Ryan is on planet Wolfe.
Okay that was slightly lame but I'm allowed to be like that at least twice a year.
:lol: Lora.
Thank you for the reviews!
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Apartment, 6pm
Anni: *sits on couch*
Speed: You okay?
Anni: I'm fine.
Speed: *places baby in crib* You sure?
Anni: Stop worrying about me.
Door opens
Lori: *walks in* Hey I heard you came back.
Speed: I heard you came back too.
Lori: Well the airport exploded so I figured what the hell, oh hey is this the little baby?
Speed: Yeah.
Lori: Ew, kids. Keep him far away from me.
Speed: What are you doing here and how did you get in?
Lori: Mom gave me a key.
Speed: How did she have a key?
Lori: I have no idea. Something about a little bit of mikrosil and some luck.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Lori: Hey Anni you look tired.
Anni: I am tired.
Lori: Well that's what you get for sleeping with my dad I guess. 20 hours of pain and suffering.
Speed: Lori.
Lori: What?
Anni: It's okay.
Lori: *sits on couch* So what's his name?
Anni: We decided on Jake. I liked it the best so we went ahead and got all of his paperwork and stuff.
Lori: And they let you come home?
Anni: They said I was healthy enough.
Lori: Good.
Anni: So are you going to be staying for a while?
Lori: Actually Ryan's supposed to meet me here. We're going out for dinner but he had to finish up at the scene.
Anni: Oh. You two are going out?
Lori: *smiles* Yeah.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Lori: You have something to say?
Speed: Yes but that would involve hurting your feelings.
Lori: Try me.
Speed: I don't think so.
Ryan: *walks in* The door was open.
Lori: *smiling* Ready?
Ryan: Yeah but first is there a rest room I can use? I had like ten cups of water today.
Speed: Pee in the street.
Lori: *slaps Speed* You can use the restroom. Down the hall.
Ryan: Thanks. *walks away*
Lori: Be nice, father.
Speed: Sorry, daughter.
Anni: Oh it's so good to not have to pee every five minutes.
Lori: I bet.
Speed: So where are you going tonight?
Lori: A club.
Speed: That's not dinner.
Lori: It is if they serve food.
Speed: You're not going to be half naked, are you?
Lori: No I was thinking about going completely naked.
Speed: *frowns*
Lori: I'm not an idiot.
Ryan: *walks over* Nice bathroom. Smells like lavender.
Anni: Oh! I DID THAT!
Ryan: You're not going to throw something at me now, right?
Anni: Of course not.
Ryan: Good.
Speed: Can I?
Lori: *smacks Speed*
Speed: Ow. *rubs arm*
Ryan: *wraps arm around Lori* So we'll be heading out now. Ta ta.
Speed: *grabs Ryan away from Lori* Hold on there. I want to speak with you first. Get outside.
Ryan: You're not going to throw me down an elevator shaft are you?
Speed: I'm still thinking about it, move.
Ryan: *walks away*
Lori: *frowns* Daddy.
Speed: *looks at Lori*
Lori: Don't kill him.
Speed: *walks away*
Hallway
Ryan: *crosses arms*
Speed: *looks around*
Ryan: You going to tell me to bring her home before 10 or something?
Speed: No, she's an adult.
Ryan: Oh.
Speed: I have no idea what she sees in you but if she likes you then...I hope you two have fun tonight.
Ryan: *smiles* It's killing you, isn't it?
Speed: Be safe.
Ryan: *nods* Sure. HEY LORI COME ON!
Lori: *runs out*
Ryan: See you later.
Lori/Ryan leave
Anni: *walks over* Timmy.
Speed: Yeah.
Anni: Let her go.
Speed: *angry sigh*
Anni: Come on, let's go inside.
Hummerhome
Katie: I AM QUEEN OF THE SPIDER PEOPLE!
Delko: We know. And you know what for a Queen, your people sure don't like you.
Katie: What do you mean?
Delko: Do you see any spiders?
Katie: They're cloaked.
Delko: What?
Katie: Invisible. And they're attacking your head.
Delko: *screams*
Jess: Eric, there are no invisible spiders.
Delko: YES THERE ARE, SHE'S THE QUEEN!
Katie: Ha.
Jess: Katie, stop freaking him out.
Katie: *sigh* Fine. Can I get the straight jacket off now?
Jess: Sure. I'll unstrap you here.
Carly: OH MY GOD.
Jess: What?
Carly: My stomach just said "Caaaaaaaaaaaaarly".
Jess: *blinks*
Carly: Okay is it just me or did that not make sense?
Jess: It didn't make sense.
Carly: I could have sworn it said that.
Jess: It didn't.
Delko: One time I had a bug in the bathroom in a hotel and it was saying "Eeeeeric" and I SO thought it was talking to me but then I realized I didn't spell my name with that many Es.
Everyone: *stares at Eric*
Delko: Or you know....It could have been my imagination or something.
Horatio: Oh you know where we haven't gone in a while?
Carly: To the bathroom?
Horatio: What?
Carly: You never see anyone go to the bathroom. Well granted you wouldn't want to. And okay so you see people going TO the bathroom but not going TO the bathroom. Get my drift?
Jess: ...Too many cheez-its?
Carly: Just a bit.
Katie: OH OH! OH!
Carly: What?
Katie: My butt's itchy and I can't reach it.
Carly: Lovely.
Club
Ryan: So, having fun?
Lori: Oh yeah.
Ryan: You've been staring at your drink for an hour.
Lori: Why do you like me?
Ryan: ...Do I have to explain this again?
Lori: No, I just don't get it. I mean...I'm rude, I'm mean and it doesn't seem like I respect you very much.
Ryan: Lori I know you want to be happy.
Lori: *nods*
Ryan: I can make you happy.
Lori: *looks at Ryan*
TBC..................
Okay that was slightly lame but I'm allowed to be like that at least twice a year.
:lol: Lora.
Thank you for the reviews!
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Apartment, 6pm
Anni: *sits on couch*
Speed: You okay?
Anni: I'm fine.
Speed: *places baby in crib* You sure?
Anni: Stop worrying about me.
Door opens
Lori: *walks in* Hey I heard you came back.
Speed: I heard you came back too.
Lori: Well the airport exploded so I figured what the hell, oh hey is this the little baby?
Speed: Yeah.
Lori: Ew, kids. Keep him far away from me.
Speed: What are you doing here and how did you get in?
Lori: Mom gave me a key.
Speed: How did she have a key?
Lori: I have no idea. Something about a little bit of mikrosil and some luck.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Lori: Hey Anni you look tired.
Anni: I am tired.
Lori: Well that's what you get for sleeping with my dad I guess. 20 hours of pain and suffering.
Speed: Lori.
Lori: What?
Anni: It's okay.
Lori: *sits on couch* So what's his name?
Anni: We decided on Jake. I liked it the best so we went ahead and got all of his paperwork and stuff.
Lori: And they let you come home?
Anni: They said I was healthy enough.
Lori: Good.
Anni: So are you going to be staying for a while?
Lori: Actually Ryan's supposed to meet me here. We're going out for dinner but he had to finish up at the scene.
Anni: Oh. You two are going out?
Lori: *smiles* Yeah.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Lori: You have something to say?
Speed: Yes but that would involve hurting your feelings.
Lori: Try me.
Speed: I don't think so.
Ryan: *walks in* The door was open.
Lori: *smiling* Ready?
Ryan: Yeah but first is there a rest room I can use? I had like ten cups of water today.
Speed: Pee in the street.
Lori: *slaps Speed* You can use the restroom. Down the hall.
Ryan: Thanks. *walks away*
Lori: Be nice, father.
Speed: Sorry, daughter.
Anni: Oh it's so good to not have to pee every five minutes.
Lori: I bet.
Speed: So where are you going tonight?
Lori: A club.
Speed: That's not dinner.
Lori: It is if they serve food.
Speed: You're not going to be half naked, are you?
Lori: No I was thinking about going completely naked.
Speed: *frowns*
Lori: I'm not an idiot.
Ryan: *walks over* Nice bathroom. Smells like lavender.
Anni: Oh! I DID THAT!
Ryan: You're not going to throw something at me now, right?
Anni: Of course not.
Ryan: Good.
Speed: Can I?
Lori: *smacks Speed*
Speed: Ow. *rubs arm*
Ryan: *wraps arm around Lori* So we'll be heading out now. Ta ta.
Speed: *grabs Ryan away from Lori* Hold on there. I want to speak with you first. Get outside.
Ryan: You're not going to throw me down an elevator shaft are you?
Speed: I'm still thinking about it, move.
Ryan: *walks away*
Lori: *frowns* Daddy.
Speed: *looks at Lori*
Lori: Don't kill him.
Speed: *walks away*
Hallway
Ryan: *crosses arms*
Speed: *looks around*
Ryan: You going to tell me to bring her home before 10 or something?
Speed: No, she's an adult.
Ryan: Oh.
Speed: I have no idea what she sees in you but if she likes you then...I hope you two have fun tonight.
Ryan: *smiles* It's killing you, isn't it?
Speed: Be safe.
Ryan: *nods* Sure. HEY LORI COME ON!
Lori: *runs out*
Ryan: See you later.
Lori/Ryan leave
Anni: *walks over* Timmy.
Speed: Yeah.
Anni: Let her go.
Speed: *angry sigh*
Anni: Come on, let's go inside.
Hummerhome
Katie: I AM QUEEN OF THE SPIDER PEOPLE!
Delko: We know. And you know what for a Queen, your people sure don't like you.
Katie: What do you mean?
Delko: Do you see any spiders?
Katie: They're cloaked.
Delko: What?
Katie: Invisible. And they're attacking your head.
Delko: *screams*
Jess: Eric, there are no invisible spiders.
Delko: YES THERE ARE, SHE'S THE QUEEN!
Katie: Ha.
Jess: Katie, stop freaking him out.
Katie: *sigh* Fine. Can I get the straight jacket off now?
Jess: Sure. I'll unstrap you here.
Carly: OH MY GOD.
Jess: What?
Carly: My stomach just said "Caaaaaaaaaaaaarly".
Jess: *blinks*
Carly: Okay is it just me or did that not make sense?
Jess: It didn't make sense.
Carly: I could have sworn it said that.
Jess: It didn't.
Delko: One time I had a bug in the bathroom in a hotel and it was saying "Eeeeeric" and I SO thought it was talking to me but then I realized I didn't spell my name with that many Es.
Everyone: *stares at Eric*
Delko: Or you know....It could have been my imagination or something.
Horatio: Oh you know where we haven't gone in a while?
Carly: To the bathroom?
Horatio: What?
Carly: You never see anyone go to the bathroom. Well granted you wouldn't want to. And okay so you see people going TO the bathroom but not going TO the bathroom. Get my drift?
Jess: ...Too many cheez-its?
Carly: Just a bit.
Katie: OH OH! OH!
Carly: What?
Katie: My butt's itchy and I can't reach it.
Carly: Lovely.
Club
Ryan: So, having fun?
Lori: Oh yeah.
Ryan: You've been staring at your drink for an hour.
Lori: Why do you like me?
Ryan: ...Do I have to explain this again?
Lori: No, I just don't get it. I mean...I'm rude, I'm mean and it doesn't seem like I respect you very much.
Ryan: Lori I know you want to be happy.
Lori: *nods*
Ryan: I can make you happy.
Lori: *looks at Ryan*
TBC..................