Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Sara is still under the car and calls out to the others

Sara: Guys this has gone on long enough. Get this damn thing off me .. Come on, its not funny anymore.."
 
Good one SaraSidle_girl! :lol:

(Grissom enters a smoke filled tox lab)

Grissom: Hodges?
Hodges: I ran that thing with the stuff for you.
Grissom: And?
Hodges: It was all like, "WHOOOOSSSHHHH" and then the thing went "BOOM" and I was all "AHHH!".
Grissom: Whoa.
Hodges: Look at the colors maaaaaan.
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Hahaahha! :lol:
 
If you've seen the episode of South Park where Al Gore comes to town, you'll get where I'm going:

(The team has pulled a double and is now into dayshift territory. Ecklie storms into the breakroom where the gang has gathered. He's cracked their case.)

Ecklie: It was man-bear-pig.
Grissom: What?
Ecklie: Man-bear-pig, half man, half bear, half pig.
Nick: Ecklie, man, you feelin' alright?
Ecklie: Why don't you guys take me cereal? No one ever takes me cereal! Man-bear-pig killed this guy and you don't even care! I'm so cereal right now, oh my gawwwwwd.
(Ecklie storms out of the room.)
Sara: I feel kinda sorry for him, he has no friends you know.
Greg: WTF is man-bear-pig?
 
^^ HAHA!!! That's so sad!

(Sara's been rescued and is in a hospital recovery room.)

Hodges: Hey Sara, how you feelin'?
Sara: I feel like I was hit by a bus.
Hodges: You know Sara, it was actually a car.
Sara: (annoyed)
 
*before opening credits*

Grissom: I think I feel a fart coming on...

*WHOOOOOOOOO ARE YOUUU....

Grissom: Look, a body with a decapitated head. I think it's a dead body. *puts on sunglasses*

*WHOOOOOOO ARE YOUUU......
 
Dynamo1 said:
Grissom: Nick, stop staring at that women in the ad on CSI Files and get back to work.
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LOL hilarious - that's exactly what Nick would do, together with Greg and Warrick! :lol:

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Sara: Oh no, Gil, never! I won't do this! I won't dig in the dirt to get the evidence on the murder case, it'll ruin my fingernails!

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Catherine: So I hear the suspect tried to strangle you.
Grissom: Yeah, my whole life flashed before my eyes....it was really boring.
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Hahaha! :lol: Good one!

(Sara's been rescued and is in a hospital recovery room.)

Hodges: Hey Sara, how you feelin'?
Sara: I feel like I was hit by a bus.
Hodges: You know Sara, it was actually a car.
Sara: (annoyed)
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Hahahaha! :lol: Even though it's suppose to be quotes you WON"T here, I can really see that happening. Very Hodges-like! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Hodges: Hey Sara, how you feeling'?
Sara: I feel like I was hit by a truck.
Hodges: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. By the way, I can't stop by and see you tomorrow.
Sara: Why not?
Hodges: I have to take my truck in to get some dents repaired.
 
lol Dynamo!

My friend and I were watching "Butterflied" a while back and he came up with this one.

(The crew is behind the alley looking through all the garbage containers [actual quotes in italics])

WARRICK: I think I found the victim's internal organs.
CATHERINE: I think I can confirm the victim's male.
GRISSOM: I think I found popcorn. ::crunchcrunch:: MMM it's still fresh. You guys want some?
 
Sofia: You know.. they say that toothpick I chew on so many times makes me look gay.
Sara: Not just the tootpick, dear..

Sorry. Just popped up.
 
At 2:00 in the night:
Cath,Sara and Warrick are in the lab. Their beepers ring.
Cath: *Shrugs* Who cares?
Sara & Warrick: Huh? *Surprised*
Cath: Let's just call it a suicide and go home!
 
Grissom aproaches Greg holding a picture:

Grissom: *Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got*
Hodges: *BadadaDA*
Greg: *Not much of a girlfriend? Never seem to get a lot?*
Hodges: *BadadaDA-BadadaDA*

Sorry, I got that song stuck in my head today... *BadadaDA* :devil:
 
Grissom dancing around the breakroom, singing

"But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft,
shoe gentle sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No sir, no dancin' today."

*popped up*
 
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