Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Nick and Brass are interview the Crazy Cat Lady of Vegas (a take on The Simpon's Crazy Cat Lady)

Brass: Alright Cat Lady where the hell were you last night!!!

Crazy Cat Lady: Buwhahauwuahadoodkdkghdhdkfkdhfdfhdkflkallla
*cats start to crawl out of her raggedy sweater and she takes one and throws it at Brass who ducks.


Brass gets up and storms out: I'm going for some air!!!

Nick watches Brass leaves, looks at the Crazy Cat Lady and says:

Nick: Betch you can't throw a cat over the Lab

Crazy Cat Lady: buwhsoihkwiwishshsh..oh yeah!!

OUTSIDE

Crazy Cat Lady: fufuduslllllldiuuahshshshshs
*throws cat over the Lab...screams come from Ecklie where the cat landed.

Nick watches amused: OH....wow..that was good!!!

Ecklie: NICK!!!

Nick runs off as Ecklie storms up.

Ecklie looks at the Crazy Cat Lady..cats crawling out of her sweater.

Ecklie: Where'd he go?

Crazy Cat Lady: I don't..yuwuwuwhehehhshs

starts chasing Ecklie throwing cats at him

I know this was bad..but somehow I had to put Nick and the Crazy Cat Lady together..
 
Music to T-Pain "Buy You a Drink"

Grissom (intoxicated): I'm Gil Gris, you know me. . . :hic: Ima buy you a draink..OO OOH EEE, I got money in the ba- :hic: aink.... :hic:

Greg: Sara!!! Grissom's doing it again! I think he's drunk this time..

Sara: Greg, just let him buy you a drink.
 
haha, that was great!!

Warrick: Picture that!
Sara: Picture your mom...

i know, it's lame, but everyone at my school is doing the your mom thing... and it just popped into my feeble little mind
 
LMAO! Gets me thinking. . .

Grissom: I like tacos.

Hodges: Yer mom likes tacos.

Greg: Did someone say tacos??

Hodges: Yer mom said tacos.

(Greg and Grissom walk out of the room)

Greg: God I hate that guy...

Hodges (pokes his head out of the lab): Yer mom hates that guy!!
 
ROFL
that was great

*your mom was great*
ahh maturity

and, inspired by myself
Griss: Greg, you did a great job.
Hodges: Your mom did a great job.
Griss:yeah, well, your mom says hi, and wants you to call her tomorrow. give her my love


was that lame?? maybe i should have stopped at "your mom did a great job"
oh well, it's late fun stuff
 
Happy birthday sanderslove!! Here's one for you :)

(Greg is sitting with Sara in the breakroom having lunch)

Greg: ::Sigh::
Sara: What's up greg? You haven't been yourself today.
Greg: It's my birthday. No one remembered.

(Sara gets 'deer in the headlights' look and excuses herself. She calls the entire team and a makeshift party is thrown together before Greg goes home.)

Greg: Aww, thanks guys!! And I thought no one remembered!
Group: Naw! Come on Greg! We just wanted you to stress a little, we remembered!

(Group exits and leaves Greg with a mass of gift cards and cake, Hodges strolls by and notices the cake)

Hodges: Whoa, chocolate! Hey. . . "Happy birthday Greg"? Isn't your birthday in June?
Greg: No-- I jus-- Uh--... I'll give you the card to Starbucks if you don't say aything.
Hodges: How much?
Greg: $25.
Hodges: Deal.
 
Grissom: Stop Hammer Time! *dances across office in MC Hammer Baggy Pants*

Catherine: Grissom, what are you doing?

Grissom: Keeping it real!
 
oh man, weird weird image, griss in hammer baggy pants

Cath: can't touch this *dun, duhnuhnuh* can't touch this

can't see her singing it, plus it's not in her character to say something like that, if you know what i mean
 
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