Yeah, I don't much care about the whole ME, conveniently concealed love story that will probably end badly because it's fucking Claire Forlani and we're on season 3 and no way will they run into the sunset chasing after bunnies and puppies and kitties while we groan ourselves to death. I just have one question...
Her name is Peyton?
Peyton?
Ugh. *shoots her* I hate her parents for giving her that gawdawful name. I hate people who give their daughters male names, period. It's one of my biggest pet peeves ever. I hate that shit. And then they had to go and find the most unattractive name in history. Peyton. What is she, a 5 year old sparkleigh purple pryncess who dances wyth unycorns and runs under pretty, pretty raynbows? Because that's usually what goes through parents minds when their give their daughters male names or overly frilly monikers like Mickinzy, McMadison, Macayla and those other abominations.
Peyton, for God's sake. Peyton! Peyote? I know I'll need some this season.
So where was she when Mac almost got blown to reece's pieces? Watching Peyton's Place on pay-per-payton while smoking peyote on the peace pipe that she got on a pow-wow she partakes in Payton with Chief Clayton Dayton Payton, Peyton?