Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

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  1. myfuturecsi

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    Nick and Brass are interview the Crazy Cat Lady of Vegas (a take on The Simpon's Crazy Cat Lady)

    Brass: Alright Cat Lady where the hell were you last night!!!

    Crazy Cat Lady: Buwhahauwuahadoodkdkghdhdkfkdhfdfhdkflkallla
    *cats start to crawl out of her raggedy sweater and she takes one and throws it at Brass who ducks.


    Brass gets up and storms out: I'm going for some air!!!

    Nick watches Brass leaves, looks at the Crazy Cat Lady and says:

    Nick: Betch you can't throw a cat over the Lab

    Crazy Cat Lady: buwhsoihkwiwishshsh..oh yeah!!

    OUTSIDE

    Crazy Cat Lady: fufuduslllllldiuuahshshshshs
    *throws cat over the Lab...screams come from Ecklie where the cat landed.

    Nick watches amused: OH....wow..that was good!!!

    Ecklie: NICK!!!

    Nick runs off as Ecklie storms up.

    Ecklie looks at the Crazy Cat Lady..cats crawling out of her sweater.

    Ecklie: Where'd he go?

    Crazy Cat Lady: I don't..yuwuwuwhehehhshs

    starts chasing Ecklie throwing cats at him

    I know this was bad..but somehow I had to put Nick and the Crazy Cat Lady together..
     
  2. doglover4411

    doglover4411 Victim

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    these are great guys, really funny. they brighten my day!
     
  3. Herzeleid

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    Music to T-Pain "Buy You a Drink"

    Grissom (intoxicated): I'm Gil Gris, you know me. . . :hic: Ima buy you a draink..OO OOH EEE, I got money in the ba- :hic: aink.... :hic:

    Greg: Sara!!! Grissom's doing it again! I think he's drunk this time..

    Sara: Greg, just let him buy you a drink.
     
  4. GSRfanatic25

    GSRfanatic25 CSI Level One

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    haha, that was great!!

    Warrick: Picture that!
    Sara: Picture your mom...

    i know, it's lame, but everyone at my school is doing the your mom thing... and it just popped into my feeble little mind
     
  5. Herzeleid

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    LMAO! Gets me thinking. . .

    Grissom: I like tacos.

    Hodges: Yer mom likes tacos.

    Greg: Did someone say tacos??

    Hodges: Yer mom said tacos.

    (Greg and Grissom walk out of the room)

    Greg: God I hate that guy...

    Hodges (pokes his head out of the lab): Yer mom hates that guy!!
     
  6. GSRfanatic25

    GSRfanatic25 CSI Level One

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    ROFL
    that was great

    *your mom was great*
    ahh maturity

    and, inspired by myself
    Griss: Greg, you did a great job.
    Hodges: Your mom did a great job.
    Griss:yeah, well, your mom says hi, and wants you to call her tomorrow. give her my love


    was that lame?? maybe i should have stopped at "your mom did a great job"
    oh well, it's late fun stuff
     
  7. sanderslove

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    HAHA! I didn't think it was lame. :lol:
     
  8. GSRfanatic25

    GSRfanatic25 CSI Level One

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    thank you berry much
     
  9. Herzeleid

    Herzeleid Rookie

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    Happy birthday sanderslove!! Here's one for you :)

    (Greg is sitting with Sara in the breakroom having lunch)

    Greg: ::Sigh::
    Sara: What's up greg? You haven't been yourself today.
    Greg: It's my birthday. No one remembered.

    (Sara gets 'deer in the headlights' look and excuses herself. She calls the entire team and a makeshift party is thrown together before Greg goes home.)

    Greg: Aww, thanks guys!! And I thought no one remembered!
    Group: Naw! Come on Greg! We just wanted you to stress a little, we remembered!

    (Group exits and leaves Greg with a mass of gift cards and cake, Hodges strolls by and notices the cake)

    Hodges: Whoa, chocolate! Hey. . . "Happy birthday Greg"? Isn't your birthday in June?
    Greg: No-- I jus-- Uh--... I'll give you the card to Starbucks if you don't say aything.
    Hodges: How much?
    Greg: $25.
    Hodges: Deal.
     
  10. GSRfanatic25

    GSRfanatic25 CSI Level One

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    ^^that was great
     
  11. Urban Legend

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    Grissom: Stop Hammer Time! *dances across office in MC Hammer Baggy Pants*

    Catherine: Grissom, what are you doing?

    Grissom: Keeping it real!
     
  12. GSRfanatic25

    GSRfanatic25 CSI Level One

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    oh man, weird weird image, griss in hammer baggy pants

    Cath: can't touch this *dun, duhnuhnuh* can't touch this

    can't see her singing it, plus it's not in her character to say something like that, if you know what i mean
     
  13. Urban Legend

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    :lol: Just got this idea . . .

    Warrick: Catherine, everyone's touched that!
     
  14. GSRfanatic25

    GSRfanatic25 CSI Level One

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  15. sanderslove

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    Herzeleid , Thank you!! That was so funny! :lol: I think Greg would do something like that.
     

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