The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Dynamo1 said:
George Eads: Stand back. He is dangerous.
Jorja Fox: Is he a strangler? A rapist? A serial shooter?
George Eads: Worse. He is a spy from the writing department from Law & Order.
Jorja Fox: Cut off his *doink doink*.

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Jorja: Let him go. It's okay if he tapes Grey's Lobotomy. Maybe he watches our show as it airs.
George: But he said Grey's is a better show.
Jorja: Do we still have the electric chair set from last season?
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:guffaw: good ones Dynamo1~

MARG AND JORJA

SARA:: "Smile Marg, there's the paparazzi again, will it ever stop"?:confused:

MARG:: "Naw, it's OK, I've got this painted grin permanently pasted on my face":rommie:

SARA:: "How do they know when or where we are"?:censored:

MARG:: "Beats the #$%& out of me, they've got spies":shifty:
 
Sara: Welcome back from the convention. Did you learn any new techniques on fingerprints, blood spatter, or collecting DNA?
Catherine: It wasn't that type of convention.
Sara: Then what was it?
Catherine: Avon. Let me show you the great new colors of lipstick I've got in my bag.

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Catherine: Thanks for picking me up. Can't wait to see Gris again.
Sara: Any time. Good to see ya. You didn't pack too many clothes for the stay.
Catherine: Oh, these aren't my clothes. They are coming on the next flight.
Sara: Then what's in the bags?
Catherine: The bug collection. They miss him too.
 
Those are great Dynamo1:lol:

TAKE MY LIFE


RAY:: "OK Sara what's the matter, tell me, please?:cardie:

SARA:: "I'm not sure, my mind is all confused, more than usual":confused:

RAY:: "I know the feeling, I'll wait till your ready":(

SARA:: "AH, Ray your the best":)

RAY:: "I try":cool:
 
SIN CITY BLUE

CATH:: "Oh damn here comes Ecklie and Hodges, not good":wtf:

GREG::" Strange indeed, they can hardly tolerate one another, what the H are they doing together?

CATH:: "Let me do the talking":vulcan:

GREG:: "You got it" :cool:
 
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Greg: Okay, punk. Now you've gone and done it. See her arms crossed? You made her angry. Mount Willows is about to erupt.

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Greg: Mr. Ecklie, why the black clothes?
Catherine: Yes, Conrad. Why do we all have to wear black?
Ecklie: I got the idea from the Miami CSIs. Color coordinated days. Check the calendar.
Catherine: You have got to be kidding.
Ecklie: No, I am serious. And tomorrow is purple day.
 
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Greg: Okay, punk. Now you've gone and done it. See her arms crossed? You made her angry. Mount Willows is about to erupt.

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Greg: Mr. Ecklie, why the black clothes?
Catherine: Yes, Conrad. Why do we all have to wear black?
Ecklie: I got the idea from the Miami CSIs. Color coordinated days. Check the calendar.
Catherine: You have got to be kidding.
Ecklie: No, I am serious. And tomorrow is purple day.
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:guffaw: so funny

MARG AND JORJA

MARG:: "I'm smilng because I've still got a job":bolian:

JORJA:: "Well whoop-dee-doo, maybe I do too, but I'm not telling just yet":confused:

MARG:: "Do you know, or you don't know"?:shifty:

JORJA:: "Oh I know, but I'm sworn to secrecy":cardie:

MARG:: "Lets go get another drink and we'll talk":alienblush:
 
LONG BALL this perhaps has been posted before, but for fans who haven't seen it, again. [also it's the re-run tomorrow night]:)

RAY:: "Hey Nick, where's the golf cart, this is a really long walk":confused:

NICK:: [In distance] "Ray come on over here, and I found a golf cart for us to scan the whole course":cool:

RAY:: "Great Nick your the man":rommie:
 
waiting4summer said:
Ray: I looooove that my agent was able to ink mandatory golf time into my contract.
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:lol: good one~

MARG AND JORJA

MARG:: "Hey guys not now, we're celebrating our new CSI contracts, OK":shifty:

SARA:: "Yeah, we love you, but this is a private party, thank's":cool:

MARG:: "It still amazes me that they find us":confused:

SARA:: "And bartender, take away this coffee, and bring me another brewski":beer:
 
Marg: Let's pretend this is the after-awards party for Emmy night.
Jorja: While we are pretending, might as well wish we are getting a million dollars an episode.
Marg: Oh, like Petersen?
Jorja: Oh, shut up.

---=== OR ===---

Marg: You might want to close your eyes.
Jorja: Why?
Marg: George is about to cut into that steak in front of him.
Jorja: Noooooooooooooo.

---=== OR ===---

Jorja: Oh, look. The gang from Cold Case is sucking up to the CBS brass.
Marg: Yeah, I see. But it is too late. Now they have to go back to their table in the corner with Numb3rs and Ghost Whisperer.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Marg: Let's pretend this is the after-awards party for Emmy night.
Jorja: While we are pretending, might as well wish we are getting a million dollars an episode.
Marg: Oh, like Petersen?
Jorja: Oh, shut up.

---=== OR ===---

Marg: You might want to close your eyes.
Jorja: Why?
Marg: George is about to cut into that steak in front of him.
Jorja: Noooooooooooooo.

---=== OR ===---

Jorja: Oh, look. The gang from Cold Case is sucking up to the CBS brass.
Marg: Yeah, I see. But it is too late. Now they have to go back to their table in the corner with Numb3rs and Ghost Whisperer.
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So hilarious, good ones Dynamo1:lol:

SARA..RAY..BRASS

SARA:: "This seems vaguely familiar, or we doing a new scene, or a re-run of the old one"?:confused:

BRASS:: "I'm not sure Sara, I've still got jet lag from flying in all night, and calling the wife to let her know I'm OK":cardie:

RAY:: "Sorry to rub this in, but I live 10 minutes from the studio, and people wonder why I signed on again, plus mega $$$$$":evil:

BRASS:: "Why are you looking up, what's going on"?:shifty:

SARA:: "The director is up there, and he's telling us what to do":)

RAY:: "Yeah, whatever they say I'll do, I'm just that kind of guy":rolleyes:

BRASS:: "Yeah you are, now what's next":cardie:
 
I'm new to this, but I'll give it a try...

Sara: Hey, look up on the roof, is that Sofia and...
Ray: I think so.
Brass: (on phone) Listen Sofia, I understand that you want proper closure instead of just disappearing, but threatening to put a bullet through Ecklie's head won't work...It's not that, it's just no-one cares too much if he dies, in fact you'd probably be doing us all a favour...
 
Ray: Hey Sara, look up there. Is that....?

Sara: Yeah, it's him. I wonder where he found the cape? I thought Grissom hid it before he left.

Ray: He's done this before?

Sara: Yeah, every so often the stress gets to him. Hey Brass, you better call it in.

Brass: Okay Sara. This is Brass. I'm at the Mirage. Could you send the padded wagon to my location. Ecklie's in Superman mode again. Make sure the guys bring along that green painted rock, it seems to relax him.
 
Sara: Is that Hodges?
Ray: Yes, he is threatening to jump if Wendy leaves the lab.
Sara: But wouldn't Wendy stay if Hodges is gone?
Ray: Yes, that's true.
Brass (on phone): Hi, Hodges. Wendy just packed up and left. Go ahead and jump.

---=== OR ===---

Brass (on phone): Yes, you heard me. He is threatening to jump... No, I won't call the police. I AM the police... I called you because you are the reason he wants to jump... Yes, you. You left the pepperoni off his pizza. Now get another one here on the double.

---=== OR ===---

Sara: Uh, Jim?
Brass: Not now, Sara. I'm calling for help.
Ray: Captain, maybe you...
Brass: Wait a minute Ray. I'm on hold.
Sara: HEY, BRASS!
Brass: What is it.
Sara: Move your car. He just jumped and is headed for the roof of the car.
Brass: NOOOOO! My paint job!
 
:lol:all so crazy Dyanmo1:rommie:

INTERNAL COMBUSTION

BRASS:: "OK, let me put it this way "cut the crap" what were you doing there"?:confused:

SUSPECT:: "UH, I don't know anything, and BTW, why should I answer your stupid questions"?:rolleyes:

BRASS:: "Because I said so, now do you want to call an attorney or answer my questions"?:scream:

SUSPECT:: "Where's that cute redhead":vulcan:

BRASS:: "Shut-up, you've got me", so spill or go to jail":(
 
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