lookaboomerang
Coroner
Since the transcript seems to be in such high demand, I'm going to attempt to make one. You can PM me for my address afterwards to find out where to send my Christmas present. 
Ok. I typed up a poor excuse for a transcript. It is NOT word for word and there's a few little parts I was missing due to them talking over each other and just not being able to make out the recording I did. I got the main parts, but most of it was just not being able to hear well enough. Transcribing--is a bitch.
T-Please welcome, friend of my friend, Nicky Danger's friend, Carmine Giovinazzo
(Hysteria unfolds)
T-Hey Carmine, how you doin? Welcome to the show, thanks for being here. It's a great scene, it looked like a great scene.
C-Thank you, thank you
C- I got a little Christmas present for your grandson. And I hear that he refuses to wear anything but New York Giants
T- Yeah, yeah. (Holds up back of the jersey) Tiki Barber!
C-( Saying something about Nicky Danger. Kind of hard to make out because Danza keeps talking over him.)
T- Listen, you're a friend of my friends. Yeah yeah, when I moved to LA, we became very close friends. Sort of like Entourage...I brought you wine too
C- Ok
T- You know, just incase you're into that, and it's a Christmas show.
C- Thank you.
T- But um...Nicky said to say hello and he speaks very highly of you. He's one of those guys who takes young actors under his wing and he helps ya out
C- I met Nicky when I first moved to LA, and I was living in the same building as him and it was great and he kinda showed me the ropes a little bit
T- You know, his nickname is Nick Danger
C- No, I didn't know that
C- And I'd like to say my mother and sister picked that out, so you should thank them for that
T- Ah. Thank you very much
T- So, Carmine. You're a local guy--Staten Island?
C- Staten Island yeah
T- And how long you been out there?
C- Long enough to despise this cold weather. Almost ten years now, moved out there in 97
T- Oh yeah. What do you think about the uh city? What do you think about LA?
C- I love it. I love it because it's completely the opposite of New York. I like the change, I like the difference, I like the living by the mountains and by the beach and all that. Yeah, I dig it.
T- You..now your family's here. You got cops in your family?
C- Yeah. An bunch of them. My father was a cop years and years ago. My sister's a cop, 15 years. (Smiles at her) My brother in law is one, worked for the mayor for a little bit, intelligence and all that.
C- No no no. I think they always used to say that I'd be the hairdresser and she'd be the cop or something like that. But yeah, it's ironic that I'm playing the cop now.
T- So it's the second season of the show?
C- Yeah, second season
T- Yeah, and uh so now it's pretty much you walk around and get spotted, right?
C- Ehhh...I'm still pretty incognito. And you know, people look at me a little funny and I kinda look back at them and forget that maybe they're lookin at me because I'm on a show and I kinda get pissed off and I'm like, "What are you lookin at"
T- You know, it's funny. Being from NY, there is a lot of that, you know? A lot of the time, we don't even make eye contact sometimes. Meanwhile, during this transit strike, we're all brothers and sisters jumping in each others cars. It's magnificent.
C- Yeah, it's a shame that these kinds of things have to happen for us to bond
T- Yeah, I know
C- And it can't be like that all the time.
T- You know, I read this quote of yours. This is great. "I'm just a tea guy. (Carmine laughs) If it's a rainy day, I'm just gonna stay in. I like tea"(Carmine laughs again) I don't know Carmine. That just doesn't sound like you. By the way, I like tea. I've discovered the joy of tea
C- I don't do caffiene, I can't drink caffiene. But that was one of the things where it was "What do you like to drink?" 'Well, I like to drink tea.'"And when it rains, what do you like to do?" 'I stay in' So, now I drink tea and stay in on rainy days.
T- Was this in the People Magazines sexiest ones?
C- Yeah
T- I was People's sexiest grandfather
C- I'm an introduction to sexy
T- Up and coming sexy guys
C- Yeah yeah
T- So listen, because we know you're a big tea drinker. Look at what we have, it's the biggest tea cup. (Carmine cackles). Now let me tell you, my show spares no expense.(He said something else here, unintelligible)
T-Listen Carmine. It's a pleasure to meet you. I hope you come back. I wish you luck, and wish you luck on the show. Say hello to Melina and Gary Sinise for me. I hope your family has a wonderful holiday. (Something about catching CSI:NY tonight)
Like I said, it's about 80% accurate. I didn't give anyone words they didn't say or anything like that, and if I did, it's because I know I heard it once, but didn't hear it when I typed it up. Anything I inserted that they didn't say, was purely by accident. Take it all with a grain of salt, and enjoy.
Ok. I typed up a poor excuse for a transcript. It is NOT word for word and there's a few little parts I was missing due to them talking over each other and just not being able to make out the recording I did. I got the main parts, but most of it was just not being able to hear well enough. Transcribing--is a bitch.
T-Please welcome, friend of my friend, Nicky Danger's friend, Carmine Giovinazzo
(Hysteria unfolds)
T-Hey Carmine, how you doin? Welcome to the show, thanks for being here. It's a great scene, it looked like a great scene.
C-Thank you, thank you
C- I got a little Christmas present for your grandson. And I hear that he refuses to wear anything but New York Giants
T- Yeah, yeah. (Holds up back of the jersey) Tiki Barber!
C-( Saying something about Nicky Danger. Kind of hard to make out because Danza keeps talking over him.)
T- Listen, you're a friend of my friends. Yeah yeah, when I moved to LA, we became very close friends. Sort of like Entourage...I brought you wine too
C- Ok
T- You know, just incase you're into that, and it's a Christmas show.
C- Thank you.
T- But um...Nicky said to say hello and he speaks very highly of you. He's one of those guys who takes young actors under his wing and he helps ya out
C- I met Nicky when I first moved to LA, and I was living in the same building as him and it was great and he kinda showed me the ropes a little bit
T- You know, his nickname is Nick Danger
C- No, I didn't know that
C- And I'd like to say my mother and sister picked that out, so you should thank them for that
T- Ah. Thank you very much
T- So, Carmine. You're a local guy--Staten Island?
C- Staten Island yeah
T- And how long you been out there?
C- Long enough to despise this cold weather. Almost ten years now, moved out there in 97
T- Oh yeah. What do you think about the uh city? What do you think about LA?
C- I love it. I love it because it's completely the opposite of New York. I like the change, I like the difference, I like the living by the mountains and by the beach and all that. Yeah, I dig it.
T- You..now your family's here. You got cops in your family?
C- Yeah. An bunch of them. My father was a cop years and years ago. My sister's a cop, 15 years. (Smiles at her) My brother in law is one, worked for the mayor for a little bit, intelligence and all that.
C- No no no. I think they always used to say that I'd be the hairdresser and she'd be the cop or something like that. But yeah, it's ironic that I'm playing the cop now.
T- So it's the second season of the show?
C- Yeah, second season
T- Yeah, and uh so now it's pretty much you walk around and get spotted, right?
C- Ehhh...I'm still pretty incognito. And you know, people look at me a little funny and I kinda look back at them and forget that maybe they're lookin at me because I'm on a show and I kinda get pissed off and I'm like, "What are you lookin at"
T- You know, it's funny. Being from NY, there is a lot of that, you know? A lot of the time, we don't even make eye contact sometimes. Meanwhile, during this transit strike, we're all brothers and sisters jumping in each others cars. It's magnificent.
C- Yeah, it's a shame that these kinds of things have to happen for us to bond
T- Yeah, I know
C- And it can't be like that all the time.
T- You know, I read this quote of yours. This is great. "I'm just a tea guy. (Carmine laughs) If it's a rainy day, I'm just gonna stay in. I like tea"(Carmine laughs again) I don't know Carmine. That just doesn't sound like you. By the way, I like tea. I've discovered the joy of tea
C- I don't do caffiene, I can't drink caffiene. But that was one of the things where it was "What do you like to drink?" 'Well, I like to drink tea.'"And when it rains, what do you like to do?" 'I stay in' So, now I drink tea and stay in on rainy days.
T- Was this in the People Magazines sexiest ones?
C- Yeah
T- I was People's sexiest grandfather
C- I'm an introduction to sexy
T- Up and coming sexy guys
C- Yeah yeah
T- So listen, because we know you're a big tea drinker. Look at what we have, it's the biggest tea cup. (Carmine cackles). Now let me tell you, my show spares no expense.(He said something else here, unintelligible)
T-Listen Carmine. It's a pleasure to meet you. I hope you come back. I wish you luck, and wish you luck on the show. Say hello to Melina and Gary Sinise for me. I hope your family has a wonderful holiday. (Something about catching CSI:NY tonight)
Like I said, it's about 80% accurate. I didn't give anyone words they didn't say or anything like that, and if I did, it's because I know I heard it once, but didn't hear it when I typed it up. Anything I inserted that they didn't say, was purely by accident. Take it all with a grain of salt, and enjoy.
