Well, if you
really wanted, I could do an 11th thread but then the 'Final Frontier' title wouldn't make sense. :lol: I just figure, end it while it's still relatively good.
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Next morning, Colosseum
Anni: *kicks rock* Why are we here?
Jenna: Because Horatio left us and told us to have a vacation.
Anni: But Katie isn't here!
Jenna: We can have a vacation without her, I'm sure it won't kill us.
Anni: *kicks grass* Stupid Greece.
Speed: Why don't you just forget about the whole thing for a while. H said he'd have her back.
Delko:
H is lying.
Speed: Eric, stop it. There's no conspiracy.
Delko: *rolls eyes*
Calleigh: *looks around* Oh hey! Look at this! *runs over to booth* It says here you can be a gladiator for a day.
Ryan: Oh cool.
Calleigh: Who wants to be a gladiator!
Ryan: I DO! *raises hand* I've always wanted to look strong.
Calleigh: Okay. *turns to booth* I need two tickets.
Woman: *hands over tickets* Armour's an extra 50 bucks.
Calleigh: ..So what's the ticket for?
Woman: Renting the space.
Calleigh: Oh.
Ryan: *puts on shield and armour* This is so awesome. Okay who wants to battle me?
Jenna: I'll battle you!
Ryan: There's no girl gladiators.
Jenna: What? How come?
Ryan: Because women were like dogs back in the day.
Everyone: *frowns*
Delko: Fine, you know what, I can spare ten seconds to beat the crap out of you. *grabs armour*
Lora: Is it just me or does he actually seem mad?
Carly: I much prefer him when he's being stupid.
Delko: *swings sword*
Ryan: AH! NOT YET, I'M NOT READY!
Middle of Colosseum
Ryan: *bouncing around* Okay, okay, okay, rules? Don't hit below the belt.
Delko: I don't think gladiators had those rules.
Ryan: Well I do. My below parts are kind of an investment I'd like to keep.
Delko: Fine but no face hitting.
Ryan: Fine by me. Oh, and steer clear of my ankles. They're kind of weak.
Delko: And try not to get my side, it's bruis-
Lora: JUST KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY!
Delko: *swings sword*
Ryan: *jumps back* HA! *swings sword*
Delko: *leans back*
Ryan: *shoves sword ahead*
Delko: OW! *holds arm*
Ryan: That's right! I had a sword class in highschool and I rocked it.
Delko: *throws sword*
Ryan: What are you doing?
Delko: *throws shield* If we're going to fight, we might as well do it like men.
Ryan: I thought we were doing it like men.
Delko: We were doing it like pansies.
Ryan: Since when am I a pansy? And since when do you c-
Delko: *punches Ryan*
Everyone: Oohh.
Ryan: *falls over*
Delko: *claps* Come on, get up.
Ryan: *holding face* I'm blind! I can't see!
Delko: *grabs Ryan*
Ryan: Ah!
Delko: *throws Ryan*
Ryan: AHH!
Anni: *sits on bleachers* Okay this is entertaining.
Carly: *eats popcorn*
Anni: Where did you get popcorn?
Carly: *looks down* ...I'm not sure.
Middle of Colosseum
Ryan: *swings arms*
Delko: *holding Ryan's head between arms*
Ryan: LEMME GO!
Delko: I thought you said you took classes.
Ryan: Okay they were art classes of people fighting with swords, but it didn't look that hard! *kicks Delko*
Delko: AH! *falls backward*
Ryan: HA! *kicks Delko*
Delko: OW! *falls over*
Ryan: *kicking Delko* That's right, I'm kickin' you while you're down. TAKE THAT.
Bleachers
Lilly: *fans self* Whew it sure is gettin' hot over there.
Jess: *fans self* You're tellin' me. We just need to bronze 'em.
Anni: KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
Middle of Colosseum
Ryan: HEAR ME ROAR!
Delko: *trips Ryan*
Ryan: AH! *falls over*
Delko: *stands* Owned.
Ryan: It's pwned.
Delko: That doesn't make any sense.
Ryan: Well I didn't make it up. Go ask the person who did. *pokes Eric in the eye*
Delko: OW! *holds face*
Ryan: I WIN!
Bleachers
Jenna: So do we like, throw flowers?
Carly: *throws popcorn*
Lora: I don't think that gives the same effect.
Carly: I'd throw my shoe but these were expensive.
BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Everyone: *screams*
Anni: *ducks* Oh my God it's gunfire!
Delko: *pulls out gun*
Calleigh: *pulls out gun*
BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Carly: *dives for cover*
Delko: *turns around* Did you see where they were coming from?
Calleigh: No. *looks around*
Delko: Anyone hit?
Ryan: MY BUM! *points to butt*
Lilly: Awww! Do you want a kiss?
Ryan: On my bum?
Lilly: ...
Ryan: *rubs butt*
TBC...........................