Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

*The team arrives to investigate the miniature killing at the chicken plant*

Brass: So, the body is over there, I'm gonna go talk to some of the employees and see if anybody saw anything...
Grissom: ...do the chickens have large talons?
Brass: Do they have what?
Grissom: Large talons!
Brass: *blinks*

 

Grissom: Nick, stop staring at that women in the ad on CSI Files and get back to work.

 

Sara: Cath, can I borrow your glasses for a sec?

 

*Sara comes into breakroom dressed all in black. On her neck she wears a studded dog collar and has her fringe over one eye*
Grissom: Uh, Sara?
Sara: Yeah?
Grissom: What's with the... outfit?
Sara: Well, I've done some thinking and well...I'm becoming emo! :lol:
Grissom:

 

Nick: Gris, the Denali broke down and we have a crime scene to get to.
Grissom: Okay, hook up a sled to my dog Bruno and the rest of the canine unit. Then yell "Mush!"

 

Nick: Listen lady, I don't care who killed your poodle.

 

Sara: Grissom, give me that case..
Grissom: Sara, its not your thing. I mean...
Sara: What? I am perfectly good with kids!

 

Nick: Ooh, check it out a Kevin Federline cd. I want it, I want it.

 

Grissom: Nick, I'll trade you my classical collection for it.

 

Hahaha! :lol: Love that Dynamo1. :lol:

 

Catherine: I've had it. Another man cheated. I am gonna join the monastery!

 

Funny one , really funny ! join the monastery , huh ?*laughing*

 

Grissom: I'm going to sell my bug collections on Ebay and buy a Harley!

Catherine: Right, and the Oompa Loompas will start working in the lab with Greg...

 

(Grissom enters a smoke filled tox lab)

Grissom: Hodges?
Hodges: I ran that thing with the stuff for you.
Grissom: And?
Hodges: It was all like, "WHOOOOSSSHHHH" and then the thing went "BOOM" and I was all "AHHH!".
Grissom: Whoa.
Hodges: Look at the colors maaaaaan.

 

Sara's been rescued and Catherine decides to visit her in the hospital. She walks in to find Grissom, Sara and Heather laughing.

Before a stunned Catherine can speak, Heather turns to her and says, "Willows! Sara was just talking about you."