Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Another Veggietales:

Ecklie: Oh where is my hairbrush? No hair no where no hair no fair...my poor hairbrush
 
Grissom: Ecklie, you suck?

Ecklie: You think you can take on me, Grissom?

Grissom: BRING IT ON, BALDY!!!

Ecklie: Oh it's done already been BROUGHT!!!

(The two start to throw down, but Hodges and Greg show up and separate the two men who then growl and stare at eachother and then take off in opposite directions down the hallway.)
 
Okay, here's another show tune--(Man of La Mancha):

Grissom: I am I, Gilbert Grissom
The Lord of Las Vegas
My destiny calls and I go
And the wild winds of fortune
Are calling me onward
Whithersoever they blow
Whithersoever they blow
Onward to glory I go

Ecklie: I'm Ecklie, yes I'm Ecklie
I'll follow Gil Grissom to the end
I'll tell all the day shift proudly
Gil's the greatest, Gil's my friend
 
Grissom: Your Mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
Ecklie: Is there someone else I can talk to?
Grissom: I fart in your general direction!
 
Even better...

Ecklie: What is your name?
Grissom: King Arthur of Camelot?
Ecklie: What is your quest?
Grissom: To search for the holy grail.
Ecklie: What is the velocity of a swallow?
Grissom: African or European?
Ecklie: I don't know...WAIT...AHHHHH!!! (mysteriously disappears)
 
Big Spender from Sweet Charity

Anna Nicole Smith: (singing to Sam Braun)The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
a real big spender
Good lookin' ,so refined
Say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind
So let me right to the point
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see
Hey big spender Spend a little time with me.
 
labgeekluvr said:
CSI Team to Ecklie (singing)

We love you Conrad
Oh yes we do
We love you Conrad
And will be true
When you're not near us
We're blue
Oh, Conrad, we love you
We love you Conrad!
We love you Conrad!
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ha ha thats funny
 
Grissom: Guess what, I'm getting married
*Murmurs of congrats*
Warrick: So who's the lucky girl? Sara?
Ecklie: *runs in*Hey Gil, I found the perfect tuxes! And the rings!

*Shocked looks*
 
Missing scene from Grave Danger

Grissom: (to Nick) What would you say if I threw my tarantula at you?

Nick: (to Grissom) Stop bugging me, will you? (leaves)

Grissom: (to Nick) What's you're hurry, got ants in your pants?
 
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