Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

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  1. Herzeleid

    Herzeleid Rookie

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    (Grissom walks in the lab doors wearing a hat sideways, sunglasses, and uber bling. The entire building goes silent. He pauses, leans to one side and firmly crosses his arms.)

    Judy (does beat-box): Sika-sika

    Grissom: Funk Docta G in da hIIZZouse!!

    (Judy continues beat-box as Grissom walks to his office and lab life returns to normal.)
     
  2. CSIdoglover54

    CSIdoglover54 Witness

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    LMAO that was so funny Herzeleid!!! I laughed for so long...*cathes breath* Your're great at this!
     
  3. Lizn8rFoxy

    Lizn8rFoxy Lab Technician

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    Herzeleid! haha LMAO :lol: if only that would happen in the show! HAHAHA nonstop laughing!
     
  4. CSIdoglover54

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    :lol: :lol: I wouldn't be opposed to that happening. Then there could be a fiasco as to how to get the dogs started because techinically most mushers don't yell "mush" anymore. I say we devote a whole episode to the team running around doing insane things trying to get the dogs to start, who needs a crime scene.... ;)
     
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    Sara: Everyone, I am leaving CSI to persue my dream of becoming a pirate!
    :D
    ok, if that has been done, shoot me...!

    Sara: Grissom, I have some bad news for you...
    Grissom: What? You stood on my pet spider?
    Sara: Uh, no, actually I'm dating the guitarist from Rammstein, Richard Z. Kruspe...
    Grissom: OMG!.........That guy looks so awesome in black lipstick...!
     
  6. Herzeleid

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    First off, Richard Kruspe is HOT!!
     
  7. SaraSidle_girl

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    Sara: Guys, I am leaving CSI
    Nick: And go where?
    Sara: Join the team of Dr House
     
  8. Herzeleid

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    (Sara and Greg are juggling together with water bottles in the breakroom as their co-workers file in for the day's work.)

    Nick: What are you doing?
    Sara & Greg: Hup, hup!
    Warrick: Hey guys... Whoa, you're gunna knock someone's eye out!
    Grissom: Good guys, now show 'em the finale!
    Sara & Greg: Hup, hup, hooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

    (They take a bow while Grissom claps.)

    Grissom: I'm training them for the international tournament this year.
    Greg: Gris, you told us we could be Carnies!
    Grissom: You'll never be good enough for the carnaval Greg.
     
  9. SandleDL

    SandleDL CSI Level One

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    You see Grissom walking alone, with a flashlight in hand. Suddenly the spot hits a car wreck.
    Grissom: Thank God! (runs to the car)
    Sara: (weak voice) Grissom!
    Grissom: (kneels down) I've found you... I've found you, I'm here. It's over.
    Sara: (cries) I thought...
    Grissom: Come to me, Charlie. (zoom on his hand where he's got a huge tarantula) I've been searching for you ever since you escaped from my office. I've missed you so much.
    Sara: Hey! Grissom!! (manages to touch his arm)
    Grissom: (looks at her) Don't worry, I'll send someone. But at first I ahve to get Charlie back home, he might get a cold. (turns round and leaves, takes his cell phone) Ecklie? This is Grissom, listen, I've found Charlie. Oh and Sara - could you pick her up?... Thanks.
    Sara: Aaaarrrrghhhh!!!
     
  10. greg_sara_love

    greg_sara_love CSI Level One

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    haha...thats funny man...juggling and charlie... :lol: if grissom did that in the show....sara is so gonna break up with him.. :lol:
     
  11. Dynamo1

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    You see Grissom walking alone, with a flashlight in hand. Suddenly the spot hits a car wreck.
    Grissom: Thank God! (runs to the car)
    Sara: (weak voice) Grissom!
    Geico: Sara, it looks like you broke several ribs, punctured a lung, have a concussion, and broke some bones in your leg. But I have some good news.
    Sara: What's that?
    Grissom: You saved money on this wreck by switching to Geico.
     
  12. Herzeleid

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    LMMFAO!!!

    Gas for search party: $50
    Batteries for flashlight: $3.99
    Finding your pet triantula "Charlie": Priceless
     
  13. SaraSidle_girl

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    OMG these quotes were just amazingly funny!
     
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    yes, i have to agree, the last few quotes were PRICELESS!!! =]
     
  15. SandleDL

    SandleDL CSI Level One

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    Herzeleid I loved that! :D

    Another one: (although it sounds somehow familiar, maybe I've read it here before and just can't remember :rolleyes:)

    Natalie (rocks in the interrogation room and lifts her shirt up in front of Grissom): Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
    Don't cha
    Don't cha
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
    Don't cha
    Don't cha...?
    Grissom: Now that I think of it...
    Cath (outside): He can't mean that, can he?
    Brass: Well, she's a freak with tiny figures, he's a freak with tiny creatures - birds of a feather I'd say.

    [Sorry I don't wanna bash GSR and no matter how much he has spoiled Sandle, I still like Grissom! So don't feel offended! ;)]
     

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