Road Trip! The Final Frontier.

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  1. carlz31

    carlz31 Coroner

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    HECK YES! LIKE IN THE CREEPY PAINTING ONE! And you're right, that one got so much creepier towards the end...*shudders* Yeesh.

    Wow...Katie is certainly...um, whats the word? Crazy? I don't know if she's insane or whatever, or if pulling a gun on people is like a pre-requisite for the RTers :lol: Ah, we so crazy.

    Aw, poor Colton though. She goes on one date with him and decides to leave forever. Can't be good for the mans ego ;) Hehe.

    *sturggles against ropes* Update soon!

    Oh, I forgot about that. Like that guy with his hook, or the guy with his truck. Heh, Delko shall live on in Teddington! Or Ted. Or Snuffles. Or all the others. Man, they're gonna have a lot of teddy burning to do...
     
  2. Jenna_Caine

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    Oh, boy, that really sounds like my best friend and I... :lol:

    That's me alright... *meep* *waves* Lol

    :guffaw: You bet I have been! ;)

    Are you sure...? :p ;)


    Aw, hell yeah! :guffaw: That is SO me... :lol: :p

    I'm having so much fun here... :D
     
  3. Hunter

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    Gee some 'best-friends' Katie and Anni are. Yeesh! Who the heck pulls out a gun and points it at their friend to "get our of their way"?? IT'S CALLED A CAT FIGHT LADIES. :lol:

    :guffaw: Okay, who here does NOT watch Supernatural? Raise of hands.

    As the next sunrise! For the love of Horatio Caine Katie you are so damn predicatable. It's getting wee bit repetitive. Oy vey, you do have an anger problem.

    Thanks for the update Geni! :D
     
  4. Anni Grey

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    Er....Wow? Katie... That was crucial! I mean, yeah, Anni was being her lunatic self, but geez, did it warrant a gun to the face? Anger is definetly not a good thing for Katie. I suspect though, once you've pulled a gun on your best friend, the only way to go is down...

    Ah...Jenna, is well, interesting to stay the least. It's a trip, she's just as crazy as I am over a certain someone;)

    But I digress...



    *raises hand hesitantly* It sounds interesting though... don't cast me away!:)


    Um... seems like anger and pathos runs rampant through this family... Well, at least Lori was being truthfull about it all...


    Excellent update, Geni!
     
  5. that_girl1

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    LMAO Supernatural reference much? :lol:

    Wait until they get into bigger trouble. Jenna might end up in jail too:p
     
  6. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    LOL! Anni, there's no way we could possibly cast you away. ;) You're the butter to our bread, the kink in our chain, the superglue to our foreheads....well, you get the idea. :lol:

    Thanks for the reviews everyone. :D They're always a delight to read!

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    Hotel room

    Anni: *sits on bed* She didn't have to bitchslap me with a gun.

    Speed: *hands over ice, sits* You could have just let her go.

    Anni: I feel terrible. She's my best friend and now she hates me, she's leaving and she probably won't make it out there.

    Speed: Have some confidence in her.

    Anni: I can't. She's an idiot and she's stubborn and she's...*sigh* She always has to have things her way, even if it means sleeping in a gutter somewhere.

    Speed: Yeah.

    Anni: You understand her, right? I m-

    Speed: *laughs*

    Anni: What.

    Speed: I understand her just about as well as I understand most women.

    Anni: Oh.

    Jenna: *runs in* WOW, sorry, were you guys like, gettin' it on or anything?

    Anni: No.

    Speed: No.

    Jenna: Okay good. Can I hide in here?

    Speed: Why?

    Jenna: Because I stole Eric's new teddy bear. *holds out bear* He calls him Tedson.

    Delko: *runs in* MY BEAR!

    Jenna: *screams, runs*

    Delko: *runs*

    Bathroom

    Jenna: *holds teddy over toilet* One more step and he's a dead bear.

    Delko: For the love of Horatio, don't drop him in the toilet! He's not ready for life in the sewers. Unlike Sniffles. *salutes* Bless his soul.

    Jenna: *lifts lid* I'll give back the bear if you give back the tampons.

    Delko: But what am I supposed to use in the middle of the night when I get nosebleeds?

    Jenna: Toilet paper like everyone else.

    Delko: Yeah but I can just stick them up my n-

    Jenna: *lowers teddy*

    Delko: NO! No, okay how about this. What if I...buy you...a cake.

    Jenna: What kind of cake?

    Delko: Ice cream cake.

    Jenna: Lactose intolerant.

    Delko: Oreo cake.

    Jenna: Chocolate...intolerant.

    Delko: Cheese cake.

    Jenna: ...Okay that's still dairy.

    Delko: It is?

    Jenna: Down he goes. *drops teddy*

    Delko: NO! *runs to toilet*

    Jenna: *flushes*

    Delko: TEDSON! HOLD ON! *throws loofa* GRAB HOLD!

    Toilet gurgles

    Jenna: ...Oooh. That didn't sound good.

    Speed: *walks in* What's going on?

    Jenna: Eric did it. *points*

    Speed: *looks down* This isn't going to be another Chalet incident, is it?

    Jenna: Why, what happened in a Chalet?

    Anni: *walks in* Eric took a dump and blew up the bathroom.

    Jenna: Dude, what do you eat? Explosives?

    Delko: *puts hands on hips* Some people can't help it.

    Speed: Get whatever the hell that is out of our toilet.

    Delko: It's Tedson.

    Speed: Stop giving them names.

    Delko: But he-

    Speed: Stop giving them genders.

    Delko: It-

    Speed: No.

    Delko: B-

    Speed: Get it out.

    Delko: Do you have a plunger?

    Speed: *frowns*

    Jenna: Boy you two must have WILD conversations.

    Speed/Delko: *look at Jenna*

    Jenna: Or...well, I'll just...go get my tampons back. *walks away*

    Anni: *looks into toilet* Aw, his little eyes popped off.

    Delko: *sniffs* Poor little guy. *salutes*

    Suite

    Horatio: Carly, Heather, stop the bickering. You can each have the remote.

    Carly: But only one person can have the remote.

    Heather: Yeah and her channels are terrible.

    Carly: Shut up. *pushes Heather*

    Horatio: No, I mean you can have it in shifts. Carly for ten minutes, then Heather for ten minutes.

    Carly: But...you can't watch a whole show in ten minutes.

    Heather: You can with my shows. *grabs remote*

    Carly: Stop being a bitch.

    Heather: Stop being Australian.

    Carly: Why do people always throw that in my face?

    Lora: Because it's fun.

    Carly: Yeah well..well..STOP BEING AMERICAN.

    Lora: I'm Canadian.

    Carly: Damnit.

    TBC..................................
     
  7. CSI_in_training

    CSI_in_training CSI Level Two

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    YES! I am back! I disappeared for a couple hours to drink, eat and lose at darts, but I am back!
    Oh! Eric has...had...a teddy bear again! But now its gone and drowned in the toilet.
    KATIE! I miss you already. You can't leave us, you need to get us high again, and then be the life of the party and tell us it isn't that bad when we get arrested for public indecency.
    I watch Supernatural! I love Geni's constant references, especially WWBD! (I just started watching Buffy actually)
    Jenna!! welcome to the crazyness. You seem to fit in better than fine.
     
  8. HellsBells

    HellsBells Tormenting Camp Counselors

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    Dude, She's the Man reference, sweet.[/Dean]

    Carly, how about a compromise, CSI:Miami for an hour, Supernatural another and we just switch back and forth? :lol:

    Poor Tedson, didn't even last a day. Jenna, what did the poor teddy ever do to you?

    Great Update, Geni. Can't wait for more.
     
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  9. Anni Grey

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    I'm so glad that I won't be outcast, now , however, I think I may need to start watching Supernatural to get the idea of things:lol:.

    The update , as always was hilarious... Forget for the moment that Speed and Anni were having a civilized convo ( i know, its so rare that I had to stop and reread:)), let's get to the meat of the insanity....Eric Delko.

    What the....tampons? And the idea of tissue escapes him? He and Jenna, however are made for each other. She held on to Tedson like it was nobody's business. Tedson...we hardly knew thee. This makes like, what, six teddy bears that have met their maker at the hands of Delko?:guffaw:

    Hilarious...simply hilarious!
     
  10. Jenna_Caine

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    *clears throat* If you cannot get back at the person, get back at his bear! XD Wow... I love it...

    ...Chocolate intolerant??? I gotta say... WTF, MAN? :wtf: How can someone be chocolate intolerant? Lol, j/k!

    ...

    ...

    ... :guffaw: LMAO! That is so... freaking... perfect... *dies laughing*

    ...God, I love me... XD!
     
  11. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    ^^ To be honest, I've never seen 'She's the Man'. :lol:

    Thanks for the reviews everyone! :D

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    In Taxi

    Katie: *opens wallet* Airport, please.

    Driver: *stares at road*

    Katie: *looks out window* Why are we going down an alley?

    Driver: Quickest way.

    Katie: *reaches into purse* ...Man I forgot it.

    Hotel

    Heather: CARLY! STOP IT!

    Carly: I can't find a channel if I don't surf.

    Heather: It's hurting my eyes. Just stick to one.

    Carly: I can't.

    Heather: There's only 5 channels!

    Carly: I'm used to 5 channels.

    Heather: I'm not. Give me the remote.

    Jenna: *runs in* HA!

    Delko: Give me back my underwear!

    Everyone: *looks at Eric*

    Delko: *covering front*

    Calleigh: Why aren't you wearing underwear?

    Delko: ...I wanted to see if that brand of underwear could survive a wedgie.

    Jenna: And it didn't. Now I have his underpants! HAHA!

    Delko: C'mon, I need those. It's...breezy in here.

    Lora: Uh Eric, you might want to stick your tush against something 'cause the visitors in the hall can see your...assets.

    Delko: *wide-eyed* AH! *stands against wall* Give me my underwear.

    Speed: Why didn't you just put on some pants?

    Delko: The underwear is part of the ensemble. You can't wear pants without the underwear. It's like eating a hotdog without the bun.

    Lora: That's...an interesting analogy.

    Horatio: Jenna, give Eric his underwear back.

    Jenna: What's the point? They ripped right in half.

    Horatio: Then get him some new underwear.

    Jenna: He can't go into his own room and get it?

    Delko: NO!

    Jenna: *sigh* Fine. *walks out*

    Cellphone rings

    Horatio: *opens phone* Caine....*looks at everyone*

    Calleigh: *looks at Horatio*

    Horatio: H-Hello? H...*looks down at phone*

    Calleigh: Who was that?

    Horatio: I don't know.

    Ryan: Well what did you hear?

    Horatio: Screaming, then a bunch of inaudible background noise and then the line went dead.

    Carly: Check the number.

    Horatio: *clicks around phone* ...

    Carly: What is it?

    Horatio: I don't know, it took me to online games.

    Carly: Tsk. *grabs phone* ...Okay, (305) 555-6616. Isn't 305 a Miami area code?

    Speed: Yeah. It's Katie's number.

    Carly: You sure?

    Anni: Wait, she was screaming? Is there something wrong?

    Heather: Maybe the Parthenon fell on her.

    Lora: Maybe the cops arrested her.

    Horatio: Alright everyone, enough. We'll have to go check it out.

    Lora: NO! No, we didn't come here to play CSI.

    Horatio: Lora, if I heard you screaming over the phone and the line suddenly went dead, I'd do the same for you.

    Lora: You bet your ass you would.

    Horatio: Okay, does anyone know where she was heading?

    Anni: She didn't tell me. But I'm assuming she'd want to head to the airport.

    Horatio: And how would she get to the airport.

    Anni: Taxi.

    Horatio: *nods* Calleigh, call the cab company that services this hotel and see if they picked anyone up in the last couple of hours and what the number of the cab was.

    Calleigh: I'm on it. *leaves*

    Horatio: Ryan, go to the front desk and have them call the police.

    Ryan: But what if she's just fooling around?

    Horatio: We need to take it seriously.

    Lora: C'mon, we don't take ANYTHING seriously.

    Delko: I don't mean to drag this whole thing apart but I still don't have any underwear.

    Back of large truck

    Katie: *sits up* Man I knew I should have brought my gun.

    Driver: Shut up.

    Katie: You shut up. And let me go.

    Driver: No can do.

    Katie: *crawls to doors*

    Driver: Ah ah ah. If you touch that door, you're going to come face to face with a Desert Eagle.

    Katie: ..Desert Eagle...*GASPAGE* YOU'RE TREVOR!

    Trevor: That's right.

    Katie: That's impossible!

    Trevor: Nothing's impossible. Well, going the speed of light might be.

    Katie: Why did you kidnap me?

    Trevor: Why does anyone ever kidnap people in your team?

    Katie: Easy plotlines.

    Trevor: Stetler.

    Katie: Oh. How is he anyway?

    Trevor: He's still plotting to rule the world. Which is cool because I also want to rule the world.

    Katie: So kidnapping me will allow him to do that.

    Trevor: Heck no. Kidnappees are usually never the intended targets.

    Katie: So Horatio and the team are.

    Trevor: You just sit back and relax and before you know it, we'll be back in Miami.

    Katie: Oh. Good, 'cause I wanted to go back there anyway. So how much are you getting paid?

    Trevor: I get paid per tooth.

    Katie: ...Sorry, what?

    Trevor: Stetler was reading this really cool book about torture so he wants me to improvise. He thinks it'll totally damage Horatio.

    Katie: Uh then you can turn this rust bucket around and go get Horatio.

    Trevor: Don't you watch television? Horatio's supposed to be the last one left. Then Stetler and Horatio will have a standoff.

    Katie: This is the stupidest plan I've ever heard.

    Trevor: You know how much of Stetler's money your little team has wasted? 1.4 million.

    Katie: That's not too bad.

    Trevor: That's just this year.

    Katie: So how does killing everyone solve his problem? I'm pretty sure someone will notice that it's short-staffed forever and Horatio Caine never showed up again.

    Trevor: Don't worry, we have a plan for that. At any rate, he's tired of you people having all the fun, ruining his budgets, sticking your fingers where they don't belong, getting in his way and he said something about a taser incident in the mud a while back that he still hasn't forgiven for. And he found out something about Horatio which he won't tell me about and he's pissed. He's hired the best people in the world to rid you filthy road trippers of the world.

    Katie: Of course.

    Hotel lobby

    Horatio: Calleigh.

    Calleigh: *turns around* The cab company says they didn't send anyone here. So I thought maybe she'd called another company. Nothing.

    Horatio: Okay so that means she was taken by an outsider with a cab.

    Calleigh: Greece isn't known for their high crime rates and the only taxi-like crimes are fudging the rates and taking the long way to hotels.

    Ryan: *walks over* The cops say they can't do anything without evidence.

    Horatio: Then let's go get some. *walks away*

    Ryan: Man, he's really been itching to get back to the lab, hasn't he?

    Calleigh: *smiles*

    Big dark alley

    Horatio: *closes car door* What have you got?

    Delko: New underwear.

    Horatio: I meant pertaining to the case.

    Delko: Carly tracked the last GPS location to this alley. After that, there's nothing so the phone probably got broken or was turned off. *points to ground* Two separate treads.

    Horatio: Any idea of a make and model?

    Delko: The first set have a smaller wheel base. I'm thinking maybe small to mid-sized car. The second set are further apart and the amount of mud that's been compressed suggests it was top heavy.

    Horatio: Like a van or a truck.

    Delko: Yeah.

    Horatio: *kneels* Two separate footprints.

    Delko: One's a size 8, the other's a size 11.

    Horatio: Woman and man.

    Delko: Katie and whoever was driving the fake cab.

    Horatio: Photograph the treads and footprints.

    Delko: Sure. *looks down at ground* ...Hey H.

    Horatio: Yeah.

    Delko: *picks up piece of paper* Tam. TR.

    Horatio: What is that, an address?

    Delko: Must have fallen out of the guy's pocket.

    Horatio: Give it to Speed, have him search it up.

    Delko: Uh, you know he's not exactly a CSI anymore, right?

    Horatio: You and I are going to go pay a visit to the feds.

    Delko: Why?

    Hotel room, couple hours later

    Anni: Did you find anything yet? Did you find anything yet? Did you find anything yet? D-

    Speed: *looks at Anni*

    Anni: Sorry. I just feel a little guilty for letting her go and now she's all kidnapped and such.

    Speed: Could have happened to any one of us.

    Anni: Aren't you worried?

    Speed: No.

    Anni: Why?

    Speed: Because this always happens.

    Anni: I know but it shouldn't.

    Speed: Okay, I have a few possibles.

    Anni: Which are what?

    Speed: Tam TR. is a professor from the Department of Pharmacology and Toxicology. Tam apparently means to be victorious according to Google a-

    Anni: How about something we can use.

    Speed: *frowns* I'm getting there.

    Anni: Oh.

    Speed: Tamiami Trail.

    Anni: Ooh. That makes more sense. So the guy's taking her to Miami.

    Speed: Well we don't know for sure that that's what it means.

    Anni: It's the only thing that makes sense.

    Speed: It could be a street in Greece for all we know.

    Anni: Google didn't say so.

    Speed: Google doesn't know everything.

    Anni: *gasp*

    Speed: *rolls eyes*

    TBC..........................
     
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  12. Anni Grey

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    Oh no! Katie's kidnapped by who... None other than Trevor! Wow, he gets around. Now he's Stettie's errand boy:wtf:.... Stettie's errand boy, I just got a full visual of that...:guffaw:

    Anyway, I digress. .. So, his plan is to lead the RTers to where exactly and do what with them? I mean 1.4 Mil is a steep price, but to resort to kidnapping and murder....Clearly we have world domination issues.

    Eric...sigh...wow, I can't believe I'm left speechless this time...Way to go Eric!:thumbsup:

    Excellent work, Geni!
     
  13. Finch

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    :lol: Why can I envision Trevor walking around like Igor and spitting out 'Yes Master' in random intervals? :p

    Thanks for the review. :D

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    Hotel room

    Lora: This is stupid. We're supposed to be having fun. This always happens!

    Carly: Stop complaining.

    Lora: I can't help it.

    Jenna: So, they're like, real CSIs?

    Lora: Yeah.

    Jenna: Oh. I thought that was like, a gimmic.

    Lora: Well it's like, not.

    Jenna: *frowns* Someone's a sour puss.

    Anni: *runs over* OH Jenna! You can be our new Katie! *hugs Jenna*

    Jenna: What?

    Anni: If Katie dies, you can take her place and become my best friend. But you'll have to develop an unhealthy crush on Speed, have a whole bunch of kids and say "Holy saint popsicle sticks batman!" a lot.

    Jenna: ...

    Carly: Stop scaring the newbie.

    Anni: *runs out of room crying*

    Lobby

    Ryan: So how long do I have to stand in front of the counter?

    Calleigh: Until Horatio says you can leave.

    Ryan: But he's not back.

    Calleigh: Then I guess you can't leave.

    Speed: It's not like he'll kill him.

    Calleigh: We have to follow orders.

    Speed: We never follow orders.

    Calleigh: Yeah, I know that.

    Anni: *runs over, crying* KATIE'S DEAD! SHE'S DEAD I TELLS YA! She's in some swamp somewhere rotting away like a dead pig in a Texas sun!

    People start looking over

    Anni: *grabs Speed* THE HUMANITY! The humanity of it all! I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED HER! But noooooo she had to hit me with her stupid gun WHICH SHE FORGOT TO TAKE! *balling*

    Speed: *looks around* Uh, why don't you calm down.

    Anni: CALM DOWN? I just sent my best friend to the gallows and she don't have very long!

    Ryan: ...Isn't that a song?

    Calleigh: *nods* Styx.

    Ryan: *smiles* Oh yeah.

    Anni: I have to save her. I have to-to be Horatio. SOMEONE GET ME A CAPE AND SOME SHADES! PRONTO!

    Bellhops run

    Speed: Anni, stop. Y-

    Anni: YOU STOP! ALLS Y'ALLS! GAH! *crying*

    Speed: *looks at Calleigh* ..What am I supposed to do?

    Calleigh: I don't know, she's your wife.

    Anni: *hugging Speed* SHE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND YOUNG! I should have casted her face and stuck it on mine! BWAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Speed: That's..gross.

    Anni: *yanking Speed's shirt* She used to love this shirt. She used to love the way it moved up and down when you breathed! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AND NOW SHE'S DEAD!

    Speed: She isn't dead, Anni.

    Anni: HOW DO YOU KNOW! ARE YOU GOD? NO! ARE YOU BUDDAH? NO! ARE YOU..YOU..UH..ONE OF THOSE OTHER GOD-LIKE THINGS? NO!

    Speed: Someone's going to put you in a straight jacket if you don't stop.

    Anni: *reaches out hands* TAKE ME TO THE RUBBER ROOM! GAHHHH! *twirls, then faceplants into the counter*

    Everyone: Ooh.

    Anni: *falls over*

    Calleigh: *looks down*

    Ryan: Should we poke her or something?

    Calleigh: Why? She might wake up.

    Ryan: Good call.

    Anni: *lifts head* I could really go for some Cheez-its.

    Speed: *grabs Anni's hand* Stand up.

    Anni: *stands*

    Speed: You okay?

    Anni: *rubs forehead* I think the power of Christ compeled me.

    Ryan: I don't think it was Christ.

    Anni: So you have to promise to find her, kay?

    Speed: *lifts brow* I'm not going to do anything.

    Anni: What? Why not?

    Speed: Because I'm not getting involved.

    Anni: You searched up that paper.

    Speed: Horatio told me to.

    Anni: No, Eric said Horatio told you to.

    Speed: Anni, if you want to find her, go help.

    Anni: But...I just did my nails.

    Speed: *frowns*

    Anni: Aren't they cute? *lifts hands*

    Speed: *stares at Anni*

    Anni: *strokes Speed's face* Gooood nails.

    Speed: *steps back* Go outside and start looking for suspicious cabs.

    Anni: Okay! *runs outside* HEY SUSPICIOUS CABS! MEET YOUR MATCH! *runs around*

    Calleigh: ...

    Ryan: Is she drunk?

    Speed: *smirks*

    Ryan: What are you smirking about?

    Speed: I'll be upstairs. *leaves*

    Ryan: ...So does that mean I can leave too?

    TBC...............................
     
  14. HellsBells

    HellsBells Tormenting Camp Counselors

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    The jig is up, the news is out! They finally found me! The renegade who had it made!
    Retrieved for a bounty! Never more to go astray! This'll be the end today! Of the wanted man

    Man, I loved Nightshifter.

    I think Anni has lost her marbles... what was left of them anyway. :lol:

    Great Update, can't wait for more!
     
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  15. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    :lol: It's a surprise Anni still has any marbles to spare. :p

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    US Embassy, Greece

    Agent: What makes you think this involves us at all?

    Horatio: I have a motive.

    Agent: That's great but you don't even have a suspect.

    Horatio: Eric.

    Delko: *hands over folder* Fifteen prisoners have been released from the Dade Correctional Facility for Men. All of them were put in prison by Horatio.

    Agent: Circumstantial.

    Delko: These inmates were on death row.

    Agent: That's not the FBI's problem.

    Horatio: An American was kidnapped on international soil and it's not your problem?

    Agent: Not unless you can find me some proof. Right now all you have is a bunch of newspaper articles and a napkin with some gibberish on it.

    Horatio: Okay, I don't think she's going to be the first victim and I don't think Miami is the only place releasing prisoners.

    Agent: Based on what.

    Cellphone rings

    Horatio: This. *opens phone* Yeah....okay, thank you Calleigh. *closes phone* This just became your problem.

    Street

    Delko: *walking* So, 8 countries, all over the world have released prisoners.

    Horatio: And they happen to be 8 countries we've visited.

    Delko: And felons we've put away?

    Horatio: Mhm.

    Delko: Any idea who's doing this?

    Horatio: Stetler.

    Delko: *scoffs* He doesn't exactly have that kind of clearance.

    Horatio: He doesn't, but he knows people who do.

    Delko: So this is about some vendetta he has against us? He releases a bunch of pissed prisoners and offers them a buttload of cash to off us?

    Horatio: Think about all the people we put away over the years, some in different countries. Some of them weren't as...legitimate as I let on.

    Delko: What?

    Horatio: *stops walking* We weren't within the law, Eric.

    Delko: You told us we were.

    Horatio: We tainted every case.

    Delko: ...

    Horatio: I tainted every case.

    Delko: So those prisoners just became untouchable and they're pissed to boot. He probably told them it's a free for all. Justice because of your mistake.

    Horatio: Those people did commit crimes.

    Delko: You manipulated the cops and detectives and agents in those countries, which are third world, by the way. You can't just wave your fist and claim justice. You just gave Stetler the perfect excuse to get you. You realize you could have just gotten us all killed?

    Horatio: Eric, you have to understand, th-

    Delko: I-I don't understand. You preach to us to do things by the book and then you go and Rambo your way through South America behind our backs.

    Horatio: *places hands on hips*

    Delko: Why?

    Horatio: ...I'm tired of letting people walk. And if that means planting evidence and manipulating the laws of other countries, so be it. I'm not going to stand around while the people we know are commiting these crimes get away on a technicality.

    Delko: Where is this coming from?

    Horatio: We've been on the road a long time. I was oblivious to half the things that went on out here until I saw it with my own eyes. I decided to do something about it and it's not your fault.

    Delko: We were dragged into it.

    Horatio: Would you rather stand by and watch?

    Delko: What the hell's gotten into you?

    Horatio: *walks away*

    Delko: *frowns*

    Hotel, couple hours later--hotel room

    Delko: *walks in, closes door* We need to talk.

    Speed: *buttons up shirt* I'm not fixing your toilet.

    Delko: Why do you think Horatio always had some sort of connection with South America?

    Speed: Because a lot of crap happens down there.

    Delko: Okay, when did we first get a connection with South America?

    Speed: Uh, I don't know, when they threatened to poison our water. Are you okay?

    Delko: H has been taking the law into his own hands.

    Speed: *frowns* I thought he took the mini bars out of the rooms.

    Delko: Will you listen to me? Stetler found out about it. Everything H has done down there has been completely unlawful.

    Speed: This is the same Horatio we're talking about, right? The guy stops 2 centimeters from the stop line so he's in the perfect distance between him and the red light. He hasn't broken a law in his life.

    Delko: *scratches head* Okay. *lifts head* I need to talk to Colton.

    Speed: Why do you need to talk to Colton?

    Delko: H said that he was tired of letting people walk and that he was oblivious until he actually saw what was going on. He only set foot in South America a couple times and we didn't see anything that terrible.

    Speed: ...You think he'd been there before.

    Delko: Maybe.

    Speed: Even so, what does that have to do with anything?

    Delko: What he was doing was wrong. I know it sounds crazy but I don't think we can trust him in this.

    Speed: Why.

    Delko: You don't find it just a little bit convenient that he decided to take us to Greece?

    Speed: No.

    Delko: Okay how about the fact that Colton, the guy with some pretty huge ties to South America decided to out of the blue ask Katie out on a date. Now Katie's gone, Horatio's dealing with the FBI and...you think I'm crazy.

    Speed: I just think you're putting too much thought into this. Which, is a bad thing for you obviously.

    Delko: I think H is taking his vigilanti-ism to the extreme. Stetler's just trying to stop him. He probably doesn't know we have no idea what's going on.

    Speed: Or maybe Stetler's just trying to kill us because he's Stetler.

    Delko: This isn't funny,--look, Lori spent some time in Colombia, right?

    Speed: Yeah.

    Delko: That sounds to me like Horatio needed some evidence of what was going on and Jess just conveniently got kidnapped and sent to Colombia where she got a job at the Embassy and 'magically' found Lori.

    Speed: *stares at Eric*

    Delko: What?

    Speed: You're saying that Horatio planned to send her there.

    Delko: You don't think the 'poisoning your water' thing was a little stupid?

    Speed: *frowns*

    Delko: We could close this chapter for good but you have to work with me. We need to call Stetler.

    Speed: No. We're not calling anyone, we're not doing anything and you're not going to tell this to anyone else.

    Delko: Why?

    Speed: Because it's crazy!

    Delko: It's not crazy, it's true!

    Speed: Get out.

    Delko: What?

    Speed: Get out of my room.

    Delko: You're not just going to let h-

    Speed: You have three seconds to get out.

    Delko: *leaves, slams door*

    Miami, warehouse

    Katie: *yanks arms* You know, the handcuffs are a bit much.

    Trevor: Whatever keeps your keister in the chair.

    Stetler: *walks in* Katie.

    Katie: Bite me.

    Stetler: Trevor, you can leave.

    Trevor: B-

    Stetler: Out.

    Trevor: Fine. *leaves*

    Stetler: You can tell anything to ex-cons nowadays.

    Katie: Really.

    Stetler: *sits* Tell me what you know.

    Katie: ...What I know about what.

    Stetler: Horatio's escapades.

    Katie: Escapades?

    Stetler: In South America.

    Katie: *lifts brow* I don't know what you're talking about.

    Stetler: *laughs* Come on, you guys are always goin' down there lockin' people up--illegally, I might add.

    Katie: *shakes head* Illegally?

    Stetler: Horatio's trained his team well I see. You know, I've been lookin' into his past for quite some time and there are things that just don't add up. And it's not just South America, it's other things. We'll get into that later. I need you to tell me exactly where he is.

    Katie: No.

    Stetler: I'm not out to hurt anyone.

    Katie: Trevor thinks otherwise.

    Stetler: How else was I going to get someone in the country?

    Katie: So Horatio's been lockin' people up for no reason.

    Stetler: No, he has a reason but he went about it the wrong way. His judgement was clouded. You think the reason you guys go on road trips is to have fun? Now, I'm not sayin' he's evil but this is wrong, even for him.

    Katie: ...

    Dinner table, Hotel

    Everyone: *eating*

    Delko: *frowns*

    Calleigh: So any word on where Katie is?

    Horatio: Miami. I'll head there tomorrow.

    Delko: I can go.

    Horatio: I need you here.

    Delko: Why?

    Horatio: Because I said so.

    Ryan: So Stetler's in on this? I mean, he's the one who kidnapped her?

    Horatio: Mhm.

    Delko: Well maybe he had some revelations.

    Horatio: Eat your food.

    Delko: *shoves potatoes in mouth*

    Anni: So why are we just sitting here? We should go get her right now.

    Horatio: I'll go get her tomorrow.

    Anni: By yourself?

    Horatio: Mhm. I don't want to have your vacation ruined.

    Anni: Well it's not much of a vacation if one of our own is gone.

    Horatio: Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.

    Cellphone rings

    Horatio: Excuse me. *leaves*

    Delko: *stabs potatoes with fork*

    Calleigh: Are you okay?

    Delko: I'm fine.

    Jess: You look a bit angry.

    Delko: Must be gas.

    Jenna: I've had that before. You need to just sit down and let 'er rip for a while. You'll be okay. *pats Delko on the back*

    Delko: *throws fork onto plate* You guys are being played by him.

    Calleigh: Played by who?

    Delko: H.

    Ryan: But he sucks at most games.

    Delko: Okay this is turning into one of those stupid movies where no one believes the only sane one. And you know what? It means you're all going to die. We've got a bunch of pissed ex-cons coming our way because of Horatio.

    Speed: Eric, those people committed crimes.

    Delko: It doesn't matter. You don't manipulate the system no matter how disgusting the crimes.

    Jenna: Wait, who's coming our way?

    TBC.....................................
     
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