Ha! Mr. Wife-And-Kids! Absolutely priceless! And if Nick ever were to get married (not to Greg) I think his wife would leave him because he's so clueless about women. There was that bit in Nesting Dolls, and then when he said "I know all I need to know" to Grissom. That and that he's an ass man and likes flat chests, but we'll leave that out for the sake of his fake-marriage. One thing I like about being paranoid is that I come here and everyone can prove my paranoia-induced theories wrong. You're all so good at it! As for the new chick, I hope she's a lesbian. >_> Not ONLY would that make Nick jealous (if her and Greg start talking), but he'd be jealous for no reason. And maybe it'd prompt them to get together. LOL. I'm reminding me of my oneshot, now.