i see hundreds of posts and now i think, "this is stupid," how the ---- do i respond to 400 posts? It takes me 3 days to email my mother.
I've been told if you follow LilMissX on twitter, good things will come to you in the afterlife. (I should also tell you she gave me $1)
Some minions have questioned my authenticity. This no-shirt photo
http://s577.photobucket.com/albums/ss211/misha4515/ should be proof enough
And hello all from australia, brazil, china, UK, venezuela, New Jersey and elsewhere. :lol: So New Jersey is now another country ... lol
Jim Beaver is doing a book signing in Calabasas on Sunday. I haven't read it, but i've ordered it and i can't wait. He is a great human. :lol: Human
No. I refuse to say hello to Canada, Germany or Cleveland. I'm sorry folks, but i'm not going to mention you.
yes, that is me canoeing down the LA river. I was actually the first person to solo kayak down the LA river. This photo is from my 2nd trip :lol: click the link above he's clearly got someone else in the canoe
IL is in canada so i'm not mentioning it. & New Zealand and Italy are in Australia, which i already mentioned. Pay attention people.
Hungary, France, Iceland, this is starting to feel like geography class. I quit. I'm going to buy a car. Have fun watching tonight. Bye.
Seriously, no more place names! in fact, no more proper names, period. Actually, nouns are out too. (That means you Brazil and Sweden).
I'm trying to find a vehicle that gets good fuel economy. So far, this is the best model i've found for MPG
http://twitpic.com/584yu
But i'm also looking at this commuter vehicle:
http://twitpic.com/585ay
By popular vote, i'm going for the pony. Alright, gotta go. I'm putting in an offer on a submarine and a chain of islands in the s. pacific
From the enthusiasm 4 the pony, I'd guess you were a bunch of ranch hands. Great! Ive got hillbilly minions. I knew they're be a catch.
U realize, to eat that cake ur going to have to dismember me. even so, it's still flattering.
I would like to formally apologize for the typos (past and future)... I'm sorrie.
But I'm gonna have to take a hard line from here on out. Anyone (Bsides me) using badly grammar, abr. or mispelin' is gonna be perm. removed
Ok, guys. Gotta run. Obama has asked me to advise the Joint Chiefs on the mid east in a closed-door meeting tonght. I've gotta prep.
We had an earthquake this morning. Fortunately, i live in a windowless underground bunker, so i am fine.
However, my periscope isn't working so i can't tell whether the rest of los angeles is still standing or not.
I'm glad you all think it's so funny. I'm 120' underground with nothing but my laptop and stacks of gold bullion waiting out aftershocks
Right, yes. I'm down here with my computer and my gold and my pony. And i'm tweeting and cleaning my guns.
The laptop is powered by the pony on a treadmill. I planned it all out very carefully.
Minions, the pony gave out. I consumed the haunches while still warm. very little power left on my laptop. Very little oxygen. I'm so weak.
I'm back out. i was turning the doorknob the wrong way. Now i see... i left the lens cap on the periscope. Man, i'm covered in pony blood.
Minions (Mignions in France), 1 of you must have ratted me out on the Pony sushi--2500 PETA protesters are holding vigil in my front yard. :wtf:
I see some of these "mishap-preciation#" posts. I would like to correct a few historical inaccuracies...
1) i did not invent the internet. what i invented was a game calld "gash" where you bounce large glass marbles off your baby brother's skull
2) i did not "build rome in a day". This is a common retelling. I merely hid in a roman sewer with my great dane, Rupert, for a day.
No. I did not "eat Rupert." Get your mind out the gutters. He was far too lean. I made his hide into a raft & escaped thru the aqueducts.
I don't care for golf, but Jens makes it looks sexy. 