Stupid/Embarassing things you/someone you know has done

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My story is short :p
I was wiping off the board in the school when my classteacher came to the classroom. Everyone hates her. She started speaking very fast, and no one understood what she said (in addition, no one cared). I finished wiping off the board, and I pushed the sponge harder to it and wrote 4 letters: STFU. The teacher teachs English, and she noticed the letters in a few minutes, but said nothing. Everyone laughed :D
 
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:lol: A kid fell asleep in Algebra and Ward-ski (my teacher's nickname) just let him sleep.

Roka- I was just curious. You seem like a college person.
 
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oh lordy, i had some less then bright girls in my high school! once in grade 11 physics, we were doing optics, and the teacher was explaining how glasses work by changing where the image focuses inside a persons eye. and a girl asks 'how do contact lenses work?' and the teacher says 'the same as glasses' she then asks 'but arent they made of metal?'
the teacher just turned back to the blackboard and kept writing. :lol: this girl said something stupid almost every week, it was ridiculous, but thats the one i remembered. my friends and i would have the 'like' count, to see how many times she said like in a class. once during and english presentation and debate she said it almost 50 times :eek:
 
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Oh god, I know I have a ton of these. Stupid stuff happens to me/around me all the time.

But here's one I can remember at the moment. I used to work at a casino, paying out slot machine jackpots. When we're bored we just walk around and talk. So me and a guy friend (who has really long hair, he has it in a ponytail) were walking around and this lady comes up behind us, taps him on the shoulder and says "excuse me, miss" I couldn't help in I burst out laughing and almost peed myself. The lady must have been so embarassed but I was laughing more at my friend than anything. :lol: :lol:
 
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Hehe ok i have a funny story. Well...i thought it was funny :)

Last summer my friend and i were walking down the street, and she had her mohawk at that time, and she had it spiked up. We were just coming back from the grocery store and this little old lady was like "Oh you crazy boys and your crazy fads these days"
I practically fell to the ground laughing because my friend, as you already know,is a girl. :lol:
 
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Since I live near the coast we get a lot of seagulls at our school, and they like to eat our leftover food and are constantly flying around at lunch time. Well I was sitting next to my friend Cameron and a seagull flew above us and pooped right on Cameron's pants. It was so hilarious :lol: and I was just glad that the bird poo hit him and not me :D
 
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Okay, I really hope my best friend doesnt read this! She will hate me forever! Anyways,

I was at my friends house and her grandfather asked if they had seen the vaseline in the bathroom that he had been using to treat a rash in his....ahem...manly areas. Only then did she realize what he was talking about and she had used the same vaseline to treat her chaped lips!!! :lol: :lol:
 
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^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was manually washing my dad's car, and I turned the hose on high. So, I turned pressed the spray in the direction of the car, which is like, 6 inches from me. All the water bounced back right into my face. Stupid.
 
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eeeewwwww!!!! that vaseline one was gross!! youre such a nice friend to put that on the internet :lol: i will never put vaseline on my lips again, just in case ;)
 
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Today at the mall I found this shirt that said "What the duck?" with a little rubber duck on it. The music in the store was loud but I didn't know it was the end of the song; I raised my voice rather loud and said to my mom standing about 3 feet away "This shirt says 'What the fu**'!" My hand shot to my mouth and of course since the song had ended, the entire store heard my little slip up.
 
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Here is my story:
My french teacher(who doesnt speak much english) got in a car accident, and no one knew what happened. So in class that day we all started to bug her about it at once.asking questions repetitivly like "what happened?" "are you ok" "did you have to stop for a while" "did the police come"....we did that just to annoy her. So then as we are screaming at her...she shouts out over us "I'm pregnant!!"
everyone stops dead. there is a moment of silence. then we all start burst out laughing. someone asks "your kidding right?" she says she isn't kidding. she tells us not to tell anyone. 1 second after the class ended the whole school knew.

:D
 
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I know! Aren't I the best! ;) I'm a real catch! :lol: I really hope she doesn't kill me!

How awkward for your french teacher! I would have said it was a joke just so that you wouldn't tell anyone.
 
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thats what we all ended up having to do...cause she got mad at us..but then..you know..it started showing and everyone found out it was true
 
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I have a funny story :lol:

On Thursday, my mom heard some meowing coming from our front yard. Our cat had been missing for about a day, and she thought it was him. She went outside, and she saw my neighbor on his hands & knees, meowing like a cat. So she went in the backyard and looked around, and my neighbor came up to her and said "Are you looking for your cat?" So my mom said she was, and my neighbor goes "My daughter hears cats meowing all the time, and I tell her it's her imagination."

Now tell me that's not one of the weirdest things ever! But it actually wasn't surprising coming from my neighbors -- they're all weird lol. :lol: :lol:
 
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One of my friends had fallen asleep beside me in class. It was a really boring class, so I didn't blame her a whole lot. However, this happened to be in a class with one of the most strict teachers I'd ever had...Anyway, we were talking about family law, and at the moment, we had been talking about spousal support. Someone just down the row from us said something about "marrying a female lawyer." It was in context, but he didn't have the right idea.

Anyway--my friend hears this, opens her eyes and says "Wait a minute...did he just say something about marrying a female lion?"

We were sitting the second row from the front of the room where the teacher was standing, and I tried my hardest not to laugh.
 
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