
Lab Technician
Hodges: You wanted to see me?
Grissom: Yes. *reaches up, plucks a few strands of Hodges' hair, and sits back down again* You can go.
Hodges:...What was that for?...And why are you making something that looks a lot like a voodoo doll?
Grissom: No reason.
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Wallace: William, you are feeling sleepy, veeeery sleepy...now I want you to use your producing powers to change that script. There we go, now I want you to give me tons of screentime...oh, and change it so that I get to make out with that hot Liz chick. There's a good bug man...
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Grissom: Hey Hodges, can you tell everyone that I'm leaving and am adamant about not coming back?
Hodges: ...O-o-okay boss...*runs off screen, tears in his eyes. Seconds later loud sobbing can be heard.*
Grissom: Yes. *reaches up, plucks a few strands of Hodges' hair, and sits back down again* You can go.
Hodges:...What was that for?...And why are you making something that looks a lot like a voodoo doll?
Grissom: No reason.
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Wallace: William, you are feeling sleepy, veeeery sleepy...now I want you to use your producing powers to change that script. There we go, now I want you to give me tons of screentime...oh, and change it so that I get to make out with that hot Liz chick. There's a good bug man...
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Grissom: Hey Hodges, can you tell everyone that I'm leaving and am adamant about not coming back?
Hodges: ...O-o-okay boss...*runs off screen, tears in his eyes. Seconds later loud sobbing can be heard.*
waiting4summer
Police Officer
Hodges: 5 down, a seven letter word for sycophant. Hmmm...
Grissom: Ki$$a$$.
Hodges: It fits!
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Hodges: Uh, Grissom?
Grissom: What is it now, Hodges?
Hodges: Well, I was thinking that since you're back visiting Sarah that you might want to get together sometime. Maybe a meal or a movie? I could pick you up.
Grissom: I'm married, Hodges, and Sarah's the jealous type. Maybe you better hit on the new girl.
Hodges: Well, it was worth a shot. I didn't want to miss out a second time. Just remember the offer is open ended.
Grissom: Ki$$a$$.
Hodges: It fits!
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Hodges: Uh, Grissom?
Grissom: What is it now, Hodges?
Hodges: Well, I was thinking that since you're back visiting Sarah that you might want to get together sometime. Maybe a meal or a movie? I could pick you up.
Grissom: I'm married, Hodges, and Sarah's the jealous type. Maybe you better hit on the new girl.
Hodges: Well, it was worth a shot. I didn't want to miss out a second time. Just remember the offer is open ended.
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Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
REDRUM
GREG:: "WOW, Sofia it's great to see you again, are you back or what"?
SOFIA:: "Well, for now, it's a secret, but I hope I get the deal I want, I miss all of you"
GREG:: "Back at ya'"
SOFIA:: "I'll catch up with you later, and we'll talk and have tea"
GREG:: "OK, but I'll pass on the tea and have a beer":beer:
GREG:: "WOW, Sofia it's great to see you again, are you back or what"?
SOFIA:: "Well, for now, it's a secret, but I hope I get the deal I want, I miss all of you"
GREG:: "Back at ya'"
SOFIA:: "I'll catch up with you later, and we'll talk and have tea"
GREG:: "OK, but I'll pass on the tea and have a beer":beer: