Road Trip - CSI:Miami - "Crazy Eights"

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OH NO ANNI! I shall...call Speed. *grabs cell*

I really liked the whole Anni/Me/Ryan crime scene convo. We were all really funny, especially Anni. Her picking on Ryan... :lol: priceless, especially the arguing and me yelling at them...great, my NEW favorite so far. Amazing.

Wow, Speed will kill Ryan if he's there but Speed isn't when Anni gives birth. I hope I don't have to be with her instead, it's usually the woman who's there with the husband. But, it'll be interesting! Excited Geni! Thanks for so many updates!
 
:lol: Ah Anni. She rocks my proverbial socks. :D

Lora, there's still time for you to be added. ;)

Thanks for the reviews!

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Hospital room

Anni: GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!

Ryan: *grabs foreceps* I'll do my best.

Lilly: *grabs Ryan's arm* Cut it out.

Anni: Oh. My. God. I'm going to die!

Lilly: No, you'll be fine Anni. Just breathe.

Anni: I could if there wasn't a 100 pound baby in me!

Ryan: Just go into your happy place.

Anni: What the hell is a happy place?

Ryan: McDonalds?

Anni: I WASN'T ALWAYS THIS FAT!

Ryan: Think about your husband.

Anni: You mean the man responsible for this? I DON'T THINK SO! I'm gonna give him some words when he gets down here!

Lilly: When's the doctor supposed to get here?

Anni: He isn't. They wait until you can't stay conscious and then they come in and their work is done. MIRACLE WORKERS MY ASS! *screams*

Ryan: Um...Maybe we should leave her alone.

Lilly: Are you kidding me? We can't leave her by herself.

Ryan: Yes we can. Look, I'm leaving right now. *walks to door*

Lilly: *grabs Ryan* We're not going anywhere.

Anni: *screaming*

Ryan: SOMEONE GET HER A DOCTOR!

Lilly: *sigh*

Ryan: Fine, I'll do this myself. *grabs latex gloves, sits down* ....Nope. *stands, walks to door* I'm out of here.

Lilly: *grabs Ryan by the collar* Get your CSI butt back in here.

Ryan: *sigh* Come on I'm hungry.

Lilly: You won't be when this is over so don't worry about it.

Ryan: You don't expect me to hold her hand do you?

Lilly: Yes.

Ryan: Fine. *grabs Anni's hand* Okay breathe.

Anni: *screams* DON'T TELL ME TO BREATHE YOU *screams obsenities*

Ryan: Uh uh...Okay...I-

Anni: *squeezes Ryan's hand*

Ryan: AH! AH! AH! Can't you hear the bones cracking?

Anni: *lets go*

Ryan: *holding arm* My hand is deformed.

Doctor walks in

Ryan: Oh thank God. Knock her out.

Doctor: Anni I'm just going to check you over and make sure everything's okay.

Anni: *nods*

Ryan: Can I go?

Lilly: No.

Ryan: I want that club sandwhich I saw downstairs.

Lilly: No.

Doctor: Everything looks good. Would you like the epidural?

Anni: DRUGS!

Doctor: I'll take that as a yes.

Five hours later, waiting room

Ryan: *pours coffee* You want some?

Lilly: No way I already had five cups.

Ryan: Suit yourself. How long's she going to be in there?

Lilly: Well they're not really on a specific timeline here.

Ryan: Can't they just go in, grab the kid and yank it out?

Lilly: Um. Ow?

Ryan: It couldn't hurt that much.

Lilly: *kicks Ryan between the legs*

Ryan: *drops coffee* OW!!!!

Lilly: It's like that but a hundred times worse.

Ryan: *bent over* Well I didn't ask for a demonstration!

Lilly: You sure asking for something.

Ryan: Ugh someone get me a gurney.

Lilly: Oh grow up.

Hummerhome

Katie: *mumbling*

Delko: *rips duct tape off Katie*

Katie: AGH. Thank you. Now, can I please have some cheez-its?

Speed: *throws bag*

Katie: I can't open it. I have a straight jacket on.

Carly: Do you have to complain about everything?

Katie: Yes.

Carly: Learn to say something else. Something positive.

Katie: Okay fine. I love cheez-its.

Carly: Good.

Katie: If only I could open the bag.

Speed: *rips bag open* There are your damn chips.

Katie: Cheez-its.

Speed: Whatever.

Delko: Hey you think if we tied her arms like this all the time, no one would cheat on anyone?

Jess: I don't think you're supposed to cheat anyway and it's not always Katie's fault.

Katie: YEAH!

Jess: Well...Not entirely.

Katie: ....HEY!

Hospital, another 5 hours later

Ryan: *laying on chairs* You chose this over a crime scene.

Lilly: We have to be there for her.

Ryan: You barely know her. And we aren't even in there, we're out here.

Lilly: Moral support makes all the difference.

Ryan: I wish I could see my girlfriend.

Lilly: *laughs* You have a girlfriend?

Ryan: Um yes. What, you don't believe I'd get one?

Lilly: Well you seem a little OCD.

Ryan: Believe me, it's very mild. Barely noticable. Sometimes I forget I even have it.

Lilly: *rolls eyes* So who's your girlfriend?

Ryan: Lori.

Lilly: That girl at the crime scene? Whew, did you lose a bet?

Ryan: What are you talking about?

Lilly: She's a nightmare. Rude, sarcastic, loud, and mean.

Ryan: She's very sweet once you get to know her.

Lilly: I'm sure. I mean once you rip away the layers or shrewdness.

Ryan: Hey. *sits up* Don't talk about her like that.

Lilly: It's the truth.

Ryan: It isn't. She's a lovely woman.

Lilly: Yeah keep telling yourself that.

TBC..................
 
Hey! It is not always my fault. Did I tell Speed to sleep with Jess in the back of the hummer? Did I tell him to kiss Anni? Did I tell him to sleep with Calleigh while I was home with Riley? Hell no I didn't. See its not ALWAYS my fault. Sorry everybody's picking on RT Katie. So I have to stick up for her myself. lol.

Wow pregnant Anni is..wow hormonal. Awwww she called it the Demon baby. Sorry that cracked me up. And seriously chips? Good lord get it right man its a cracker. I mean I don't go around calling motorcycles pepsi's do I?

Update soon please.
 
I like pregnant Anni. She is hormonal, but she's as much fun as drunk Katie. Me kicking Ryan....haha, that was great. They whole hospital scene was great, and aww Ryan's defending Lori. Don't worry Ryan she's cool. But a little out of you league.

YAY, RT! Poor Katie, everyone stop picking on her, not everything's her fault. How can you set cheez-its in front of her and expect her not to go nuts when she can't have them?

Update soon! This was great!
 
Geni, that will go down in the books as the most hiliarious labor ever! EVER I say! That rocked on so many levels!! But wait, why hasn't Speed been called? I mean, shouldn't he know that his child is coming out into the world? Boy, I wonder what he is going to say when he finds out....

I love this to the upmost, and before I post, I have to say, no, Katie it's not always your fault!!!:D We insane folks have to stay together!!!

Awesome job, Geni, Awesome!!
 
Geni, I'd love to know what goes on in your crazy mind at times!, I have never laughed so much in my whole life...I totally agree with speedfanatic05 it's the most funny labour I have ever heard about...it sounds so much better that the labour I just went through recently with my baby son!

Has anyone called Speed to let him know that Anni's in labour? I think that's something he should know.
 
Welcome to the thread, that_girl1. :D I'm glad you're enjoying it. :)

And everyone's right, it isn't always Katie's fault. The last I checked, it was Speed's fault for almost all of it. :lol:

And I have no idea what goes on in my crazy mind either, it just splashes out onto TalkCSI. :p

Thank you for the kind words and the wonderful reviews. :D

Here's a small chapter.

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Hospital, next morning

Ryan: Well that took forever. *wipes forehead*

Anni: Yes I'm so sorry you had to go through all of that. *rolls eyes*

Ryan: So what are you going to name him?

Anni: We hadn't really decided on a name.

Lilly: He's beautiful.

Anni: *sigh* And he's not a hundred pounds. Dang.

Lilly: *laughs*

Ryan: Did you want us to call Speed or something?

Anni: What? You didn't call him?

Ryan: ...I was supposed to?

Anni: *frowns*

Ryan: I'll go call him. *leaves*

Lilly: So you need any help naming him?

Anni: If you have any suggestions, sure.

Lilly: Hmm...I've never had to name anything before. I mean you don't want to name your kid something stupid.

Anni: What do you mean?

Lilly: Well do you think I'd be working in a crime lab if my name was 'Prescilla'? I don't think so. Please don't name your kid Melvin.

Anni: Ooh Melvin...

Lilly: NO! No that's not a suggestion! VETO!

Five hours later, hospital room

Lilly: Brian! Derk! Abe!

Anni: I thought you told me not to pick crappy names.

Lilly: We've gone through all the good ones.

Speed: *walks to dooryway* Hey.

Anni: *smiles* How did you get here?

Speed: We were towing a Hummer behind the Hummerhome.

Anni: Come in! Come in!

Lilly: I'll leave you two alone. *leaves*

Speed: *walks in, sits*

Anni: We haven't figured out a name. Lilly was trying to help.

Speed: *strokes baby's head* I'm sure we'll figure one out.

Anni: Ooh he's looking at you! It's like he's alive!

Speed: *smiles*

Anni: Okay but he is alive...I made sure of that when the doctor walked away with him.

Speed: I'm sorry I couldn't get here on time. No one told me.

Anni: It's okay, Lilly was here and Ryan was...Almost helpful.

Speed: I should have stayed here.

Anni: Nah, you should go out and have fun.

Speed: *kisses Anni's cheek* I love you.

Anni: *smiles*

Speed: I'll take him for a while. You get some rest. *grabs baby*

Anni: *sigh* Okay.

Speed: *walks away*

Waiting room

Ryan: *stands*

Speed: *frowns* You mind explaining why you didn't call me?

Ryan: I didn't really think about it.

Speed: My wife is having a child and you don't think to call me.

Ryan: WELL SORRY!

Speed: Will you be quiet?

Ryan: Oh right. Sleeping kid.

Speed: Next time, if there is a next time, call me.

Ryan: Yes sir. *salutes*

Lilly: *runs over* Oooh look at the cute baby! *squeals*

Ryan: You've already seen him.

Lilly: Yeah but he's in his daddy's arms and it's just so CUUTE! *squeals*

Speed: Finished?

Lilly: Yes sir. But he is cute.

Speed: *smirks*

Lilly: Right. Okay I should get back to the crime scene. It won't process itself! *grabs Ryan* Let's go.

TBC................
 
And what may I ask is wrong with Melvin? lol Aww Speed was late...well atleast he didn't mess with one of those skelton thingies this time. lol. Awww poor Anni she must be exhausted. lol. Update soon.
 
AWWWWWW a BABY! And I got to touch Ryan and talk to Speed! Now I can die happy. But Ryan is such a cute littl idiot sometimes. *hugs the moron* I'm so stealing him once Lori leaves...oh hehe she's gone. *grabs Ryan* :devil:

But Anni's baby is born! And he won't have a crappy name, no thanks to me. (Brian is a nice name, not a crappy one.) But I still like Cody or Jake as the name. Very cute names. Can't wait for more Geni!
 
Aw yes! Finally, he arrives, I mean the baby and Speed! I loved how he just materialized in the room. And aww, nice family moment... Glad he took the baby though, cause it seemed as if I was a wee bit tired. :lol:

I would say something like this:


Anni: *sigh* And he's not a hundred pounds. Dang.
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It didn't dawn on Ryan to call Speed? Ah, what planet is Ryan on? Glad Lily was there for common sense. This was the greatest!

And if we are taking votes on the baby's name, I like Jake myself ;)

Awesome job, Geni!
 
Lora, there's still time for you to be added.
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Wait...is that a hint for the future? because if it is, i'm gonna quote Sara of LV... "I could really, really kiss you right now." :lol: (Don't worry i'm straight. :lol: )

Pregent Anni and Katie ought to get into a fighting match. They almost match each other in insanity. (Anni's is temporary of course.) :lol:

Aww! Tim has another son! So what's the kid's name? Brian, Jake? Vadim? Ooo Paul. :p Come to think of it, you should do it something with 'Jr' in it. That'll sound great! Speed Jr. sounds the best. :lol: By the way, did Ryan see Anni's...erm...where the baby was supposed to pop out of area? :loL; If he did, he's dead. :eek: Dating Speed's daughter, seeing Anni's -blank-. He's dead. Like, Speed will murder him. Oh boy.

Ryan: Can't they just go in, grab the kid and yank it out?

Lilly: Um. Ow?

Ryan: It couldn't hurt that much.

Lilly: *kicks Ryan between the legs*
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Whoa Lilly! You got to kick Ryan's family jewels?! On like you 2nd day of work!? Oh that is just too cool. You go girl! :lol:

Eric: Hey Ryan how's it hangin'?
Ryan: *holding groin* Small, shrivlled, slightly to the left.

*snicker* :lol: I'm bad.

Thanks for the updates Geni!! :D *hugs*
 
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