Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

(Grissom walks in the lab doors wearing a hat sideways, sunglasses, and uber bling. The entire building goes silent. He pauses, leans to one side and firmly crosses his arms.)

Judy (does beat-box): Sika-sika

Grissom: Funk Docta G in da hIIZZouse!!

(Judy continues beat-box as Grissom walks to his office and lab life returns to normal.)
 
Dynamo1 said:
Nick: Gris, the Denali broke down and we have a crime scene to get to.
Grissom: Okay, hook up a sled to my dog Bruno and the rest of the canine unit. Then yell "Mush!"
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:lol: :lol: I wouldn't be opposed to that happening. Then there could be a fiasco as to how to get the dogs started because techinically most mushers don't yell "mush" anymore. I say we devote a whole episode to the team running around doing insane things trying to get the dogs to start, who needs a crime scene.... ;)
 
Sara: Everyone, I am leaving CSI to persue my dream of becoming a pirate!
:D
ok, if that has been done, shoot me...!

Sara: Grissom, I have some bad news for you...
Grissom: What? You stood on my pet spider?
Sara: Uh, no, actually I'm dating the guitarist from Rammstein, Richard Z. Kruspe...
Grissom: OMG!.........That guy looks so awesome in black lipstick...!
 
(Sara and Greg are juggling together with water bottles in the breakroom as their co-workers file in for the day's work.)

Nick: What are you doing?
Sara & Greg: Hup, hup!
Warrick: Hey guys... Whoa, you're gunna knock someone's eye out!
Grissom: Good guys, now show 'em the finale!
Sara & Greg: Hup, hup, hooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

(They take a bow while Grissom claps.)

Grissom: I'm training them for the international tournament this year.
Greg: Gris, you told us we could be Carnies!
Grissom: You'll never be good enough for the carnaval Greg.
 
You see Grissom walking alone, with a flashlight in hand. Suddenly the spot hits a car wreck.
Grissom: Thank God! (runs to the car)
Sara: (weak voice) Grissom!
Grissom: (kneels down) I've found you... I've found you, I'm here. It's over.
Sara: (cries) I thought...
Grissom: Come to me, Charlie. (zoom on his hand where he's got a huge tarantula) I've been searching for you ever since you escaped from my office. I've missed you so much.
Sara: Hey! Grissom!! (manages to touch his arm)
Grissom: (looks at her) Don't worry, I'll send someone. But at first I ahve to get Charlie back home, he might get a cold. (turns round and leaves, takes his cell phone) Ecklie? This is Grissom, listen, I've found Charlie. Oh and Sara - could you pick her up?... Thanks.
Sara: Aaaarrrrghhhh!!!
 
haha...thats funny man...juggling and charlie... :lol: if grissom did that in the show....sara is so gonna break up with him.. :lol:
 
You see Grissom walking alone, with a flashlight in hand. Suddenly the spot hits a car wreck.
Grissom: Thank God! (runs to the car)
Sara: (weak voice) Grissom!
Geico: Sara, it looks like you broke several ribs, punctured a lung, have a concussion, and broke some bones in your leg. But I have some good news.
Sara: What's that?
Grissom: You saved money on this wreck by switching to Geico.
 
LMMFAO!!!

Gas for search party: $50
Batteries for flashlight: $3.99
Finding your pet triantula "Charlie": Priceless
 
Herzeleid I loved that! :D

Another one: (although it sounds somehow familiar, maybe I've read it here before and just can't remember :rolleyes:)

Natalie (rocks in the interrogation room and lifts her shirt up in front of Grissom): Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha...?
Grissom: Now that I think of it...
Cath (outside): He can't mean that, can he?
Brass: Well, she's a freak with tiny figures, he's a freak with tiny creatures - birds of a feather I'd say.

[Sorry I don't wanna bash GSR and no matter how much he has spoiled Sandle, I still like Grissom! So don't feel offended! ;)]
 
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