~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

Horatio tries out his new sunnies. Actually they're all the same.

Horatio: What do you think of this one?
Yelina nods.
Horatio: Or this one?
Yelina: Horatio they're all the same!
Horatio (hysterical): I don't know you like this Yelina. What kind of an animal are you?
 
lol pretty cool, i think one day they should make a blooper on the dvds and he puts on different sunnies like purple ones. just to make everyone laugh
:lol:
 
Cal: Ryan did you eat my black jelly beans again"?

Ryan: Ewww...I hate those , they make your teeth black"

Eric comes walking in, with black lips.

Cal: Eric....why did you eat my black jelly beans"?

Eric: I didn't Cal"

Cal: "Then why are your lips black"?

Eric: Cause I was playing truth or dare last night, and took the dare, which was to kiss who was in the closet, hence the black lips".

Walking over Calleigh sniff's, just as Horatio walks in.

Horatio: Calleigh....sweetheart....I thought you promised not to share our black lipstick"

ERic: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
HAHAHAHA!!! LOL!!!!! It was H who was in the closet!!! LOL!!!!!


Calleigh:Oh which one of you stole my crimelight?
Speed:well stole i-is uh....Oh screw it!! yes it stole your crime light! happy now?
 
luvingmyHoratio said:
Cal: Ryan did you eat my black jelly beans again"?

Ryan: Ewww...I hate those , they make your teeth black"

Eric comes walking in, with black lips.

Cal: Eric....why did you eat my black jelly beans"?

Eric: I didn't Cal"

Cal: "Then why are your lips black"?

Eric: Cause I was playing truth or dare last night, and took the dare, which was to kiss who was in the closet, hence the black lips".

Walking over Calleigh sniff's, just as Horatio walks in.

Horatio: Calleigh....sweetheart....I thought you promised not to share our black lipstick"

ERic: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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lol! i love it! i cant imagine calleigh wearing black lipstick but sounds pretttty funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Erik: Hey Ryan did you hear about Natalia and Frank?

Ryan: Huh? What?

Erik: Dude, the big bald guy is making us look bad...

Ryan: I heard she made him grow a mustache so she could call him Dr. Phil...

Erik: (Winces) EEEWWWWW!!! I'm not going to be able to eat lunch or dinner after you gave me that visual!!!
 
^^^^HAHAHA!! :lol: ^^^^^ that's hilarious!!!

H:I hate this job! I hate these stupid sunnies!! I hate everything!!!!! *shoots at celing*
Eric, Ryan and Calleigh: :eek: :confused:
 
Dynamo1 said:
Horatio: ...you put your left foot in and... [puts on sunglasses] shake it all about.
Frank: You do the Hokey Pokey and...
Horatio: Shut up, Frank. Time for the... [takes off sunglasses] theme song.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Ha! That had me in stitches :lol: I coud totally see that happening!
 
Horatio is the lunch room, with a sink full of water and bubble's, singing.....

"My sunnies, my sunnies, my sunnies go, where I go, my sunnies, my sunnies, my sunnies and me, my sunnies, and me.

*The team is listening, as they enter the lunchroom*

"Calleigh: Horatio....what are you doing there"?

"H": I'm bathing my sunnies, see, they are all shinning and clean. *leaves the lunchroom singing again*

Ryan: The boss, has completely lost it.
 
Eric: Hey Calleigh, you ready for the dance?

Ryan: What dance?

Eric: The dance of V-Day love.

Ryan: :confused:huh....

Cal: Okay I'm ready.

Coming out of the room, Calleigh was dressed as a little cherub, *Laughing*, Ryan spit his soda at Eric.

Ryan: Christ Calleigh, you look like a messenger for TD Florest.
 
That's a florest shop, that sells flowers, they have this little cherub, that represents their flower shop.

;) Awww... you didn't have to delete your post. :(
 
Cal: Eric, Ryan, come here, look at this.

*Walking into the breakroom, they seen Calleigh with "H"s sunglasses, on a palm tree*

Ryan: *laughing*...."H is gonna shit when he sees this".

Eric: "What the hell do you call it Cal"?

Cal: "Palmoratio"
 
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