Excuse the rant, but I have to vent. If this is in the wrong forum, let me know.
TalkCSI has been abuzz over the latest TV Guide article, wherein Melina Kankaredes insinuates that Stellamay get a new man this season, and if she does, it might be someone we know. A great squee was hard throughout the fen, and many speculated that Stella/Flack was about to become canon.
I immediately reached for the barf bucket.
Now, before I go any further, I must admit that much of my antipathy for the idea stems from the fact that if Stella/Flack goes canon, my OFC crack is dead in the water. I admitted as much to an LJ friend a few days ago. I like writing my crack, and it would be quite the downer if canon takes a giant, wet whizz in my sandbox.
There's nothing stopping me from sticking my fingers in my ears, screaming, "LALALA!" as loudly as I can, and steadfastly ignoring canon with the fanaticism of the damned, I suppose, but even if I did, it wouldn't be the same because the suspension of disbelief necessary to write the detailed crack in which I indulge would be impossible. I would know that Flack never fell in love with and married a witch and discovered the magical world behind Grand Central Station because canon would unequivocally tell me so, and there would be no getting around it. I could slap an AU label on it and keep going, but it would be hollow and self-serving, and that's no fun.
That being said, I do have objections to this possibility for reasons other than the ruination of my crack den, and here they are:
1. I don't want CSI:NY to devolve it ER, angst-o-rama drivel a la CSI:Miami. I like angst and character interaction as much as anybody, but I have no desire to spend the season watching Lindsay moan into her coffee cup or Mac and Peyton make google eyes at each other over a cooling corpse. I don't want to see Peyton flouncing around in a snit because Mac put on his Justice khakis on too tight and got snippy with her. I want to see the team pulling itself together after the shockwaves of last year, growing stronger as a unit. Yes, tragedy often brings people together, but it doesn't always put them hip to hip between the sheets.
I want to see the Nerd Squad interacting and leaning on each other. I want to see Lindsay and Danny talking, and I want to see Stella and Flack bonding over their crappy experiences. But I don't want to see it as pillow talk. It cheapens the moment, somehow, to think that they're only talking in the hopes of getting their rocks off. And hey, sometimes, good, solid friendships are better than sex any day
2. Inter-office hook-ups rarely work, and when they inevitably implode, everybody sidles around, pretending everything is hunky-dory and going off the deep end at the drop of a hat. There is awkward conversation and constant backbiting and the viewers end up hating everyone for being whiny bitches. I hate Danny and Lindsay for just this reason, and the first time Flack pisses and moans that Stella wasn't there for him when the chips were down, I'm breaking my TV screen and eating the glass to dull the pain. He is, however, free to pimpslap Danny all he likes; Messer has proven himself a shitty friend.
3. The romance and woe, woe, woe are threatening to overwhelm the show. The producers have been beating us about the head with the Danny/Lindsay cudgel for an entire season. Now they've clumsily retconned the Mac/Peyton pairing, and never you mind S2. Now they're hinting Stella/???(Flack seems to be the consensus). The only odd men out are Hawkes and Hammerbeck, and boy, wouldn't that be a pairing? If all three pairings come to fruition, the show will no longer be about the team but the fractured, peen-and-twat cliques within the team, and I have zero interest in that. If I wanted Angsty Romance Woe of the Week, I'd watch Grey's Anatomy.
And hey, remember the dead people, the victims for which they're supposed to be fighting? Me neither after "Run Silent, Run Deep". Personal drama overwhelmed everything after that.
4. The writers have consistently proven themselves to be inept when it comes to handling personal conflict. They've been as subtle with D/L as a toddler with hyperactivity disorder, and I have no confidence that they could handle the rumored Stella/Flack dynamic with the finesse it would require at this point. These are two very damaged, hurting people at this point, and the last thing they need is to be flung into a romance willy-nilly. Thusfar, the NY writers have displayed no grasp of human psychology, and I don't expect them to start now. Stella deserves better, Flack deserves better, and frankly, so do the fans.