The Locker Room #12 - Real Men Cry

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Personally, I really like the black hoodie and the shades XD Am I the only one who thinks he looks really cute and young in Shasta, and really wants to corrupt him?!
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I want to ravage that man, and I will take him any way I can get him ;) Bad haircut, black hoodies and all.
 
I don't get it. Why hasn't anyone started a petition for a tv show where he stars as a pro-nudist who lounges around looking gorgeous for the audience?

:D :D :D
 
^^ GREAT IDEA :lol:

he would be the perfect nudist and that show would have some sky-high numbers! oh, and while we're at it, let's get the rest of the crew to join him! :D
(just to make it fair...) :)

i wouldn't mind being an extra on set that day either...
 
Kimmychu said:
I don't get it. Why hasn't anyone started a petition for a tv show where he stars as a pro-nudist who lounges around looking gorgeous for the audience?

:D :D :D
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Sweet Baby Jesus! Now here's an idea! ;)
Well, he seems to be comfortable with showing his 'assets' every now and then, and we are comfortable with 'looking' at them... :devil:
BTW, 'looking at' is used very freely here; read 'fantasizing about', for example

What would you call that show?
"Joining the Nudist Movement: Carmine Behind the Scenes"
*fans herself*
He could have a celeb guest every week, too!

Now, excuse me, I have to go and find my brain. I think it's somewhere in the gutter. ;)
 
^^ you're going to have a hard time getting it out.
trust me, the gutter has a lot more to offer than reality... :D :devil:
 
:eek: It's amazing how a simple sentence can send my mind straight to the gutter, JDonne. ;) You're very wicked, I hope you know that. :devil:

Pro-Nudist, Carmine, and cameras all in one place? I'll sign on for that show! I don't know what my job would be...maybe I'd have to go around making sure that the metal patio furniture isn't too hot--we wouldn't want him to scorch is cute little bum, after all. :p
 
Faylinn said:
:eek: It's amazing how a simple sentence can send my mind straight to the gutter, JDonne. ;) You're very wicked, I hope you know that. :devil:

Pro-Nudist, Carmine, and cameras all in one place? I'll sign on for that show! I don't know what my job would be...maybe I'd have to go around making sure that the metal patio furniture isn't too hot--we wouldn't want him to scorch is cute little bum, after all. :p
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But then you could put After-Sun lotion on it, and make it all better...
 
Lyn said:
Faylinn said:
:eek: It's amazing how a simple sentence can send my mind straight to the gutter, JDonne. ;) You're very wicked, I hope you know that. :devil:

Pro-Nudist, Carmine, and cameras all in one place? I'll sign on for that show! I don't know what my job would be...maybe I'd have to go around making sure that the metal patio furniture isn't too hot--we wouldn't want him to scorch is cute little bum, after all. :p
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But then you could put After-Sun lotion on it, and make it all better...
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:lol: After a stressful day dealing with clients and a new job, I really needed to hear not only ah, eating ;), but putting aloe on his bum to make it better if he gets burned. :p Wow, residence in the gutter is getting so large!
 
Faylinn said:
Pro-Nudist, Carmine, and cameras all in one place? I'll sign on for that show! I don't know what my job would be...maybe I'd have to go around making sure that the metal patio furniture isn't too hot--we wouldn't want him to scorch is cute little bum, after all. :p
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I'd make sure everything stays in place. I meant the furniture. What else could I be talking about :devil:.

Carmine should host the show in Europe. Practically everyone is naked there *shudders* so when he goes to the beaches he can't wear swim shorts.
 
jorja_fan86 said:
Faylinn said:
Pro-Nudist, Carmine, and cameras all in one place? I'll sign on for that show! I don't know what my job would be...maybe I'd have to go around making sure that the metal patio furniture isn't too hot--we wouldn't want him to scorch is cute little bum, after all. :p
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I'd make sure everything stays in place. I meant the furniture. What else could I be talking about :devil:.

Carmine should host the show in Europe. Practically everyone is naked there *shudders* so when he goes to the beaches he can't wear swim shorts.
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Er, no we're not, we'd die of cold!
 
Wait, I'd get the chance to rub aloe all over his cute little arse? :) *adjusts a chair just-so in direct sunlight* Heh, oops! I guess I forgot to check that chair before he sat on it! :devil: *pops open the aloe bottle* Does that make me the official Hot Bun Rubber? :devil: Me-likes. ;)

Er, I really think he should film the show in North Carolina because, well, then I wouldn't have so far to commute. ;) :p I wonder if he'd rub aloe on my cheeks if I got sunburned? Or on my face if it got burnt? :devil: :lol:
 
Faylinn said:
Wait, I'd get the chance to rub aloe all over his cute little arse? :) *adjusts a chair just-so in direct sunlight* Heh, oops! I guess I forgot to check that chair before he sat on it! :devil: *pops open the aloe bottle* Does that make me the official Hot Bun Rubber? :devil: Me-likes. ;)

Er, I really think he should film the show in North Carolina because, well, then I wouldn't have so far to commute. ;) :p I wonder if he'd rub aloe on my cheeks if I got sunburned? Or on my face if it got burnt? :devil: :lol:
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He'd rub aloe in your face with his bumcheeks? :devil: :devil: :devil:
 
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